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Digital Artist | Registered: February 11, 2006 05:41:26 AM
As you enter the web page, you are suddenly confronted by a five-foot tall yeti with the lower body of some kind of cat.
'You seem to be lost.' says the yeti.
'I'd be happy to help you, but this is really all your fault.'
She shakes her head sadly.
'Dear, oh dear,' the yeti continues, 'it looks like I'll have to teach you not to do such things.'
Suddenly, the yeti lashes out, grabs you by the throat, and drags you away to a small room with an electric chair. The yeti secures you in the chair, and adjusts the chair to continually zap you with electricity, not enough to kill you, but enough to keep you paralyzed. The yeti disappears, and returns a few minutes later carrying a big stack of paper. Without warning, she thrusts the paper in your face, exposing you to deadly amounts of nonsense. You scream in agony as the yeti continues to torture you whilst laughing sadistically.
NOT THE END.
'You seem to be lost.' says the yeti.
'I'd be happy to help you, but this is really all your fault.'
She shakes her head sadly.
'Dear, oh dear,' the yeti continues, 'it looks like I'll have to teach you not to do such things.'
Suddenly, the yeti lashes out, grabs you by the throat, and drags you away to a small room with an electric chair. The yeti secures you in the chair, and adjusts the chair to continually zap you with electricity, not enough to kill you, but enough to keep you paralyzed. The yeti disappears, and returns a few minutes later carrying a big stack of paper. Without warning, she thrusts the paper in your face, exposing you to deadly amounts of nonsense. You scream in agony as the yeti continues to torture you whilst laughing sadistically.
NOT THE END.
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