Chauncey: Okay, boys. I just got done wiping my ass with this Metallica CD. I hope it didn't belong to anyone.

David: CHAUNCEY YOU JERK!!! THAT WAS MINE!!!

Chauncey: Fuck you, David Cross! Now let me go to my room!
*Chauncey reaches the door, he hears something*

Chauncey: What was that? PickleFuck from KidBehindADildo must be trying to find my gay porn stash again!

*Chauncey peeks at the door, he sees Sthugar, who is rubbing something under her panties while sniffing one of Chauncey's used underwear*

Sthugar: Oh Chauncey... I love you...

Chauncey: Woah... is she...

MASTERBATING?!?!

Chauncey: I gotta... this is too...

*Chauncey grabs his penis and starts to rub up rapidly*

Chauncey: Oh yes...

Sthugar: Cum on me daddy...

Chauncey: ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!!!

Chauncey rushes up to Sthugar and cums all over her

Sthugar: CHAUNCEY?!?!

Chauncey: Oh that felt...

Sthugar: You're still hard...

Chauncey: You know what that means?

Chauncey takes off Sthugar's panties and penetrate her Sthugar’s pussy

Sthugar: OH CHAUNCEY!!! YOU'RE SO BIG!!!

They "do it"

David: That asshole... I'm gonna get him!

Chauncey: OH I'M COMING!!!

Sthugar: YOU HAVE SO MUCH!!!

David: What the hell are they doing?

David Cross goes to the room to find the two, who had just finished "doing it"

Chauncey: I love you, Sthugar.

Sthugar: And I love you too, Chauncey.

David: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TWO DOING?!?!

Chauncey: DAVID?!?!

Sthugar: GET OUT PERVERT!!!

David: No! You lovebirds were fucking while the door was open! Are you an exhibitionist?

Wordsworth: STHUGAR YOU SLUT!!! YOU'RE FUCKING CHAUNCEY?!?! I AM YOUR LOVER YOU WHORE!!!

Sthugar: I didn't even plan on fucking him!

Chauncey: Well I took her virginity! So she's mine now fucker!

Wordsworth: DIE!!!

Wordsworth and Chauncey fight

David: Now I'm leaving. This fanfic was just ridiculous!