// Clothing
[x] Have one bandana
[ x] Have more than 3 bandanas
[ ] Have a pirate hat of some style
[x] Have a pirate style jacket
[x] Wear more than 3 rings (wedding bands excluded)
[x] Wear more than 2 neckleces or 3 bracelets
[x] Shoe wear consists prodomiately of boots and sandals
[6/7]

// Lifestyle
[x] Sweet talked someone into giving you something of theirs
[x] Threatened someone into giving you something of theirs
[ ] Have been in a barfight
[ ] Have won a barfight
[x] Have a tattoo
[ ] Hide your treasure (stash money/jewelry in secret hidden places)
[3/6]

// Diet
[x] Have had rum within the past 7 days
[x] Know how to avoid scurvy
[x] Enjoy fish/sushi/ other sea food
[3/3]

// Entertainment
[x] Can name 2 or more pirate movies besides the Pirates of the Caribbean
[x] Can sing a shanty
[x] Think fiddles and accordians are an important instrument
[x] Have played a pirate in a role playing game (Oblivion, DnD, etc)
[x] Know how to play or have played Liar's dice
[5/5]

// Other
[x] Have been called a piratey nickname for at least a month
[ ] Own a flintlock or cutlass (real or replica)
[x] Have ridden a ship that could hold more than 40 people
[x] Have a treasure chest
[x] Own a lockpick set
[x] Have a beard at least an inch in length
(or for the lass, don't shave your legs sometimes in summer)
[5/6]

Total:
[22/26] CAPTAIN!

0-4> Aye, landlubber, so we have some things in common.
5-9> So, some cabin boy think's he's a pirate.
10-14> Get back ta swabbin' the deck, you sea dog.
15-19> Oops, looks like salty Bob just fell overboard, guess you're the capt'n's new first mate.
20-25> Who's the capt'n now, you bilgerats?
26> Dread pirate I be, Arrr.


ITS CAPTAIN NERRENYA LAUGHING-THUNDER TO YOU! YOU STINKIN' SCURVY INFESTED WORMS!