I don't know why everyone says 'Hello!' at the beginning of these things.It's as though they're expecting the reader to say 'Hi!' back or something.

Anyways, now that I've made make myself look like a smart ass, I'm Professor Maple. I'm a psychologist specializing in the treatment of personality disorders who lives in the state of Florida, though I originally hail(or rain, as that's more befitting, considering the weather.) from Wales.

I'm not one to upload drawings to this site, as I don't really have a whole lot of artistic skill, though I do consider myself to a rather decent wordsmith, and I'd be rather pleased to write fiction about just about anything(so long as it's clean) for you, so contact me if that would interest you.