Is this a meme? Or am I the first to copy+paste it. WHATEVER. I took it from my hilarious and generous and wonderful friend and modified the responses to fit my perspective. Here we go!

LET'S TALK ABOUT FETISHES

Anal: Oh god yes, though it's a chore in real life (WORTH IT)

Breasts: Not really.

Breast Expansion: Not at all.

Bondage: Never understood the appeal. Isn't light-bondage gear at the gap by now, anyway? Boring.

Clothing/Costume: I do all my fucking without that nonsense.

Leather: Hell bent for it. Not really. Leather is is either quaint or horrifying depending on the depth of your initiation.

Latex: Nope.

Stockings: Absolutely unerotic. A long-simmering "I am not a straight man" epiphany came from years of exposure to images of women's legs in stockings and knowing that they are supposed to be SO sexy and feeling NOTHING.

Shoes, boots: Don't put your SHOES on the bed. Jesus.

Muscle Male: Most of the time, no. But my first crush might have been the incredible hulk.

Muscle Female: Naaaaaah

Herm/futanari: What am I, a congressman? No, thanks.

Cross-dressing: Female-to-male cross-dressers are SO slick and SO sexy. I went to a lot of queer dance parties when I first moved to Chicago and was just blown away by all the amazing butches and trans dudes. MTF just doesn't do it for me.

Furries/anthro: Uh, YUH.

Beastiality: Please don't abuse real animals in that way. Please.

Diapers: -100. NO THANK YOU.

Adultbaby: AAAAAH! no.

Transformation: SO fucking cool and fascination but it doesn't turn me on.

Macro: Don't get it.

Micro: Nope.

Biggus dickus: EW. How about normal looking dicks? Oh, and no dog dicks.

Impregnation: Family planning not really my business.

Pregnancy: Pregnant women are beautiful but not sex objects to me.

Lactation: For babies. Not me.

Vore: Don't. Get it.

Hands: Touching my dick?

Legs: Sure!

Belly: YES

Hair: Where?

Hips: UH HUH

Birthin’ hips: UHHH HUHHHHHHHH

Moobs: Sure!

Drowning: That's awful!

Burning, scars: Go to a hospital!

Stockholm Syndrome: Makes my skin crawl!

Forcefeeding: Funny, not sexy.

Suit and Tie: Take them off before I fuck you.

Incest: Fake doodle porn incest is silly. Real incest is gross to varying degrees from "weird" to "you should be in prison forever." Since my boyfriend is a twin, any latent residence in my fantasy life has been permanently canceled forever without further exploration. Because that shit is uncool.

Lesbian (F/F): Yes please

Gay (M/M): YES PLEASE

Sissy Boy: Nope.

Mind Control: Not at all.

Piercings: Nah.

Rape: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever. Not cool.

Uniform: Nah.

Orgy: Sure.

Subbing: Nope. I like equality in the bedroom.

Domming: Double-don't. Power play freaks me out. There's so much of it outside the bedroom anyway.

Biting: YEAH

Solo Masturbation: YES. I will watch somebody do that.

Watersports: Eh, why not go a little crazy once in your life.

Scat: I didn't mean that crazy.

Glasses: Take them off. You will not need your vision corrected when I am fucking you.

Tentacles: Ick. Nope.

Oviposition: Nopes.

Masochism: No.

Sadism: -10,000. No.

Loli/shota: Leave the kids alone.

Multiple body parts: What?

Inflation: Don't. Get. It.

Popping: What is this?

Partial Nudity/Half-naked: Sure.

Electricity/e-stim: Why?

Asphyxiation: NO, SON.

Skinning: EW. FUCK.

Burning : No.

Guro: NO

Oral: Giving head is a hobby of mine, yes.

Collars: No.

Belts: No.

Tickling: I'll fucking kill you. I'm SO ticklish. Don't do it.

Chubby: YEEEEEEES Finally something I am thrilled about!

Balloon belly: Uh?

Uber-fat: No? I don't speak German.

Weight gain: Nope.

Selfcest: Is that like jerking off or cloning? Like Link vs. Shadow link?

Femdom: What is that?

Toons: Like licensed cartoon characters? Loony Tunes, etc? Yeah for some reason. What is the deal with that?

Horns: Eh?

Nagas: What the fuck is that?

Accents: Don't speak.

DILF: OLDER MEN YES THANK YOU MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER.

MILF WHY NOT?

Older folks: Sure!

Priests: Ew.

Nuns: Double-ew.

Long tongues: Uh...

Cops: FUCK DA HO-LICE.

Nerds: WHatever.

Humiliation: god, no.

Nazi: I don't vote for Republicans and I don't fuck them, either.

Gas mask: no

Jesters: Like Juggalos or something? No.

Clowns: Ick. Grease paint?

Zombies: I like eating dick, not eating dick.

Vampires that don’t sparkle: If it doesn't die, I'm not fucking it.

Vampires that do sparkle: Nah, dawg.



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