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I Want to Survive the Zombie Apoc-Fur-Lypse (G)
16 years ago
This one is my character for comidacomida´s Apoc-Fur-Lypse.
Further information: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3561380
Johan (quote:"That´s io-han!") Kant
Johan is a normal, grey-furred run-of-the-mill male wolf.
He is a College Student (Engineering) and is still living in his parents basement - no money for college AND his own apartement(/dorm/whatever).
his greatest succes so far was not failing any of his exams. the reason still eludes him.
the greatest failure? he´s 23. he´s still a virgin. oh, he knows a lot of theory, but... no praxis. he´s just too introverted (and a bit self-concious about his pudge).
of course, beeing gay doesn´t help, as that kind of limits the "targets", not to mention that it´s hard to recognize who swings that way.
Orginally, Johan is from Germany. He was just done with his term at the German Army (Draft-System: 10 months in the army or as a "Socialworker" (don´t know how else to translate)), looking for Universities to apply for, when his parents suddenly dropped the whole "Your Father´s firm, bla, expanding,bla,bla, ... we´ll have to move to the states." "wait, what?" he didn´t really want to... but seeing has his father didn´t make enough money to afford him his own appartment, his army-money was already spent, no sholarship, no job... he didn´t really have a choice.
so, here he was. no friends. new country. just GREAT.
after three years, he managed to find a group for RPG´s (D&D; not his favoite) but all else considered, he misses germany.
even though he´s homesick, what keeps him going is this: he just doesn´t want to die just yet. not to mention that being ripped apart by a horde of zombies is a very gruesome death (he´s got nightmares about that), but really: his lifes very shitty at the moment, but he´s sure that his future is going to get brighter. he can always get back to germany, can´t he?
The ideal death for him would be screaming in terror as they start ripping him appart, although he´ll try to keep a gun handy to end it before they can really start (aka: Bullet->Head)
after three years in the US, he still curses in german when angry/surprised. Examples: Scheiße!(Shit) Ach du heilige...(Holy...) Du kannst mich mal.(german short for: you can kiss my ass)
Although big and naturally broad-shouldered, he isn´t very active(on the contrary, he´s quite lazy), and it shows in a pudge. his furs a bit thick and coarse (he combs it regularly, but it just won´t stay down...)
He´s pretty introverted, and has problems starting a conversation - but get him talking about a toppic he can relate to, and he´ll be a good conversationist.
his Hobbys and taste in music (rock & metal, but also german medievel-rock ) plant him firmly in the "nerd"-corner.
he´s also well-known (well, among the few people that know him) for his irratic train of thougt. someone says something, and in his head goes off an inane chain of associations, and then he´s suddenly said something even HE can´t say what it´s got to do with the first thing.
oh, and... allthough he try´s to be friendly with everyone, repeated misspronouncing of his name get´s on his nerves. a lot.
his parents had driven off on vacation, and Johan was just sitting in the basement reading a book about occultism (he loves the multiple layers of association, and the background it adds to his rp´s - he doesn´t really believe in it) when someone was hammering at the frontdoor. the guy he left in was saying something about "cannibals in the streets", then broke down - and soon got up again. that was the point Johan had to leave - leaving most of his stuff behind, thinking "HEILIGE SCHEißE!!!"
Influence 1
Survival 6
Tenacity 5
Agility 3
Youth 7
Awareness 6
Luck 0
Ingenuity 7
Vitality 7
Endurance 8
Hook: Luckless Nerd
Johan is just the picture-image of the downtrodden guy that got left out of mainstream society. no one seems to listen to him, only few people share his interrests - and if karma really exists, it somehow leaves him out. every time he depends on luck, things go wrong - and even when he finally finds a group of good, understanding friends, his parents move a few thousand miles away - on some days, johan fells like Job.
Further information: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3561380
Johan (quote:"That´s io-han!") Kant
Johan is a normal, grey-furred run-of-the-mill male wolf.
He is a College Student (Engineering) and is still living in his parents basement - no money for college AND his own apartement(/dorm/whatever).
his greatest succes so far was not failing any of his exams. the reason still eludes him.
the greatest failure? he´s 23. he´s still a virgin. oh, he knows a lot of theory, but... no praxis. he´s just too introverted (and a bit self-concious about his pudge).
of course, beeing gay doesn´t help, as that kind of limits the "targets", not to mention that it´s hard to recognize who swings that way.
Orginally, Johan is from Germany. He was just done with his term at the German Army (Draft-System: 10 months in the army or as a "Socialworker" (don´t know how else to translate)), looking for Universities to apply for, when his parents suddenly dropped the whole "Your Father´s firm, bla, expanding,bla,bla, ... we´ll have to move to the states." "wait, what?" he didn´t really want to... but seeing has his father didn´t make enough money to afford him his own appartment, his army-money was already spent, no sholarship, no job... he didn´t really have a choice.
so, here he was. no friends. new country. just GREAT.
after three years, he managed to find a group for RPG´s (D&D; not his favoite) but all else considered, he misses germany.
even though he´s homesick, what keeps him going is this: he just doesn´t want to die just yet. not to mention that being ripped apart by a horde of zombies is a very gruesome death (he´s got nightmares about that), but really: his lifes very shitty at the moment, but he´s sure that his future is going to get brighter. he can always get back to germany, can´t he?
The ideal death for him would be screaming in terror as they start ripping him appart, although he´ll try to keep a gun handy to end it before they can really start (aka: Bullet->Head)
after three years in the US, he still curses in german when angry/surprised. Examples: Scheiße!(Shit) Ach du heilige...(Holy...) Du kannst mich mal.(german short for: you can kiss my ass)
Although big and naturally broad-shouldered, he isn´t very active(on the contrary, he´s quite lazy), and it shows in a pudge. his furs a bit thick and coarse (he combs it regularly, but it just won´t stay down...)
He´s pretty introverted, and has problems starting a conversation - but get him talking about a toppic he can relate to, and he´ll be a good conversationist.
his Hobbys and taste in music (rock & metal, but also german medievel-rock ) plant him firmly in the "nerd"-corner.
he´s also well-known (well, among the few people that know him) for his irratic train of thougt. someone says something, and in his head goes off an inane chain of associations, and then he´s suddenly said something even HE can´t say what it´s got to do with the first thing.
oh, and... allthough he try´s to be friendly with everyone, repeated misspronouncing of his name get´s on his nerves. a lot.
his parents had driven off on vacation, and Johan was just sitting in the basement reading a book about occultism (he loves the multiple layers of association, and the background it adds to his rp´s - he doesn´t really believe in it) when someone was hammering at the frontdoor. the guy he left in was saying something about "cannibals in the streets", then broke down - and soon got up again. that was the point Johan had to leave - leaving most of his stuff behind, thinking "HEILIGE SCHEißE!!!"
Influence 1
Survival 6
Tenacity 5
Agility 3
Youth 7
Awareness 6
Luck 0
Ingenuity 7
Vitality 7
Endurance 8
Hook: Luckless Nerd
Johan is just the picture-image of the downtrodden guy that got left out of mainstream society. no one seems to listen to him, only few people share his interrests - and if karma really exists, it somehow leaves him out. every time he depends on luck, things go wrong - and even when he finally finds a group of good, understanding friends, his parents move a few thousand miles away - on some days, johan fells like Job.
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