°What are you?
-Hi, i'm just another artist

°Can i have a request?
-I do requests, cuz i need practice. (And i can't do it all the time)
-Buuut i'm a lazy butt, and i do it for free, so don't kick me in the face with "WHERE'S MY ART YOU CUNT", and stuff like this.

°Can i have an art trade?
-I guess? I don't know how it works here. But i think it doesnt matter, cuz requests are open

°Where's your comission info?
-Somewhere j3j

°Can i use your images for some reason?
-Well, yes, but leave a link to my page. And respect me (just a little bit, please

°You look like *insert artist name here* to me
-Do i? Oh, that's sad.


°Can you draw my yiffy-char?
Uhh, i don't want to, for real.