i don't want any girlscout cookies go away
....
well okay maybe just one but only if you have any of those boxes from the '80s laying around.

its me. I'm that one you know from someplace sometime but you can't quite place it. and i seem a lot different than that anyways. what's the deal? idk whats the deal with you? lol. but seriously folks i'm not all that scary. drop me a line. say hi. call me a furfag. whatever, i'm into it. that's why i put my telegram in the thingy. train me and i'll be your best bud, don't and i'll turn your eVERY WAKING MOMENT INTO A SWIRLING TORRENT OF PAIN AND MISERY so its a good thing I'm a pushover. don't mind as i huff your feet. or do. i'd like it if you do~

I'm:
Miranda Pruinae, Snow leopard, transgender woman
Chaz Lochturyne, Caribbean Shepherd, Male-to-Female-to-Male gooner
Darryl Woofswood, Border Collie, dude guy dog man

i'm some complicated mishmash of gender presentation and emotional sentimentality that results in an exceedingly vague non-binary, pansexual label when analyzed but in any meaningful way you can just talk to me like i'm the greasiest guy you know and like a lot and just he/him me whenever because even when i'm supposed to be going by she/her it flusters me in a way i like. i also like influence; don't worry i'll be kind even if my words sound harsh. i'd always be wearing my fursuit if given the ability&option.

Some particular furries who are very important to me
Sky Mitou, Gamble the Deer.

Koyaanisqatsi and i like it that way