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I named myself after a consumptive Czech writer suffering from existential paranoia. That says a lot about me.
I'm a human girl. I tend to anthropomorphize my id as a spotted hyena. I like monsters and freaks and shapeshifters, hence my Sputnik-like orbit around the furry fandom. I am an unrepentant degenerate with weirdo fetishes. I take very few things seriously.
I write a lot, but rarely about furries. Sometimes I create poorly drawn character illustrations as an attempt to fix things in my mind.
I'm a human girl. I tend to anthropomorphize my id as a spotted hyena. I like monsters and freaks and shapeshifters, hence my Sputnik-like orbit around the furry fandom. I am an unrepentant degenerate with weirdo fetishes. I take very few things seriously.
I write a lot, but rarely about furries. Sometimes I create poorly drawn character illustrations as an attempt to fix things in my mind.
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Recent Journal
Kafka the Friendly Ghost
14 years ago
Dear internet,
How are you?
I am fine.
I've been offline/offed for a while, but I'm slowly materializing again.
Sincerely yours,
Kafka
P.S. Check out this super pretentious HTMLGiant essay on me:
http://htmlgiant.com/random/kafka-t.....riendly-ghost/
I am not a friendly ghost. I don't even.
How are you?
I am fine.
I've been offline/offed for a while, but I'm slowly materializing again.
Sincerely yours,
Kafka
P.S. Check out this super pretentious HTMLGiant essay on me:
http://htmlgiant.com/random/kafka-t.....riendly-ghost/
I am not a friendly ghost. I don't even.
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hyenagrrrl
Favorite Music
independent rock, punk, folk
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Brazil, Dr. Strangelove, Ghost World
Favorite Games
Psychonauts, Mass Effect, Dragon Age
Favorite Gaming Platforms
X-Box
Favorite Animals
heyenas, burds, puny hu-mans
Favorite Foods & Drinks
Thai
Favorite Quote
“We are poor animals—all we have is our teeth. For everything we want to do—good and bad—we have nothing but our teeth.”
Favorite Artists
Chris Ware, Daniel Clowes, Diane Arbus
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