I have accepted, our lord and savior, Duncan Christ into my life. I now live my life by the book of construction. The 10 commandments that I have come to accept as guidance include:
1 Thou shalt not giveth a shit
2 Thou shalt not put any strange construction workers before our Duncan
3 Thou shalt not do dirt work, nor own a dozer.
4 Thou shalt live to tell about it after the new year if thy faith in Duncan is strong
5 Thou shalt not send more than 4 papyrus' to Frank Garrett each day
6 Thou shalt watch the worms crawl from thy mothers' pushy only on Tuesdays
7 If thou shalt deny their love for Duncan then Duncan's father, Frank Garrett.
8 Thou shalt not drink... you don't need to... your too damned old
9 Thou shalt realize that Duncan works in mysterious ways...
10 thou shalt not be a nigger lickin' son of a bitch

I will log off from here and pray to you my holy father! Everyone! Accept Duncan into your life!!!!