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At first glance from a distance, you see a rather normal looking wolf amidst the rest of the furry population. He had shiny silver fur that was well groomed, the fur of which occupies his ears, and tail frosted with a touch of black. His eyes, a trademark of most wolves that he knows, a deep amber that seem to flash as the lighting hits them just right.The wolfs body a bit disproportioned in size to weight ratio, standing 6 foot 1 inches tall he looks quite thin although the sinewy lines of his fur indicate some underlining muscle. As you survey him more you notice that he isn't wearing anything but a pair of loosely fitting denim jeans that hang just right against his hips with a hole cut out for his tail. Socializing with other furs you observe his demeanor as casual, a smile almost never leaving his muzzle. Just then he contorts his waist to grab something from the table behind him, and a rare modification can be seen upon his fur, a color modification in the shape of a paw is placed upon his left shoulder blade, it painted with the many brilliant shades of a rainbow, seeing this as a clear statement that he was not interested in the opposite sex. AS you come closer the lighting changes somewhat and gives off a slight glint of something on his left ear, upon closer inspection you discover a small, but fat, hoop earring dangling from the bottom of his pointed ear.