Greetings.

Name: Mr A Chombee. Call me Chombee please.
Age: 17
Species: Alien
Orientation: Straight (No. Yiffing. Please.)
Location: Currently, UK.
Gender: Male
Likes: Music, Destroying All Humans, Pinstripe Suits, Nu Jazz, MLP:FiM, Trolling (Other Sites) DJing, Dubstep, Techno, Raves, Festivals, Cryptology, Synthesizers, Awesomeness.
Dislikes: People Who Act Like Dicks, Moths, Humans, Bad Music, Boredom, Violence/Bloodshed, Perverts In The Fandom (I SHALL CAST YOU OUT!)

Yo, furries. This is Chombee here. I'm the resident alien. I've came down here from my home planet to destroy all humans and generally be a troll towards moronic humanoids. Most of you furries are ok though so I'm less likely to destroy you unless I have a reason to. I make music now and again, all kinda. Dubstep, Nu Jazz, Psytrance, Even Happy Hardcore. Watch me or not, I don't care really. But anyhow, please bear in mind that this account is a joke and I'm doing this for comedic reasons only. I am not a "furry" because I'm not an anthro animal. I'm just a crazy dude have has an alien persona. Anyhoo, this shits getting to long, so I'll cut it off here and inbox me if you have any questions. I live in the UK and I'm currently studying media :)
Outside this insane persona of mine, is the normal me... Which it turns out is just as insane.

More info: I have powers. I can fly, run at 1000KMh, make people hallucinate on cue and I also have telepathy and telekinesis. In other words, come at me bro, I'll rip your fucking ankles off!

THIS ALIEN IS GANGSTA.

 notyiffy Its not my thing. I don't like yiff, and if you have a problem with that then leave me alone. Go jerk off to foxes or something.
 dubstepfurs !!! BASS !!!
 hippyfurs Self proclaimed techno hippy and fucking proud of it.
 mlpm MLP:FiM FTW. Fuck the haters!
 raverfurs ELECTRONIC STEREOPHONIC! (Ignore the furry bit since I'm not a furry)