D00Ds!:

[X] You woke up with a boner.
[x] Your taller than 5'5".
[] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[X] You like to get drunk and fight. (Not at the same time)
[X] You drink beer. (I live on beer)
[X] MEAT!
[] There are tissues close to your bed.
[X] You were clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[X] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always. (video games > sports unless you count martial arts.)
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[X] Your curse like a sailor.
[X] You scratch your nuts in public.
[] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[] Your father (or father type) told you about sex. (I learned about it from kids on the school bus)
[X] You can grow facial hair. (goatee ATM)
[] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties. (I feel bad for the girls)
[X] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute". (pokemon cute, digimon badass)
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (About 3 times that, my job is moving lots of heavy things)
[X] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room. (yes but I loathe spiders)
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies. (internet makes that unnecessary, but I am an opportunist.)
[X] You show off bruises like badges of honor. (The bigger the better, also when it turns weird colors you get more points)
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris

Boy Score - 15/24

Gals!:

[] You get a period.
[] People say your short.
[] You call attractive females "sluts". (no, i just look at their titties)
[] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day. (nope, i get up and go.)
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[/] You care about what you look like. (sometimes, I have my prissy moments)
[x] You can cook and clean. (I dunno if you would call it cooking, and I can clean, just do not like too.)
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (I have one pair and they are about dead)
[X] You like to spend money with your friends.
[] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[] Your skin is soft.
[x] Your favorite color is Pink or Purple. (I like purple.)
[] Your mom told you about sex.
[ ] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheer leading, gymnastics or dance. ( I want to learn how to dance.)
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (I hate spiders.)
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Ninja turtle action figures are still dolls)
[] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girl Score - 5/24