From  lobosabio

1.Do you sleep naked?
Not usually. I don't like sleeping naked.

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
No.

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
w/ someone.

4. Do you enjoy drama?
No, I prefer foreign films.

5. Are you a manly man?
I'm so manly I like to make out with other men.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
One of my friends.

7. Small or large package?
I've never measured.

8. Are you short?
5'11''

9. Do you like somebody?
Currently, I am single?

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a girl?
No.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Only if I'm playing basketball, because then I get callouses on my feet.

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Only sometimes.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Yes. Just not this year. :( Last year I was a zombie with my friends.

14. Are you double jointed?
No.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
In a walk-in closet.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
No. I think rumors died when I went to college.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Professors?

19. How many girls will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
It doesn't say "boy confessions" except for right here, and to argue that someone would read this for that reason would either be really bizarre or smell faintly like fatalism, both of which are objectionable.

[ ] I wear make up.
[X] I have cried in a movie theater. (All the time, actually.)
[X] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[X] I like rap.
[X] I like techno
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[X] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[X] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Girls are confusing.
[X] I've been called a bad influence (I'm gay, and I want to pursue writing as a career. Shit.)
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.


Come on fellas, be truthful!

1. What color is your underwear?
Blue. (I had to check.)

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired girls?
I prefer men.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
Yeah, my mom.

4. What's one thing a girl can do to make you like them?
Have a sex change.

5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes. She was the one I hugged last (see question 6 waaaaay supra [not the question 6 below]).

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yeah, but it's k.

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Yeah, in the case of a terrible car accident.

8. Do you like your life?
Yes.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
I'm gay?

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
No.

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
It's even, probably.

14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yes.

15. What are your biggest fears?
Either that everyone's a p-zombie, or that there really are no physical objects, and that they all really do just exist as sense data, and that therefore I am permanently and literally always alone.

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No. I don't think that's physically possible.

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Yeah. I had a boyfriend.

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
What. I... that doesn't make any logical sense. No, this is a stupid question.

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
I got a good feeling.

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
I guess?

21. Are you currently missing someone?
No?


THIS GIRL OR THAT GIRL? PICK ONE: (for all our sakes, we'll pretend that this actually reads "this guy or that guy".)

Cowgirl or Gangster?
Mmmmmm. Both.

Preppy or Punk?
Punk.

Face or Body?
Both. Damn.

Good cook or take you out a lot?
Both.

Sweet or sexy?
Sexy.

Armani or Abercrombie?
Abercrombie.

Contacts or glasses
Both. It doesn't matter. Where are the guys.