Hi everyone *clears throat and stands at a podium with some papers*

I wanna take a moment and declare this day to be Anti-PETA Day

Why should we hate PETA you ask? For one they are horrible people who horribly take things out of context in their so-called defense of animals. They even tell you to boycott a specific fast food chain by going vegetarian, *whispers* am I the only one who thinks that idea is completely unreasonable?

They also have horrible taste in their spoof games to defame certain game series, wherein they apparently do mininal research for the content they are "spoofing." Examples include insinuating that Mario skins a tanuki each time he wears the tanuki outfit, or that Ash Ketchum is unloving and keeps Pikachu in a pokeball.

And worst of all *grips the podium and leans over it* PETA KILLS PUPPIES AND KITTIES that they "rescue." Don't trust them with any animal.