Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- No.
Been arrested? --- No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No. (Never kissed anyone)
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes.
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Often.
Ran a red light? --- No.
Been suspended from school? --- Yeahh.
Experienced love at first sight? --- No.
Totalled your car in an accident? --- No.
Been fired from a job? --- Never had one.
Fired somebody? --- No.
Sang karaoke? --- No.
Pointed a gun at someone? --- No.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes.
Kissed in the rain? --- No.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- No.
Seen someone die? --- No.
Played spin-the-bottle? -- No.
Sang in the shower? --- Yeahh.. ;;
Smoked a cigar? --- No.
Sat on a rooftop? --- No. Too scary up there
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Once.
Skipped school? --- Hell yeahz.
Eaten a bug? --- I once ate a spider. I didn't know what it was and for some reason, at nine years old, my first instinct was to put it in my mouth.
Sleepwalked? --- No.
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes.
Ridden a motorcycle? --- Fuhh-no.
Dumped someone? --- No.
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No.
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No.
Ridden on a helicopter? --- No.
Shaved your head? --- No.
Blacked out from drinking? --- Yeah.
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes.
Hit a home run? --- No.
Felt like killing someone? --- Not seriously.
Cross-dressed? --- No.
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes, right before I blacked out from drinking.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- No.
Eaten snake? --- No.
Marched/Protested? --- No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- Wish.
Puked on amusement ride? --- No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No.
Been in a band? --- No.
Knitted? --- No, but I did pick up sewing for a bit.
Been on TV? --- When I was very young.
Shot a gun? --- Once, I believe.
Skinny-dipped? --- Ooonce.
Caused someone to need stitches? --- No.
Ridden a surfboard? --- Failing miserably at riding a boogie board count? No?
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes, before I was falling-down drunk.
Had surgery? --- No.
Streaked? --- Yes, while I was falling-down drunk.
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No.
Passed out when not drinking? --- No.
Peed on a bush? --- Lots of times.
Donated Blood? --- No. It's my blood, dammit.
Grabbed electric fence? --- No.
Eaten alligator meat? --- No.
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yeeees.
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes. And I didn't steal it from them. Nope, no siree.
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No.
Peed your pants in public? --- No.
Written graffiti? --- No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No.
Think about the future? --- Often.
Been in handcuffs? --- No.
Believe in love? --- Sometimes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- No.

Stoled from TailsieTails.