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TL;DR: I'm a weirdo with weird tastes.
Just a cynical, schizophrenic, asexual, insomniac, escapist.
Music I love: (in no particular order) Pink Floyd, Rush, Nails, Nine Inch Nails, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Nasum, Giuseppe Verdi, Luciano Pavarotti, Cannibal Corpse, Infant Annihilator, Vital Remains, Jimi Hendrix, Blue October, The Animals, Simon and Garfunkel, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, Psychostick, Weird Al Yankovic, Mr. Bungle, Napalm Death, Leo Moracchioli, Black Sabbath, Gorgoroth, Metal Church, Signs of the Swarm, Entombed, Gary B. B. Coleman, Sonic Syndicate, The Haunted, Victor Wooten, The Human Abstract, Judas Priest, Venom, Muddy Waters, Meshuggah, 3 Inches of Blood, Havok, Hozier, Ghost, NSP, Threat Signal, Carcass, Batushka, Cattle Decapitation, Playing For Change, Black Tongue, Exodus, Testament, AC/DC, Strapping Young Lad, Kaleo, Shinedown, Electric Wizard, Exumer, Archspire, Evergrey, Lordi, Captain Beefheart, Slipknot, REM, Gojira, Borknagar, Mighty Sam McClain, Suicide Silence, Adele, TISM, 5FDP, Necrophagist, Tom Waits, Ultar, Tears for Fears, Mgla, King Diamond, Helloween, Motionless in White, Annihilator, Mors Principium Est, The Black Dahlia Murder, Lamb of God, Last Ten Seconds of Life, ACxDC, Roky Erickson, Holocaust, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Cryptopsy, Peter Hollens, Cromagnon, Despised Icon, Volbeat, Howlin' Wolf, Slaughter to Prevail, Knocked Loose, Arch Enemy, Stone Sour, xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx, Bolt Thrower, Les Claypool, Crowbar, Mutiny Within, Carnifex, Rotting Christ, King Crimson, Whitechapel, Sonny Boy Williamson, Disarmonia Mundi, Alice Cooper, Alex Terrible, Vio-lence, Hatebreed, Sam and Dave, Nevermore, Death, Oxbow, Evildead, Spawn of Possession, KAT, Venom Prison, Callenish Circle, Miles Davis, Hypocrisy, Avatar, The Cure, Tool, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Eluveitie, Emperor, Enslaved, Sacred Reich, Thy Art is Murder, B. B. King, McCoy Tyner, Behemoth, Darkthrone, Satyricon, Khemmis, Scar Symmerty, Job for a Cowboy, Incantation, Code Orange, Big Walter Horton, Overkill, Gipsy Kings, Frank Zappa, GWAR, The High Kings, Chelsea Grin, Equilibrium, Diamond Head, Okilly Dokilly, Dumpstaphunk, Saltatio Mortis, Pestilence, Black Label Society, Eric Clapton, We Butter the Bread With Butter, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Graveworm, Savatage, Sepultura, Feuerschwanz, Accept, Lorna Shore, Nailbomb, Ewan Dobson, Bathory, Solution .45, Obscura, Kreator, Deafheaven, Mayhem, Scumfuck, Alice In Chains, Unseen Terror, Nightwish, Thelonious Monk, Focus, Bloodywood, Bloodbath, Goatwhore, Opeth, Angel Splitter, Morbid Angel, Death Angel, Dark Angel, AngelMaker, Disturbed, Clown Core, Shadow of Intent, Midnight, Cradle of Filth, Radiohead, Igorrr, Avantasia, The Crown, Eyehategod, Rage Against the Machine, Axel Rudi Pell, All That Remains, All Shall Perish, Symphony X, Deicide, Chromeo, Tankard, The Hellacopters, Ne Obliviscaris, Voivod, The Dead South, Suffocation, Boyce Avenue, Immolation, Talking Heads, Be'lakor, Sonny Rollins, Asking Alexandria, The Police, Watain, Terrorizer, Jinjer, Anthrax, Polyphia, Brand of Sacrifice, Anal Cunt, Sleep Token, Candlemass, Mastodon, Korn, Faith No More, Obituary, Naked City, Animals as Leaders, Steve 'N' Seagulls, Oranssi Pazuzu, Albert King, D.R.I., Zeal & Ardor, Steam Powered Giraffe, Alcest, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Decapitated, Dream Theater, Alestorm, Akira Yamaoka, Of Mice and Men, Orbit Culture, Macabre, Atheist, Celtic Frost, Poets of the Fall, Fates Warning, Ice Nine Kills, Richard Wagner, Devin to Embers, SikTh, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Edge of Sanity, The Cranberries, 10 Years, Monstrosity, Coroner, Type O Negative, Wishbone Ash, W.A.S.P., Onslaught, Pantera, Darkane, Toxik, Toxic Holocaust, Eskimo Callboy, Hellyeah, Wintersun, Trivium, Dark Tranquility, Nothing More, Mudvayne, Rings of Saturn, Iced Earth, Parkway Drive, Killswitch Engage, Origin, In Flames, Soilwork, John Coltrane, Cynic, Turisas, Powerwolf, Ensiferum, Dimmu Borgir, Marduk, Demons and Wizards, Turbonegro, Periphery, Louis Armstrong, Stevie Wonder, The Verve, Children Of Bodom, Insomnium, Queen, Soul Asylum, System of a Down, 2Cellos, Dark Funeral, Kalmah, Dio, Stalaggh, Gulaggh, Elton John, Marilyn Manson, Brain Drill, Falconer, Dethklok, Blind Guardian and many more whose names elude me.
