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Full name: Herbert Henry Bleary, aka "Herbie"
Aliases (some of them): Iggy Hazard, Havoc Hound, Blubby, Bean, Bloofy-Woo Blibbick, et cetera. "Oh! I have so many names!"
Deviant Art: https://www.deviantart.com/iggyhazard
YouTube (Bloofy World): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf.....bB5SbEkkpVutyQ
Generation: XENnial (the Half-Life generation)
Blood type: A+ (the nerdiest blood type)
MBTI/16P type: ISTJ-T (aka "obsessive detective," "logistics analyst," "neurotic perfectionist," or "silly rabbit who thinks like a turtle")
Enneagram type: 5w6, tritype 514 (PASSIONATE and ANALYTICAL at 100% MAXIMUM POWER)
Big 5 type: SLOAI (too "Open to Experience" to be conservative, too "Conscientious" to be liberal), supposedly corresponding w/ENFJ-T
Classical temperament: Melancholic-Sanguine (textbook bipolar combo)
Deredere type: hajidere, confirmed by Grok to be connected to tertiary introverted feeling (as we see in Toby Fox's mythos, there seems to be a recurring theme of hajidere types having masochistic tendencies)
D&D alignment: Neutral Good w/Lawful tendencies (complete w/proclivity to create safety protocols in everyday life for fun), but ChatGPT says I'm "Lawful Protective"
Cultural background: rural Midwestern American of half-Southern heritage (complete w/podunk hick accent)
Work style: slow, steady, organized, planned, mindful of detail (textbook Melancholic traits)
Obligatory psychological issues: overdeveloped amygdalae and right angular gyrus, bipolar w/non-Cenobite-style masochistic tendencies (hence the recurring theme of pleasure combined w/humiliation)
Phobias: drowning, suffocation, heights, loss of identity, being subsumed into a collectivist hive-mind that glorifies "sacrifice," being vivisected by clown surgeons, etc.
Gamer type: Determined Tactician, team quartermaster, "Lawful Protective" alignment, remnant of '90s LAN party culture
Orientation: het
Note: avatar made by rocket-kitty (modified by me)
What I do: fattening, pampering, teasing/humiliation (sometimes tender, sometimes ornery, but never mean-spirited), stuffing/force-feeding, forced weight gain (aka "corpulent punishment" or "ironic punishment"), "reverse slob" stuff (emphasis on public humiliation and sweet-smelling uncontrollable "fartsy-artsy" flatulence that attracts rather than repels which makes it even more embarrassing since the blubber blob is always a bashful hajidere type, and yes, a hajidere can be male), "spa treatment" (public pampering by way of being massaged, caressed, and sometimes tickled by cuddle-crazy caregivers, sometimes entire hordes of them), and sometimes that might incorporate sponge baths if I'm willing to put forth the time and effort (since that involves a lot of detail). Any and all of these can take the form of poetry, stories, and/or digital or hand-drawn art. Oh, and gender and orientation don't make me no never mind. The way I figure it, EVERYONE needs to experience TLC ("Tango Lima Charlie" as Axton might say), and they're lying through their teeth (or beak if applicable) if they claim otherwise. So my art tends to be "equal opportunity," though most of the blubber blobs do tend to be male and the cuddle-crazy caregivers tend to be female. After all, one can enjoyjoy variety and still have their preferences. Btw, I classify all this stuff as a form of "body horror."
What I don't do: V0re, scat, diaper/infantilism, preg/mpreg, popping/exploding, RP (not against it, it's just not my thing), "watersports" (why's it called that anyway?), ultraviolence (some of my DA stuff features that sort of thing, but it's not anthro, and is mostly inspired by body horror-themed movies and anime from the VHS era like Lily C.A.T. which is a masterpiece), evisceration (which might have had its origins in feudal-era Japanese folk art), anything blatantly risque. No judgment if those are your things. They're just not mine. In my domain, it's all about cuddles, snuggles, tickles, jiggles, uncontrollable flatulence, euphoric bliss, perpetual pampering, and bashful awkwardness. In this world, it's PAMPER or BE PAMPERED!
