<bold>WARNING!: This profile contains copious amounts of snark and shenanigans!</bold>-may cause internal bleeding, butthurt, pirate zombie attacks and hallucinations of purple polka dotted dancing dinosaurs :D

Howdy, My name is Sydney

I am probably one of the most out of the ordinary people you will ever meet. If you like to surround yourself with the most oddest of oddities and/or wanted to read the most honest and accurate self description ever, than you've found the right profile.

Some of you may or may not see what is written below as negative fixtures to who I am as a person, But I say these things about myself because I am about as honest as you can get, I never try to sugarcoat anything, and if people cannot realize that even if they meet someone who does not have these particular qualities listed below, There will always be something else about whoever they are around that they don't exactly agree with.

My ideas and opinions are usually very much out of favor, I tend to really piss people off when asked about my political views and it's highly amusing to watch:), I am not one of those people who try desperately to be different and refuse to conform no matter the circumstances, I am however very comfortable in my own skin, and I refuse to change who I am in order to accommodate people who are not close to me.

Laid back, drama free, bold, daydreamer, shy, quiet, honest, blunt, affectionate, homoflexible (I'm about a 5 on the Kinsey scale), free thinker, gender fluid, foodie, gamer, geek, misanthrope, sarcastic, adventurous, nature lover, smartass, prankster, kink friendly, cocky, audiophile, legally blind, fashion fan(not slave), artist, cook, musician, sassy, animal welfare activist, friendly...These are just labels, Allot of people hate labels, I like them actually, Without them you would never get an idea of what a person is all about before you got to talk to them first hand.

I'm not a "lady like" or "classy"-never will be, I don't have much money, my clothes aren't fancy and are in short supply, I don't obsess about my looks all the time, but I'm not a complete slob either, I do have manners, manners are sort of important to me and so is hygiene., I personally believe it's BS on how much pressure there is to "look perfect", people pumping billions into the beauty industry all because some starving, overly photoshopped lady with a pound of makeup and thousands in plastic surgery in a advertisement says it's the best thing you can do for yourself. Beauty that matters the most comes from within and doesn't cost a cent, Don't get me wrong I love make up, however I treat it as a art form and nothing more, I don't wear it every day, in fact I don't wear it very often at all.

I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve, I don't have a brain to mouth filter at all when I get worked up about something. I have a high drive to learn new and interesting things. Debating logic and ethics is a form of mental masturbation for me. I'm a fan of dark humor and can pretty much find a sense of humor in anything, I've been compared to hammy the squirrel from over the hedge, gir and foamy on numerous occasions....I blame some of that on the fact that I tend to be very easily distracted by shiny, sparkly or glowy objects.

I'm a rather artsy person in general, I draw, paint, sculpt, write, sing, compose music and I love to learn new ways of expressing myself. I like to collect stuffed animals, costume jewelry and trinkets even though I don't have much of a collection. I find a lot of beauty in the smallest of things that many other people don't seem to see.

I long for adventure and spontaneous moments, yet I like to keep organized and stable. I make dreams not goals, The world will not end if I do not achieve the American dream, I'm just a person among billions who is trying to get by and survive while keeping my dreams alive. I'm fairly anti-technology, I use what I can to get by and that's about it, I don't own a cell phone, I barely watch tv, I don't see a need for 50 bajillion gadgets that effectively make me more lazy, If I could I'd grow/butcher my own food, make my own clothes and/or run off to some commune/tribe somewhere I would do so.