So I did a kink-test-investigtion kinda thing (thanks Shiro-Neko) and my results were:

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Switch
99% Daddy/Mommy
92% Primal (Hunter)
85% Ageplayer
83% Boy/Girl
81% Sadist
77% Primal (Prey)
75% Masochist
75% Pet
72% Degrader
65% Experimentalist
61% Non-monogamist
60% Dominant
59% Voyeur
56% Submissive
55% Owner
50% Exhibitionist
49% Rigger
48% Degradee
46% Rope bunny
41% Master/Mistress
31% Slave
18% Vanilla
7% Brat
http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=5477821

...and there are a few things I'd quibble with but generally they did a good job.

Just recording these datums here for posteriority.