What I might consider doing: inflation, transformation, blueberry, macro/micro, etc., especially a "bigsmol" situation where the tiny character is festively fattened up to ridiculous proportions and publicly pampered and constantly cuddled by joyful giants. The "victim" will usually be a bunny and the cuddle-crazy caregivers will often be cats or dogs (often naga-fae hybrids who use their tails to tickle their "victim" tenderly...or mercilessly). If I did inflation, it would never involve popping because that's kinda mean-spirited. Instead, it would probably involve cuddles, snuggles, massages, and tickles, most likely with the bloated blimp on display for an entire crowd to gawk at, poke, tickle, and tease (in a non-mean way), with a "primary pamperer" close to their head, tenderly rubbing their shoulders and upper back while complimenting them in public just to make them blush even brighter so everyone will giggle at them and tickle them even more. Same applies to blueberry. There'd be no popping and no juicing. Instead, the bloated blueberry would have to fart uncontrollably while being surrounded, massaged, and tickled by a massive cuddle-horde, releasing a sweet scent that would only continue to draw an ever-growing crowd of gawking giggling cuddle-crazy maniacs.
What I despise: p*dophilia, h*bephilia, eph*bophilia, p*derasty, b*stiality, n*crophilia, actual torture, et cetera. Even freaks like me have "STANDARDS." I don't put shota motifs in the same category as that stuff because that's a motif, not a deed.
What I'll allow others to do: Just about anything. Feel free to go crazy with weight gain art of any of my characters, including (especially) my bunnysona. Just keep it within the boundaries of "good taste" (heh) as described above. You can even use my art as templates for your own if you want. All I ask is that you show me the results. Also, while you're in my "Domain of Delicious Do0m," feel free to discuss anything - even politics or philosophy - with me or with each other. Just keep it civil. You can be civil and still be ornery. In fact, I encourage that. It's probably the Undyne in me that encourages orneriness.
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Note: Since I'm into that quasi-masochistic "public humiliation" motif, each scenario will typically focus on one "victim" (term used ironically) who sort of lives in their own "simulation" (for lack of a better term) presided over by massive hordes of cuddle-crazy maniacs (or "cuddle hordes"). That's why most of my stuff features only one blubber blob. The idea being that all the world's attention is focused on them, increasing their helpless humiliation with every passing moment for all eternity. That's also why most of my characters are bashful, adorkable, introverted males and most of the cuddle-crazy maniacs are typically females with "Manic Pixie Dream Grrl" personalities. So basically imagine if a gender-swapped Alphys (who was originally going to be male) was captured by a "cuddle horde" of Undynes with manic Temmie-like personality traits. Or Ickis and Oblina if you prefer. Or Ralsei and Susie.
^w^
Disclaimer #1: My stuff is mostly tame. The only borderline "risque" stuff that I do is meant to evoke tenderness, sensitivity, and vulnerability. Actually, all my stuff is meant to evoke that, no matter how tame or risque.
u/////w/////u
Disclaimer #2: If you ban or block me, you don't owe me an explanation (though it would show grace), but I'm going to assume that you have the same top-down, authoritarian, legalistic, totalitarian, conformist mentality as an employer or landlord.
Aliases (some of them): Iggy Hazard, Havoc Hound, Blubby, Bean, Bloofy-Woo Blibbick, et cetera. "Oh! I have so many names!"
Deviant Art: https://www.deviantart.com/iggyhazard
YouTube (Bloofy World): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf.....bB5SbEkkpVutyQ
Generation: XENnial (the Half-Life generation)
Blood type: A+ (the nerdiest blood type)
MBTI/16P type: ISTJ-T (aka "obsessive detective," "logistics analyst," "neurotic perfectionist," or "silly rabbit who thinks like a turtle")
Enneagram type: 5w6, tritype 514 (PASSIONATE and ANALYTICAL at 100% MAXIMUM POWER)
Big 5 type: SLOAI (too "Open to Experience" to be conservative, too "Conscientious" to be liberal), supposedly corresponding w/ENFJ-T
Classical temperament: Melancholic-Sanguine (textbook bipolar combo)
Deredere type: hajidere, confirmed by Grok to be connected to tertiary introverted feeling (as we see in Toby Fox's mythos, there seems to be a recurring theme of hajidere types having masochistic tendencies)
D&D alignment: Neutral Good w/Lawful tendencies (complete w/proclivity to create safety protocols in everyday life for fun), but ChatGPT says I'm "Lawful Protective"
Cultural background: rural Midwestern American of half-Southern heritage (complete w/podunk hick accent)
Work style: slow, steady, organized, planned, mindful of detail (textbook Melancholic traits)
Obligatory psychological issues: overdeveloped amygdalae and right angular gyrus, bipolar w/non-Cenobite-style masochistic tendencies (hence the recurring theme of pleasure combined w/humiliation)
Phobias: drowning, suffocation, heights, loss of identity, being subsumed into a collectivist hive-mind that glorifies "sacrifice," being vivisected by clown surgeons, etc.
