REASONS THE WORLD SUCKS:

Warning: You may want to read the warning* before continuing...

#1 GLOBAL WARMING

No one completely knows why it's happening. No one knows for sure what it's doing. But we all know it's possibly there, and it's most likely going to screw up generations in the nowhere near forseable future. And we are told that it is our responsibility to stop it with outlandish ideas like "recycling" and "car pooling".
Come now, people.
What you're really telling us is that there's no reason to leave appliances on, and that there's too much plastic in the world, two things you should know from instinct, and watching Entertainment Tonight. Since that lightbulb firefly thing from my early childhood didn't work, they're trying a larger scare tactic. But we already know, at some point, planet earth just ain't gonna last anymore. And quite frankly, i think it will be a very large, and somewhat beneficial, statement on the universe if we burn out before our sun does.
Don't get me wrong, i'm all for cleaning our environment and preserving resources and such, as long as it doesn' t interfere with my already eco-friendly life. And having a Dead cartoonists's character (In this case Snoopy as Joe cool) telling me to stop global warming, does, indeed, interfere with my eco-friendly life.
which, since we've gotten there:

#2 DEAD CARTOONISTS

I say this as an inaccurate and deliberately unfair generalization, when what i mean is, anyone who is no longer here and still being used to make an unimportant impact on society. At this moment, Shultz, our favourite depictor of charlie brown.
In general, i make it a policy not to speak ill of the dead. But to any of you out there holding on to the opinion that the man was a genious; as i recall, what he did was point out to a relatively happy world, that life sucks. And if you haven't figured that out yet, i want to live in your country.
The man was, in reality, like most artists. Opinionated, yet still somewhat uninterested in the world that existed outside of his artistic vision and media. I surely would not want to be dead when my opinions were enlarged and explored as, without me there to defend them, it's a bunch of universal nonesense to find on the internet.
Example: Mark Twain would call us, or probably did call us, morons for quoting him. And would probably confirm this assumption when something he said was used to make or prove an argument he was not involved in.

#3 WAR ON IRAQ

A touchy subject, yes. And i refuse to form a decisive opinion either way. But it seems to me, it's one of those things, at least to the generation after the first Presidential Bush (BTW power to you hilary...), that goes on in the background, without our concsent or effort to refuse. We only hear about it randomly, when someone they call a soldier is killed, not even necessarily by "the enemy", or when some nasty torture video is released. And the news is rarely of a bombing anymore, a threat, a serious problem with their government. It's the good old u.s of a screwing up, or getting over zelous.
Time for an overly sarcastic line: Gee, i'm sure glad hundreds of people are dying so we can make new recruiting videos and practice on live people.
And a less sarcastic line: The US is really proving it's military competence, isn't it. Definately worth your tax dollars.

#4 TAX DOLLARS

Personally paying for something we probably didn't vote for in the first place.

#5 INTERNET LISTS...

...of personal opinions that do nothing but anger, annoy, and cause malicious debate. Often seen cluttering irrelevant websites, and sent 40 times to your inbox by people you've never actually met in person.

#6 WALMART

Enough said.

So as a reluctant conclusion, here is my disclaimer, featured most notoriously at the beginning of this list:

*WARNING:
Author has absolutely no idea what she is talking about. In fact, she is bored, and is speaking out of her ass.
The previous list was a completely irrelevant depiction of opinions, not meant to anger or annoy. yet it's purpose is to anger and annoy. It is based less on actual facts than on what the author ate for breakfast this morning. It is in no way, shape or form a complete list of crap that makes the world suck, nor things the author feels it necessary to needlessly bitch about.
The opinions expressed are not your own, they are the authors. and quite frankly, the only opinion she feels it necessary to listen to is one that agrees with her own. So do not argue with her.
Failure to read this rant to the end nullifies the readers right to voice objections.
Failure to spend time on something worth while instead of finishing this rant to the end nullifies the readers right to voice objections.

I believe that covers it all.

PEACE LOVE AND PROSPERITY people!!!!
Ironic, though that is ;)