1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4:
A: The candle is rubbed with the oil from centre outward, toward the ends, first to one end, all around the candle, and all around then to the other end.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
A: A '50s style light blue clock, complete with timer and missing batteries.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A: A program by David Attenborough on lizards, set in Australia

4. Without looking guess what time it is?
A: 23:45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
A: 23:59

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A: Nothing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A: This morning, setting out some food for the birds.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A: My framed picture of Simba and Nala nuzzling.

9. What are you wearing?
A: Pyjamas, stylish dark blue bottoms and a light grey top with a small green shark on it for some odd reason.

10. Did you dream last night?
A: Yeeees, I think so.

11. When did you last laugh?
A: A few hours back, when watching a clip from the Star Wars episode of Robot Chicken.

12. What are on the walls you are in?
A: A shield I made a few years back (complete with alchemic symbols), a dreamcatcher, a poster of a tropical beach, and a Lord of the Rings poster.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
A: Pretty much just myself.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
A: Amusing.

15. What was the last film you saw?
A: I'm unsure. All the way through... I think it was Family Guy: Blue Harvest.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A: I'd by myself a nice little house where I could play my piano at all hours, then probably donate a sizeable chunk of it to a charity such as the Born Free Foundation.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know?
A: I am more eccentric than you could possibly imagine...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
A: I would wipe out all those who would hunt animals, for whatever reasons. Those who kill for protection of their own livelihoods, those who kill for sport, personal gain, or profit, I would quite happily see to cease existing.

19. Do you like to dance?
A: Whatever way I can! Usually a bit freaky-like.

20. George Bush:
A: I'm afraid such language couldn't possibly be used without being censored!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
A: Tinathia

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
A: Most probably not, although just off Venice is some of the nicest land I have ever been to.

23. What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
A: "What in the name of HADES?! I'm supposed to be in the Summerlands! Damn busdrivers!"... And then promptly flounce my way off to formentioned lands of Summer.