[01:29] Owen Rattus: Peter Parker was last seen with Bruce Wayne in a house with a tuba and some telephones.
[01:29] Kite: My. God.
[01:30] Kite : Owen, do you know what this means?
[01:30] Owen Rattus: That they is best friends?
[01:30] Kite: No.
[01:30] Nala: That they are secretly AQUAMAN AND THE MARTIAN
[01:31] Kite: Peter Parker is Lady GaGa, and Bruce Wayne is really Beyonce. No wonder Parker didn't answer my calls, he must be kinda busy with a drink in his hand, eh!
[01:31] Owen Rattus: : |c Perhaps Parker and Wayne are having a... Bad. Romance.
[01:32] Kite: He must Like it Rough.
[01:32] Owen Rattus: I'm sure Parker must... Take a Ride on his Disco Stick.
[01:32] Kite: But what ever happened to that Alejandro fellow he was talking about? He said he played Just Dance with him on the Wii, but perhaps it was just a Love Game.
[01:34] Kite: Also, this may be the most amazing chat I've ever had, ever. I'm So Happy I Could Die, this place has left me Speechless.
[01:34] Kite: Starstruck, even.
[01:35] Nala: o..o
[01:35] Owen Rattus: ...Kite, I think you're a new good buddy, just because this.
[01:35] Kite: xD
[01:36] Kite: It's because I'm Beautiful, Dirty, Rich. But don't go all Paparazzi on me.
[01:36] Kite: Or I'll show you my Teeth.
[01:38] Owen Rattus: ...FFffffff, I ran out of songs to use...
[01:38] Kite: It's okay, you'll think of something and make Money, Honey.
[01:39] Owen Rattus: ... All I can do is Poke 'r Face.
[01:41] Kite: Maybe if you Dance in the Dark, with all these Boys Boys Boys in Disco Heaven, you'll find some Paper Gangsta with Brown Eyes who will take you to a place where they make all The Fame in the world, and they'll realize you're a Monster and give you everything you want.
[01:42] Kite: (and that, ladies and gentlemen, is every song on the album!)