So. As some may or may not know, I am in Copenhagen; worst shithole of a city in Denmark. Was on a bar, gettin' my drunk on all well and propper... When the bar closed and we git thrown out, my friens and I were well beyond tipsy. One in particular; this little blonde girl, was completely out of control, had to be carried by me for 15 minuttes... Then i set her down when I thought she had sobered up (spoilers: she hadn't). Not even ten seconds later; she was in full sprint away. Towards a three lane highway. Fuck. So i ran all i could to stop her, to little avail, until I just threw myself at her. That's 85 kilograms of fat; drunken brunette on to 55 kgs of blonde. We both landed flat on our bellies, just a few metres from the road. Kept her pinned until friends came over to help. Then i panicked. Turns out my little friend had landed right on her face; and blood was EVERYWHERE. Thought ffor sure I had smashed her skull right open, do I was pretty much going into shock... Friends somehow hailed a cab andgot us to the hospital. Luckily; it turned out to 'only' be a two inch gash across her forehead, 'only' requiring seven stitches... So yeah-... Think i might have saved a life and fucked up my best friend well and propper, all in a days work of a goat...