1.- How much do you weigh? 140 lbs

2.- Do you pee in the shower? Yes

3.- Do you look in the toilet before flushing? No

4.- Are you a virgin? Yes

5.- If not, what is the weirdest thing your partner said to you during sex? Nothing

6.- What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation? My hand.... what the fuck else do you use... OH GOD

7.- What are your fetishes or kinks? List them all. I like slimey old furry men. 70+ please

8.- Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends? No

9.- If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was? No one, im not attracted to people i dont know in real life.

10.- Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty? Yes.

11.- I say mosquito, you say: BONK!

12.- I say Steven Segal, you say: Nice mispelling dumbfuck.

13.- Oh no, here comes the big one... Are you ready for this? Yes

14.- Are you sure? Yes

15.- Okay here it goes: Fucking shit.

16.- What is your favorite color? The color of furry blood.