Hey there, folks! I finally broke down and got a Furaffinity account. So, you're probably wondering, who the hell is this sawed off zebra with tits the size of melons and too many damn piercings? Well, I'm Tequila. That's not my given name, it was a joke my brother used to tell me. Evidentally, if it wasn't for this blessing of the Agave plant, I wouldn't be around. Anyway, I'm a semi-retired porn star, body builder, and all around nerd. I love films, reading, cooking, and generally making a nuisance of myself. Pleasure to meet you all!