Might as well get this up nice and early. And if I know you and you're coming too... let me know! Nothing worse than finding out a friend I've wanted to meet for years was in the same place, a week after it's over! :P

Where are you staying?
The main hotel.

Who will you be hanging out with?
Mostly my fox, the rest of the Brits, and any awesome people I meet during :)

Do you do trades or free art?
I could draw you a stick lizard?

And commissions?
Sure! And since you're paying me, I'll add a stick dick!

What suits will you bring?
None - I don't suit.

What is your gender?
Male.

How old are you?
30.

Can I touch you?
If you wash your hands first. I don't know where you've been! Or maaaaaybe I do...

Can I talk to you?
Uh. Yes? Hrm. Some odd questions!

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
PLEASE DO! Weissbier bitte - danke schoen! (this is pretty much the only german I know - but I've gotten fairly good at it via sheer repetition!)

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Read the signals I give off, and work it out. But a hug, if you're normal, friendly, and hygienic, is usually not a problem.

Can I hang around with you?
If you're neat and contribute to a good vibe and conversation and stuff, sure! No trailing me like a silent moth though.. those are creepy. And get dust on your fingers if you touch them. Ik!

How tall are you?
5'10

You look pissed off can I come up to you?
I am very unlikely to look pissed off - this is one of the highlights of my year!

Are you nice?
Yes.

Can I stalk you?
Only if you're incredibly cute, and there's a handy dark alleyway to disappear into... :D

How long are you going?
Wednesday to Sunday.

Do you have an artist table?
Nope!

Will there be any Artwork in the ArtShow?
I'd hope so - it'd be a pretty fail art show without any. Oh, you mean BY ME? No. They didn't want my stick lizards :(

Do you like parties?
YES!

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Silently stare at me for five minutes, then cross my vision a few times in the hopes I notice you, then hover ineffectually just out of range of the conversation, then turn away and go off in a huff because I ignored you.

Wait. No. That's completely wrong. Let me try again.

Come up to me. Say "Hey Aquilus! I'm <insert your name here>. Lizards are awesome, so we should totally hang out for a bit! And here, I got you a beer!"

See, works much better :D