-Interview with Lordosis-

Excuse me, sir, can I have a moment of your time?
- Howdy fellah! What'choo doin' 'round hurr, y'all come t'buy some veggies? Kanna early in'a season, but the taters 'er lookin' pretty!

Ah, no, I'm traveling the area, conducting interviews to better understand the people and culture of this region.
- Oh, yer a newspaper type fellah 'er somethin'? I can't read none too good, but I'll answer a query er' two fer ya, if'n it'll help ya out.

What species are you?
- I's a dragoat! Heh, what kinda silly'o question is that?

Who are you?
- Folk call me Lordosis.

How old are you?
- I gots 20 yerrs.

Where are you from?
- Dun grew up in Flurrida with m'granny.

Do you like yaoi or yuri?
- Yer gonna wanna be speak'n English, fellah!

Are you a boy or a girl?
- Well I a boy! You see any wings on'hurr?

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
- Not that'a know, I never dun knew my Ma 'er Pa.

Who's your mate/spouse?
- I got's a special type critter, we's the goodest sorta buds.

Do you have any kids?
- Heheh, well, heck no!

What's your favorite food?
- I likes veggies, I grow'em hurr in m'garden.

Have you ever killed anyone?
- W'heck no, what type'a fellah you think I am?

What kind of music do you like?
- Aw, y'know, banjo, folk, country type music.
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What do you do to relax?
- I grows'm nice rabbit hurr with m'other herbs and such. Ain't nothin' like a nap onna river, neither!

Do you constantly get hurt?
- Well, I dun think so. I known s'mean type folk, but who don't? R'if'n ya mean physical type maladies, I regular gets some scrapes n'bruises n'such livin' out hurr'n nature, surely.

Do you like your creator?
- What in heck's that s'pose to mean? God? Well o'course I like God!

What’s your favorite season?
- Love me some summertime, good nappin' n'growin'!

Have you ever had sex?
- Heh, what'you think, honey?

Have you been violated/molested/raped before?
- I dun think I wanna talk 'bout any o'that mess, fellah.

Who’s your best friend?
- Buddah, 'course!

Got a crush?
- Sure do, n'he know it! I'mean she! SHE!

Do you like hugs/kisses/cuddles/etc.?
- Well, who don't, fellah?

Are you gay?
- Yer parent's fergit'ta teach y'all manners, honey?

Play any sports or...anything?
- I give'm a try, but I in't no good, really. I likes t'watchin', though!

If you had a chance to kill your creator would you do it?
- I dun unnerstand that question n'all! Kill God n' sweet lil ol'baby Jesus? That's gat dang evil talk, fellah! Now you shoo' on outta hurr, I gots plants t' tend'ta!