Mia says:
One day Waluigi went to get some milk from the fridge. However when he opened the fridge it was BROKEN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Waluigi stared at it for a moment, then said "I CAN FIX DIS, WAAAHAHA", putting on a builders belt. The fridge was never seen again.

Suzie says:
...oh god yes

Mia says:
One day Waluigi was walking in the park. he sat down on a bench, and starting reading "numba wun weekly". Suddenly it started raining, getting Waluigi wet! "WAAA!? I HATE DIS!" he said, disgruntled. So he climbed the tallest tree in the park, stood up on the top of it and shouted "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO AWAY STUPID RAIN WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!".
This scared the rain so much that it went away to have nightmares. the end.

Suzie says:
W....I love this |3

Mia says:
....you do? whyyy?

Suzie says:
It's so silly.

Mia says:
"WAAAAAAAAAA WALUIGI NO SILLY, YOU DUMMIE!" Said Waluigi, staring at you with his evil eyes. Eventually the staring caused his eyes to start shooting laser beams, meaning X-men has found a new replacement for Cyclops. "WAAAA WALUIGI NUMBA WUN MUTANT WAAAAA!". This caused all the X-men characters to surrender to the bad guys, who also surrendered at the same time due to hearing Waluigi's voice from that far away, the end.

Suzie says:
...wat
|3 best story

Mia says:
Waluigi continued his career in "SUPA NUMBA WUN HEROING WAAAA", replacing many heroes like Spider man, mr Fantastic, and even the goddamn batman. And that's why the Joker acts like he does now. Because Waluigi smiled at him.

Suzie says:
Waluigi goes to japan now, distorys city

Mia says:
"WALUIGI NUMBA WUN GODZILLWAAAAAA!" he roared, biting the heads off from innocent cillvilians. Even though he wasn't even close to them. The next day he found out his ice machine wasn't working anymore so he died, landing on several japanese cities.

Suzie says:
>: waluigi dead noooo

Mia says:
Don't worry, he laid some eggs beforehand, meaning more Waluigi's will hatch.

Suzie says:
So now he's a paradactal?

Mia says:
NO HE'S NUMBA WUN AW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Suzie says:
NUMBA WAHN YEAH YEAH YEAAAAH

Mia says:
One day Waluigi walked into a kindergarden. "WAAA, KIDS ARE STUPID, WAHAHAHAHAAAAAA" he shouted, laughing at them loudly. This caused one of them to cry, making Waluigi ANGRY. "YOU STUPID BABY! WAAAAALUIGI WILL GET YOU!" he roared, dribble and spit flying out of his mouth and hitting the child. Using all his might, Waluigi crotch chopped at the child, making him grow into a adult. The end.

Suzie says:
You come up with the oddest stories |3

Mia says:
One day Waluigi went to the dentist. "my goodness! you're teeth are in very bad shape Mr wun!" said the dentist, however Waluigi wasn't pleased at this. "SHUT UP LOSA YOU ARE NOT NUMBA WUNNNNN". Waluigi then proceded to bite the dentists arm off and drain him of his blood. So now every night in the upside down L moon he turns into a Waluigi. The end.

Suzie says:
Better thenn twilight

Mia says:
it sure is

Suzie says:
You should write waluigi story
AND MAKE IT GAME

Mia says:
One day Waluigi wandered into a cave. "WAAA DIS CAVE IS DUM" he shouted, as it echoed through the tunnels. Suddenly a blonde haired girl walks by. "ah ha! you must be the panty thief! I don't take to thieves lightly!" she shouted, pulling out her machine gun. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Waluigi said, holding up the panties in the air. He then ran out the cave and made lots of money from the panties. the end.

Suzie says:
Doctor is dead

Mia says:
Waluigi ate a red flower. The end.