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Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
Quite simply: I am a Pack Rat, I collect things that peak my interest, sometimes to the point of obsession. I'm a film buff in training (I can hold my own in a debate with the greatest movie-lovers in Cardiff) Even though I'm on the verge of adulthood, I still can't get cartoons out of my system (admittedly I haven't been trying hard) I watch only three television shows on tv (Dr Who, House and Mock the Week) and I'm currently viewing several series on the internet. (Tokyo Mew Mew, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Princess Tutu and Teen Titans)
I may sound like a garden variety nerd, Irritating but harmless, however, in the eyes of "Normal people" I'm quite disturbing, for one I'm not a closet furry, I loudly preach my "AFFINITY" (gettit) if the subject is steered that way. I have no tolorence for people who revel in their own ignorance, and have had several issues when it comes to Violence ( a personal highlight is when I hurled a bin full of coke into a hall full of High School inductees, good times) I have an inability to accept rules unless given an adequate reason, this has lead me tomany an uncomfortable situation.
Crack open my laptop and I'm sure you'll find enough lolicon and furry porn to put me away for a long time.
Quite simply: I am a Pack Rat, I collect things that peak my interest, sometimes to the point of obsession. I'm a film buff in training (I can hold my own in a debate with the greatest movie-lovers in Cardiff) Even though I'm on the verge of adulthood, I still can't get cartoons out of my system (admittedly I haven't been trying hard) I watch only three television shows on tv (Dr Who, House and Mock the Week) and I'm currently viewing several series on the internet. (Tokyo Mew Mew, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Princess Tutu and Teen Titans)
I may sound like a garden variety nerd, Irritating but harmless, however, in the eyes of "Normal people" I'm quite disturbing, for one I'm not a closet furry, I loudly preach my "AFFINITY" (gettit) if the subject is steered that way. I have no tolorence for people who revel in their own ignorance, and have had several issues when it comes to Violence ( a personal highlight is when I hurled a bin full of coke into a hall full of High School inductees, good times) I have an inability to accept rules unless given an adequate reason, this has lead me tomany an uncomfortable situation.
Crack open my laptop and I'm sure you'll find enough lolicon and furry porn to put me away for a long time.
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Fetish meme (stolen from Beta Krogoth) (G)
15 years ago
Anal on Males
Depends on the context and how it's drawn
Anal on Females
Any Time!!
Breasts
As long as they're not too big
Breast expansion
Depends on the context
Weight Gain
No
Bondage
Very light stuff is fine
Clothing
i find having sex in clothing very sexy, especially the way you fold certain clothes out of the way (am i not making any sense)
Leather
Nah
Stockings
More like long socks i'm a fan of
Shoe/Boots
Nah
Suit and Tie
Nah
Muscle, Male
Oh fuck NO!!
Muscle,Female
Oh FUCK NO!!!!
Herm
Definatley Yes
Cub/Shota
Yeah, but only as long as everyone's having fun :)
Baby/Diaper
Even I have Age limits...... fuck off
Transformation
Most Certainly
Macro/Micro
Not my Thing
Impregnation
Depends on the context but mostly NO
Pregnancy
Nope
Lactation
Not a huge fan
Anal Vore
Nope
Soul Vore
Nope
Cock Vore
fuck no
Paw/Foot
I suppose
Incest
As long as both sides are having fun....... what's the problem?
Clonecest
Awesome
Yuri (F/F)
Yes
Yaoi (M/M)
Depends on the contest
Girly boys
Moreso than manly guys
Butch girls
Nein
Mind Control
One of my guilty pleasures, i guess it's cuz the girl feels no pain and will forget about it aftwerwards
Rape
Fuck off
Uniform
Depends
Orgy
Not really
Subbng/Domming
Not too extreme, i lean towards dominant though
Biting
As long as nothing comes off afterwards lol
Solo Masturbation, Male
Depends on the guy doing it
Solo Masturbation, Female
Hell yeah
Scat
Seriously fuck off
Inflation
Nope
Fat/Pudge
A bit is cute
Tech
Depends on the machine but yeah mostly
Watersports
NEXT!!!!!!
Glasses
Don't mind
Tentacles
As long as everyones having fun
Ovipositing
on very, very, very, very, very,very, very rare occasions
Masochism
Nope
Sadism
Nope
Partial nudity
fine by me
Gore
NO!!
Snuff
Never
Hyper
Nope
Zoophilia
mostly no, but animals drawn non-anthro style are great as long as their intelligent
Electricity
POWA!! UUUNNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAA!!!!! nope
She-Males
Why not?
Cross-Dressing
Depends on the context
Oral
Hell Yeah!
Asphyxiation
No murder plz!!
Wet-look
meh
Mud/Quicksand
WTF?
Sinking
WTF?
Spooge
no creampies thank you very much
Tickling
meh
Vomit
The concept of that makes ME sick
Older men/women
nuh uh
Skinny Figure
they're cute
Needles/pricking
Never
Depends on the context and how it's drawn
Anal on Females
Any Time!!
Breasts
As long as they're not too big
Breast expansion
Depends on the context
Weight Gain
No
Bondage
Very light stuff is fine
Clothing
i find having sex in clothing very sexy, especially the way you fold certain clothes out of the way (am i not making any sense)
Leather
Nah
Stockings
More like long socks i'm a fan of
Shoe/Boots
Nah
Suit and Tie
Nah
Muscle, Male
Oh fuck NO!!
Muscle,Female
Oh FUCK NO!!!!
Herm
Definatley Yes
Cub/Shota
Yeah, but only as long as everyone's having fun :)
Baby/Diaper
Even I have Age limits...... fuck off
Transformation
Most Certainly
Macro/Micro
Not my Thing
Impregnation
Depends on the context but mostly NO
Pregnancy
Nope
Lactation
Not a huge fan
Anal Vore
Nope
Soul Vore
Nope
Cock Vore
fuck no
Paw/Foot
I suppose
Incest
As long as both sides are having fun....... what's the problem?
Clonecest
Awesome
Yuri (F/F)
Yes
Yaoi (M/M)
Depends on the contest
Girly boys
Moreso than manly guys
Butch girls
Nein
Mind Control
One of my guilty pleasures, i guess it's cuz the girl feels no pain and will forget about it aftwerwards
Rape
Fuck off
Uniform
Depends
Orgy
Not really
Subbng/Domming
Not too extreme, i lean towards dominant though
Biting
As long as nothing comes off afterwards lol
Solo Masturbation, Male
Depends on the guy doing it
Solo Masturbation, Female
Hell yeah
Scat
Seriously fuck off
Inflation
Nope
Fat/Pudge
A bit is cute
Tech
Depends on the machine but yeah mostly
Watersports
NEXT!!!!!!
Glasses
Don't mind
Tentacles
As long as everyones having fun
Ovipositing
on very, very, very, very, very,very, very rare occasions
Masochism
Nope
Sadism
Nope
Partial nudity
fine by me
Gore
NO!!
Snuff
Never
Hyper
Nope
Zoophilia
mostly no, but animals drawn non-anthro style are great as long as their intelligent
Electricity
POWA!! UUUNNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAA!!!!! nope
She-Males
Why not?
Cross-Dressing
Depends on the context
Oral
Hell Yeah!
Asphyxiation
No murder plz!!
Wet-look
meh
Mud/Quicksand
WTF?
Sinking
WTF?
Spooge
no creampies thank you very much
Tickling
meh
Vomit
The concept of that makes ME sick
Older men/women
nuh uh
Skinny Figure
they're cute
Needles/pricking
Never
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I had to show you this because he reminds me so much of Billy-boy XD
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