Gamer type: Determined Tactician, team quartermaster, "Lawful Protective" alignment, remnant of '90s LAN party culture
Orientation: het
Note: avatar made by rocket-kitty (modified by me)
What I do: fattening, pampering, teasing/humiliation (sometimes tender, sometimes ornery, but never mean-spirited), stuffing/force-feeding, forced weight gain (aka "corpulent punishment" or "ironic punishment"), "reverse slob" stuff (emphasis on public humiliation and sweet-smelling uncontrollable "fartsy-artsy" flatulence that attracts rather than repels which makes it even more embarrassing since the blubber blob is always a bashful hajidere type, and yes, a hajidere can be male), "spa treatment" (public pampering by way of being massaged, caressed, and sometimes tickled by cuddle-crazy caregivers, sometimes entire hordes of them), and sometimes that might incorporate sponge baths if I'm willing to put forth the time and effort (since that involves a lot of detail). Any and all of these can take the form of poetry, stories, and/or digital or hand-drawn art. Oh, and gender and orientation don't make me no never mind. The way I figure it, EVERYONE needs to experience TLC ("Tango Lima Charlie" as Axton might say), and they're lying through their teeth (or beak if applicable) if they claim otherwise. So my art tends to be "equal opportunity," though most of the blubber blobs do tend to be male and the cuddle-crazy caregivers tend to be female. After all, one can enjoyjoy variety and still have their preferences. Btw, I classify all this stuff as a form of "body horror."
What I don't do: V0re, scat, diaper/infantilism, preg/mpreg, popping/exploding, RP (not against it, it's just not my thing), "watersports" (why's it called that anyway?), ultraviolence (some of my DA stuff features that sort of thing, but it's not anthro, and is mostly inspired by body horror-themed movies and anime from the VHS era like Lily C.A.T. which is a masterpiece), evisceration (which might have had its origins in feudal-era Japanese folk art), anything blatantly risque. No judgment if those are your things. They're just not mine. In my domain, it's all about cuddles, snuggles, tickles, jiggles, uncontrollable flatulence, euphoric bliss, perpetual pampering, and bashful awkwardness. In this world, it's PAMPER or BE PAMPERED!
What I might consider doing: inflation, transformation, blueberry, macro/micro, etc., especially a "bigsmol" situation where the tiny character is festively fattened up to ridiculous proportions and publicly pampered and constantly cuddled by joyful giants. The "victim" will usually be a bunny and the cuddle-crazy caregivers will often be cats or dogs (often naga-fae hybrids who use their tails to tickle their "victim" tenderly...or mercilessly). If I did inflation, it would never involve popping because that's kinda mean-spirited. Instead, it would probably involve cuddles, snuggles, massages, and tickles, most likely with the bloated blimp on display for an entire crowd to gawk at, poke, tickle, and tease (in a non-mean way), with a "primary pamperer" close to their head, tenderly rubbing their shoulders and upper back while complimenting them in public just to make them blush even brighter so everyone will giggle at them and tickle them even more. Same applies to blueberry. There'd be no popping and no juicing. Instead, the bloated blueberry would have to fart uncontrollably while being surrounded, massaged, and tickled by a massive cuddle-horde, releasing a sweet scent that would only continue to draw an ever-growing crowd of gawking giggling cuddle-crazy maniacs.
What I despise: p*dophilia, h*bephilia, eph*bophilia, p*derasty, b*stiality, n*crophilia, actual torture, et cetera. Even freaks like me have "STANDARDS." I don't put shota motifs in the same category as that stuff because that's a motif, not a deed.
What I'll allow others to do: Just about anything. Feel free to go crazy with weight gain art of any of my characters, including (especially) my bunnysona. Just keep it within the boundaries of "good taste" (heh) as described above. You can even use my art as templates for your own if you want. All I ask is that you show me the results. Also, while you're in my "Domain of Delicious Do0m," feel free to discuss anything - even politics or philosophy - with me or with each other. Just keep it civil. You can be civil and still be ornery. In fact, I encourage that. It's probably the Undyne in me that encourages orneriness.
