There was once a stupid young creature, weak and not all that bright. In fact he still is, but that's not exactly important yet. This creature had been abused and abandoned by every female figure in his life, from being abandoned by his already abusive mother, cheated on constantly by his first partner, then left for someone else by the next two. The third female had taken him for a long ride, and broken him, emasculated him, and seemed to enjoy every second. The creature was done, he just wanted to end everything. To stop the pain. Stop the depression, and just stop. Of course as he contimplated the most painless way to put an end to his existence, his best friend in the whole universe contacted him. Now at the time his best friend, possibly the most attractive and most awesome creature in the world, messaged him. There was nothing really out of the ordinary about their conversation, but the things said so casually previously suddenly made so much more meaning. He cared deeply for her, but an evil troll was keeping her hostage. He didn't care though, they were the best of friends and he knew if he did anything selfish he would hurt her horribly. So he stayed strong, to make surd she would never be without a friend. And when she finally told the troll yo eat a big stinky piece of shit and fuck off, the stupid one was elated. He had always been in love with her, and soon enough they were together. He was beyond happy, it was perfect, the other was so perfect. Beautiful, smart, creative, interesting. His love could only grow and grow. Eventually the stupid one was able to be with the other. Maybe they weren't the perfect match in every way, since the stupid one was needy and clingy, possibly too demanding. But he loved her, and he always would. But the stupid one had few friends to vent to, and sometimes publicly vented. And thats why he's still dumb, but everything he does he did for the amazing one. He slaved at work to earn enough to treat the other as they deserved, and loved and loved. He needed no titles, he just wanted the love and friendship he always had. The perfect love and friendship.