Who said only Chuck Norris can have his own facts?
I give you a sample of the Hungarian Furry Facts. The don't surpass the almighty roundhouse kick, but we are trying.

And anyways, these facts are true!

In one way or another...

So...
Hungarian furries are so hardcore, that...
...they can use Windows Vista without losing their sanity.
...they arrive at their meetings 4 time zones later.
...when they eventually cancel a meeting, the global economy collapses. (The summer meeting of '08 was called off.)
...they know the real meaning of PÜFF. (Trust me, you don't want to...)
...there are real, heterosexual girls in the community.
...they discuss memes that didn't even appear on the net.
...they bring tanks and firearms to their meetings.
...they know how to use the three seashells.
...they are protected by the Hungarian Furry Squadron. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2440711/
...they burn fursuits.
...they kill things with chopsticks.
...when they take a trip to the middle of the forest, they still bring a DVD player with them.
...they assimilated the Borg. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1842603
...many times, they are called “normal people”.