};3
Note: Since I'm into that quasi-masochistic "public humiliation" motif, each scenario will typically focus on one "victim" (term used ironically) who sort of lives in their own "simulation" (for lack of a better term) presided over by massive hordes of cuddle-crazy maniacs (or "cuddle hordes"). That's why most of my stuff features only one blubber blob. The idea being that all the world's attention is focused on them, increasing their helpless humiliation with every passing moment for all eternity. That's also why most of my characters are bashful, adorkable, introverted males and most of the cuddle-crazy maniacs are typically females with "Manic Pixie Dream Grrl" personalities. So basically imagine if a gender-swapped Alphys (who was originally going to be male) was captured by a "cuddle horde" of Undynes with manic Temmie-like personality traits. Or Ickis and Oblina if you prefer. Or Ralsei and Susie.
^w^
Disclaimer #1: My stuff is mostly tame. The only borderline "risque" stuff that I do is meant to evoke tenderness, sensitivity, and vulnerability. Actually, all my stuff is meant to evoke that, no matter how tame or risque.
u/////w/////u
Disclaimer #2: If you ban or block me, you don't owe me an explanation (though it would show grace), but I'm going to assume that you have the same top-down, authoritarian, legalistic, totalitarian, conformist mentality as an employer or landlord.
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INFP versus ISTJ nerd fights (G)
a week ago
My long-time BFF is an INFP. I'm an ISTJ (one of a multitude who initially mistyped as INTJ). We've been friends since middle school, and we get into "nerd fights" all the time. He always argues from a subjective perspective, me from an objective perspective. Just today, we got into a brief "spat" regarding the pronunciation of the word "caramel." He advocates for the "carmel" pronunciation because it omits a syllable, thereby making the word more "efficient." Under the right circumstances, I'd back him up on that principle, except for the nature of this particular word, because "caramel" and "Carmel" are two different words with completely different meanings. Ergo, I advocate for the three-syllable pronunciation for the word "caramel" (which is how it's spelled anyway).
He also used the argument that I'm "in the minority on this" (his exact words). My counterargument was that it doesn't matter. Truth and fact are self-evident, not defined by the subjective perception of any individual or group, majority or not. It's up to us to be willing to observe the facts, without bias, that make up the beautiful but dangerous forest that is truth. Dana Scully would back me up on that.
Speaking of Scully (one of the best ISTJ characters ever), she'd also back me up on the fact that decades go from 1 to 10, not 0 to 9, because all calendars used in the West to represent the Common Era start with year-1, not year-0. If the calendar started with year-0, then decades would go from 0 to 9, not 1 to 10, but because it started with year-1, that means decades go from 1 to 10. That means the year 2000 represented the conclusion of the 1990s, the previous century, and the previous millennium, whereas the 21st century technically began with 2001. It also means 1980 was still technically the '70s, 1990 was the '80s, et cetera.
Yes, I annoy my friends with my pedantry all the time. It's one of my defining traits. In two different workplaces, two different coworkers - who'd never met each other - both compared me to Dwight Schrute (an ESTJ with INTP-like interests). But everyone who compares me to him always points out that I'm like "a nice version of Dwight." I can live with that. And yes, I've had multiple coworkers who were the Jim to my Dwight in different workplaces. Back when I worked as a forklift operator in a book bindery (which I was actually trained for, unlike Dwight who crashed a forklift into a docking bay door which would've gotten him fired IRL because it's an OSHA violation), I had a coworker (who was also a LAN party buddy on occasion) who was the Jim to my Dwight, but he was definitely the more assertive one. I was always being told that I needed to "be more assertive." So I definitely lack Dwight's textbook ESTJ assertive attitude. Btw, I got him to watch Shane Acker's '9' because I wanted to see which stitchpunk he identified with most, and surprisingly he said "1," whereas "5" is the one I relate to most. "1" is an authoritarian autocrat who dresses in pseudo-religious regalia. "5" is basically WALL-E or Ralsei. Definitely projects ISFJ vibes. Shane Acker even refers to "5" as the "team mom." Just so happens I've been a "manny" before, and one of the "former kids" for whom I was a manny told me that I'd make a good mom. Thinking about that now, I'm reminded of the times Dwight displayed a supportive, nurturing caregiver side.