Movies I love: (in no particular order) The Secret of NIMH, A Clockwork Orange, Yellow Submarine, The Wall, The Thing, No Country for Old Men, Seven Psychopaths, Monty Python, Falling Down, The Departed, Blues Brothers, Hellraiser, The Deer Hunter, The Place Beyond the Pines, Darkest Hour, Gran Torino, Taxi Driver, The Godfather 1&2, Black Mass, Se7en, Evil Dead 1&2, Army of Darkness, Mad God, Casino, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Goodfellas, Halloween, Bohemian Rhapsody, Joker, Dirty Harry, This is Spinal Tap, Alien, Aliens, The Big Lebowski, There Will Be Blood, Lord of War, Jacob's Ladder, Legend (2015), Watchmen, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Full Metal Jacket, Out of the Furnace, Schindler's List, Logan, anything with Brad Dourif or Mel Brooks... I'm sure I missed several classics but for now this is what I can remember.
People I love: (and miss dearly) Bert Sutherland, Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Bill Hicks, Jeff Hanneman, Luciano Pavarotti, Ronnie James Dio, Mitch Lucker, The Abbott Brothers, James Randi, Syd Barrett, Steve Dillon, Alexi Laiho, Dolores O'Riordan, Chuck Schuldiner, Richard Wright, Neil Peart, Cliff Burton, Bob Ross, Tommy and Tommy, Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor, Graham Chapman, Fred Rogers, Christopher Hitchens, Daniel Dennett... Sad just thinking of these people.
Comics I love (in no particular order): Punisher, Spawn, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Nailbiter, Transmetopolitan, 30 Days of Night, Preacher, The Boys, Penny Arcade.
Authors I love: (in no particular order) H. P. Lovecraft, Theodor Seuss Geisel, Cormac McCarthy, Edgar Allan Poe, Anton LaVey, Aleister Crowley, Garth Ennis, Jim Butcher, Steven Brust, Glen Cook. If you have suggestions for good authors please suggest.
Games I love: (in no particular order) Pathfinder, Starfinder, World of Darkness, Conan: Adventures in an Age Undreamed of, Deadlands, MtG, DOOM, Rainbow Six, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, D&D 3.5, D&D 5e, D20 Modern, Manhunt, The Punisher, Parasite Eve, Postal, Powered by the Apocalypse, Red Dead Redemption, Max Payne, Gears of War, Grim Dawn, MGS, Silent Hill 2, Modern Warfare 2 (2009), Left 4 Dead 2, Titanfall 2, Resident Evil, Shadowrun, Metroid, Chess, Mass Effect, SMW2 Yoshi's Island, Mega Man, Hollow Knight, Starcraft, Quake, Perfect Dark, A Link to the Past, Diablo... many more...
"What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? I'll tell you what you get, you get what you fuckin' deserve!" Arthur Fleck
"You raise the blade, You make the change, You rearrange me 'til I'm sane, You lock the door, And throw away the key, There's someone in my head but it's not me." Pink Floyd (Brain Damage)
"Do you know what I'm talking about? I don't." Mitch Hedberg
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna to ask 'em where they're goin' and hook up with 'em later." Mitch Hedberg
"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones." Mitch Hedberg
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long." Mitch Hedberg
"Before we start I've got a little joke for you. You'll love this one, a paranoid schizophrenic, he walks into a bar..." Reggie Kray (Legend 2015)
"That's what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence." Carl
"You know that every time I try to go where I really want to be, it's already where I am, cause I'm already there!" SoaD (Sugar)
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer." Old joke
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." Robin Williams
"I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone." Robin Williams
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." George Carlin
"Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist." George Carlin
"Nail him to a fucking cross! It is only cake!" Patton Oswalt
"My doctor told me to not work out until I'm in better shape. I told him 'Alright; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'" Steven Wright
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." Steven Wright
"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note... It's a start." Steven Wright
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." Steven Wright
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple payments." Steven Wright
"A word of warning from beyond the grave that must be understood, Throats get slit in this neck of the woods." Ice Nine Kills (Thank God It's Friday)
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." Groucho Marx
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." Christopher Hitchens
"But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like best." Marilyn Manson
"I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate." Marilyn Manson
"I don't know if I am alive or dead. Or both. Or neither." Penny Arcade
"I've come to realize we all die alone in one way or another." Richard Pryor
"Don't you ever tame your demons, but always keep them on a leash." Hozier (Arsonist's Lullaby)
"They say evil prevails when good men fail to act. What they ought to say is evil prevails." Yuri Orlav
"We find your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water." Eric Idle
"My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!'" Sam Kinison
