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Professional Alt | Registered: January 21, 2019 07:22:08 PM

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  Hey There! 



 The name's Ryker... or Ryk... depending on how lazy I'm feeling at any given time



I'm 21, but I act like I'm 12. If you want someone to come annoy you, my hourly rate is available upon request. It's not because I'm the worst person in the world or anything; it's because I am good at what I do and can't help myself!

I like to think "Superior Feline Overlord" is a fitting self proclaimed title but more often than not it ends up being "Kitty" >:(



If you couldn't tell, I am a cat. I have many interests, which include but are not limited to:

- Cats 

- Crying whilst watching Titanic

- Being curled up in bed pretending to be productive

- Sleeping in - as often as possible (you should try it!)



You shall refer to me as superior feline overlord. Don't worry though, this will only last for the duration of my time on earth! (Another 5.6 or so billion years)



I'm living life 0.000001 nanoseconds faster than everyone else, which means I've lived more than any other human in the world so far this year! 

That is awesome! And also really sad because those humans are just wasting their lives away doing nothing productive with themselves when they could be 

hanging out with me instead - which would make them smarter, prettier, better at sports etc... 

Proven fact, don't ask for the source I'm just automatically right



Thank you for coming to my TED Talk!



--Personality type: ESFP-A--



P.S Please don't leave a "thank you for following" message on my shout board, it will just be deleted

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