My INFP BFF and my funky ISTJ self also argue about Oxford commas. He's against them, whereas I adamantly defend the Oxford comma. Because when communication breaks down, civility breaks down. And when civility breaks down, WE break down. And yeah, you have to imagine me saying that in the voice of Sergeant Barnes from 'Platoon'. Do you have a friend or coworker who you get into "nerd fights" with? If so, do you ever find yourself switching from Alphys mode to Undyne mode?
He also used the argument that I'm "in the minority on this" (his exact words). My counterargument was that it doesn't matter. Truth and fact are self-evident, not defined by the subjective perception of any individual or group, majority or not. It's up to us to be willing to observe the facts, without bias, that make up the beautiful but dangerous forest that is truth. Dana Scully would back me up on that.
Speaking of Scully (one of the best ISTJ characters ever), she'd also back me up on the fact that decades go from 1 to 10, not 0 to 9, because all calendars used in the West to represent the Common Era start with year-1, not year-0. If the calendar started with year-0, then decades would go from 0 to 9, not 1 to 10, but because it started with year-1, that means decades go from 1 to 10. That means the year 2000 represented the conclusion of the 1990s, the previous century, and the previous millennium, whereas the 21st century technically began with 2001. It also means 1980 was still technically the '70s, 1990 was the '80s, et cetera.
Yes, I annoy my friends with my pedantry all the time. It's one of my defining traits. In two different workplaces, two different coworkers - who'd never met each other - both compared me to Dwight Schrute (an ESTJ with INTP-like interests). But everyone who compares me to him always points out that I'm like "a nice version of Dwight." I can live with that. And yes, I've had multiple coworkers who were the Jim to my Dwight in different workplaces. Back when I worked as a forklift operator in a book bindery (which I was actually trained for, unlike Dwight who crashed a forklift into a docking bay door which would've gotten him fired IRL because it's an OSHA violation), I had a coworker (who was also a LAN party buddy on occasion) who was the Jim to my Dwight, but he was definitely the more assertive one. I was always being told that I needed to "be more assertive." So I definitely lack Dwight's textbook ESTJ assertive attitude. Btw, I got him to watch Shane Acker's '9' because I wanted to see which stitchpunk he identified with most, and surprisingly he said "1," whereas "5" is the one I relate to most. "1" is an authoritarian autocrat who dresses in pseudo-religious regalia. "5" is basically WALL-E or Ralsei. Definitely projects ISFJ vibes. Shane Acker even refers to "5" as the "team mom." Just so happens I've been a "manny" before, and one of the "former kids" for whom I was a manny told me that I'd make a good mom. Thinking about that now, I'm reminded of the times Dwight displayed a supportive, nurturing caregiver side.
My INFP BFF and my funky ISTJ self also argue about Oxford commas. He's against them, whereas I adamantly defend the Oxford comma. Because when communication breaks down, civility breaks down. And when civility breaks down, WE break down. And yeah, you have to imagine me saying that in the voice of Sergeant Barnes from 'Platoon'. Do you have a friend or coworker who you get into "nerd fights" with? If so, do you ever find yourself switching from Alphys mode to Undyne mode?
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blubber bunny, rotund rabbit, lethargic lagomorph, etc.
Favorite Music
New Wave, Synth, prog rock, folk rock, "mullet rock," bluegrass, thrash metal, EDM, psychobilly, cyberpunk, technofunk, chiptunes, video game OSTs
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Evil Dead 2, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, The Brave Little Toaster, Lily C.A.T., Zeiram. Do you...like...tokusatsu movies?
Favorite Games
STALKER for immersion, Borderlands for loot, Half-Life for nostalgia, Toby Fox mythos for lore, music, characters, & masterclass storytelling
Favorite Gaming Platforms
PC w/keyboard & trackball
Favorite Animals
cats, dogs, rabbits, frogs, toads, insects, & cephalopods
Favorite Site
YouTube back in the "ancient internet" days (before it became "PrudeTube")
Favorite Foods & Drinks
sauteed asparagus, tiramisu, and oatmeal stout to name a few (and Red Zinger tea if I'm in the mood)
Favorite Quote
"Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them." ~Dr. Alphys
Favorite Artists
"Uh, all of them, I think." ~John Connor
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Never tried an oatmeal stout but it sounds tasty!
As for scotched ale, Helios Brewing here in Brissy does an amazing one!