[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.

[x] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. (Bet now ive done this i'll do it on my test x_X)

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out (a lot).

[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow. (almost there)

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking .

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math (still do :P)

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

[x] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk. (end of journal shall explain)

[x]I've ran around naked when I was drunk.( I even do it when im not drunk)

[ ]I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk (wtf).

[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[x] I accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.

[x] My friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.

[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.


I tried to do pushups with a broken collar bone.
Times your result by four.
92% oh my.