You furries really took the bait, and gave me the most entertainment ever.

I am not really a 31 year old essay writing guy, I am a 17 year old college going guy.

Basically, this was a bet between me and someone else, to see if I could get a rise out of the furries here, I didn't really think anyone would reply, I actually had a bit of faith in the intelligence of the fandom and thought that everyone might take the mature and intelligent route and just ignore my stupid OBVIOUSLY fake post, but no! I got exactly what I wanted to see and you furries HAVE proven yourselves to be a retarded bunch of animal fucking degenerates!

I mean COME ON I basically came to a furry site and spouted off a load of fake nonsensical crap and instead of doing what MOST normal adults would do, and ignoring the idiot you hooked onto my rod like a bunch of braindead cattle and gave me and my buddies everything we wanted to see.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I may owe my buddy shawn 10 bucks, but damn was it worth it to see you furry faggots acting like the bunch of fucknuts you are.

AWESOME!!!!

Kay so like, I am gonna get back to real life now, this has been fun, see ya later furry losers =D