I decided I don't have enough stuff over here, so here's me writing stuff to put more stuff in the stuff section. I'm a dude who likes hanging out, but not literally, since that would imply my being able to spin webs, which I can't do. Jumping spiders can't spin webs from ceilings, because what's the point? We've got legs! We jump around on stuff! We tend to freak people out by accident and risk getting crushed by newspapers, books and whatever literature that happens to be around at that time!

I'm normal sized. That's to say, I'm normal jumping spider-sized, which is small. I'm actually one and a half inches though, which is actually bigger than most jumping spiders...


I'm also bad at consistency...

I don't like ledges. Strange how some things turn out but what are you gonna do?

Is this enough stuff? I think it is. If you want more information, visit my userpage! ...which you're on. Welcome! You should look down for more information!

I write, but don't look for my stuff. Nothing I've written is on the internet (yet) and if you ask me, I'll just tell you that I don't know what you're talking about and will just keep telling you I don't write and that you have me confused with someone else. I sometimes play fighting games, and break grammatical structure because I'm a rebel.

A part of  Arthropods.

Technically a part of  microfurries too, from a technical standpoint.

This is enough stuff.