Hello, I go by LaNerd, Lenard, Len, Zach, Zachary, Zachy, Zack [>.<], Untalented, Potato, "Random guy who watched me", Artguy, Yoshi Fetishist, Monkeyfox, Yuri Enthusiast and finally Weirdo.

I love the art of.. well, Artz. Drawing is my on again off again girlfriend that calls for that occasional one night stand and I will ALWAYS oblige.

I plan to draw more for a big story I still have to work out. As well as character designs, creature designs, maps, villages, plot, well, everything really.

I love Yoshi. Pretty much in a gay way. He doesn't have a male reproductive organ either, so that pretty much seals the deal there. ;3 Other than that, I'm straight and single., besides the art affair. [Am I looking? Hm, good question.]

Anyway, besides artification and fictional bestiality, I'm into writing, I know, I know, I want to write a book and I'm into writing. Pretty crazy. I also love video games, mostly revolving around the Mario universe and [sadly] golfing. Or sometimes both.. at the same time. Pretty hot stuff there. I'm also looking for a job [only for the last three years, ya know, not too bad] So if you need any drugs or a "fun time" I'm honestly considering it. [I'm not, please don't note me asking. !.!]

I guess that's all for now. Any questions? Ask, note, shout, blow the "Len" whistle. =]