(OOC: This account exists to do reports various works of visual art in the style of a student who is on the edge of failing the high school class Introduction to Arts.
The Situation: His art teacher was willing to give him extra credit should he do reports of artwork he finds on the internet. Following the suggestions of his friends, who are known to be cruel bastards, he registered an account on FurAffinity as a source of artworks for him to do reports on.
The Reports: Each piece that this account does a report on will be added to its favorites, for your and our convenience. The reports will consist of three questions, either chosen randomly from the assortment we've decided on earlier or hand picked for that particular piece. Some will be answered with 100% seriousness, others will be answered in thinly veiled jokes in order for us to preserve our sanity. Any comments made by Jordan after the report will be his honest opinion on that piece, or whatever the hell you ask of him. His first comment on any piece will be the report, however.
You: We invite others to grade the reports as we go along by commenting on them on that particular piece. If you wish for us to add a question to our selection, feel free to send a note to this account with the subject "Question Submission.")

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Hello, my name is Jordan Wethern. I'm a high school senior who is trying to get a passing grade in my art class by doing extra credit reports on artwork I find online. At the suggestions of my friends, I made an account on this website. I was also told to make an account at DeviantArt, however I am going to take this one part at a time, and if I find doing this is easy enough, I will make an account on that website as well. This place seems friendly enough, so maybe I'll enjoy doing all this extra credit work.