What? Profile? You don't want to know about me. You're only pretending to want to know to be polite! LIARS. POSERS. YOU BASTARDS AREN'T GETTING ANY OF MY CARAMEL, NOW GET OFF MY LAWN, DAMMIT, AND STOP SUCKING UP MY AIR. Damn kids today. Always stepping in the flowers... *grumbles* Where's my cat...?


ALTHOUGH. Let me let you into my box...

When people ask me, 'SF, who would you like to meet...anyone in the history of the world...just what if you could meet ANYBODY? Who?' I say...I dunno. Someone who I could mooch off and get money from. Hopefully someone famous, so then I could befriend them and borrow mass amounts of money. I mean, what's 200 buckaroos to someone who make millions every day? IF I HAD A TIME MACHINE HOWEVER, I'd want to meet some gangsters from the '30s....real mob men. I always wanted to be a mobster, and back in the '30s, it was so fun and easy, and they ran everything! Plus, chocolate only cost a nickle. Can't beat that.



I...I'm not really a furry. I don't think. It depends on what you'd call a 'furry'. Though I do like some anthro art! And yes, I realize it looks like I have a lot of favorite animals listed. Shuddap. I like a variety. I have a thing for rodents, though, and also bats (much to mother's dismay).
A wallaby is fine too.

I do have an odd obsession with goat pupils. OH GOD THEY'RE HORIZONTAL WHAT. Man, what other animals have eyes like that? Soweird.