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
"I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say 'Whats wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?" Bill Hicks
"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and where ever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." Bill Hicks
"And I feel tired, empty and hollow, heart-broken inside, and I feel this life has nothing for me anymore." Insomnium (Through the Shadows)
"Cause baby, Ooo, If heaven calls, I'm coming too. Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead." The Verve (The Drugs Don't work)
"You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate, You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take, So I'll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind, And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind." Blue October (Hate Me)
"I'm scared of death, I'm scared of living. Shit, I gave up on the past 'cause its unforgiving." Blue October (Picking Up Pieces)
"Still hearing voices, from front, from behind, they're the reason I choose... When to live... How to die... When to cast... When to reel... When to buy... When to steal..." Blue October (Quiet Mind)
"That's when I learned Jesus wasn't real, the only devil is man, and we manufacture hell every day." Tycho Brahe
"If I were god, thou shall not worship false Billy Idols." Bloodhound Gang (Hell Yeah)
"I attend the church of none of your fucking business of latter day not your fucking problem." Brad Jones
"It all went by so fast I still can't change the past I always will remember everything." or "You say I'll never change But what the fuck do you know? I'll burn it all to the ground before I let you in Please forgive me, I can't forgive you now." 5FDP (Remember Everything)
"I've come to terms with the fact I'll never change, And that's just fine, I find solace in the pain, I don't mind the darkness, Its easy on the eyes, I'm praying for something to make me feel alive." Asking Alexandria (Into the Fire)
"You could have it all, My empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you hurt." NIN (Hurt)
"Can you help me remember how to smile? Make it all seem worthwhile How on earth did I get so jaded? Life's mysteries seem so faded." Soul Asylum (Runaway Train)
"You carry this weight trying to cover your mistakes, To make it seem like nothing could ever break you, But I see right through, 'cause I am broken too, In all the same places as you, And if you needed proof, I'll reopen my wounds." Killswitch Engage (I Am Broken Too)
"I'm dumb, but I ain't that dumb." Meatwad
"You have a lot of blood in your head. Budd Dwyer taught me that." Unknown
"The goblins are in charge of maintenance? Why not just set it on fire now and call it a day?" Impending Disaster flavor text
"Liter is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!" Farva (Super Troopers)
TL;DR: I'm a weirdo with weird tastes.
Just a cynical, schizophrenic, asexual, insomniac, escapist.
Music I love: (in no particular order) Pink Floyd, Rush, Nails, Nine Inch Nails, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Nasum, Giuseppe Verdi, Luciano Pavarotti, Cannibal Corpse, Infant Annihilator, Vital Remains, Jimi Hendrix, Blue October, The Animals, Simon and Garfunkel, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, Psychostick, Weird Al Yankovic, Mr. Bungle, Napalm Death, Leo Moracchioli, Black Sabbath, Gorgoroth, Metal Church, Signs of the Swarm, Entombed, Gary B. B. Coleman, Sonic Syndicate, The Haunted, Victor Wooten, The Human Abstract, Judas Priest, Venom, Muddy Waters, Meshuggah, 3 Inches of Blood, Havok, Hozier, Ghost, NSP, Threat Signal, Carcass, Batushka, Cattle Decapitation, Playing For Change, Black Tongue, Exodus, Testament, AC/DC, Strapping Young Lad, Kaleo, Shinedown, Electric Wizard, Exumer, Archspire, Evergrey, Lordi, Captain Beefheart, Slipknot, REM, Gojira, Borknagar, Mighty Sam McClain, Suicide Silence, Adele, TISM, 5FDP, Necrophagist, Tom Waits, Ultar, Tears for Fears, Mgla, King Diamond, Helloween, Motionless in White, Annihilator, Mors Principium Est, The Black Dahlia Murder, Lamb of God, Last Ten Seconds of Life, ACxDC, Roky Erickson, Holocaust, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Cryptopsy, Peter Hollens, Cromagnon, Despised Icon, Volbeat, Howlin' Wolf, Slaughter to Prevail, Knocked Loose, Arch Enemy, Stone Sour, xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx, Bolt Thrower, Les Claypool, Crowbar, Mutiny Within, Carnifex, Rotting Christ, King Crimson, Whitechapel, Sonny Boy Williamson, Disarmonia Mundi, Alice Cooper, Alex Terrible, Vio-lence, Hatebreed, Sam and Dave, Nevermore, Death, Oxbow, Evildead, Spawn of Possession, KAT, Venom Prison, Callenish Circle, Miles Davis, Hypocrisy, Avatar, The Cure, Tool, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Eluveitie, Emperor, Enslaved, Sacred Reich, Thy Art is Murder, B. B. King, McCoy Tyner, Behemoth, Darkthrone, Satyricon, Khemmis, Scar Symmerty, Job for a Cowboy, Incantation, Code Orange, Big Walter Horton, Overkill, Gipsy Kings, Frank Zappa, GWAR, The High Kings, Chelsea Grin, Equilibrium, Diamond Head, Okilly Dokilly, Dumpstaphunk, Saltatio Mortis, Pestilence, Black Label Society, Eric Clapton, We Butter the Bread With Butter, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Graveworm, Savatage, Sepultura, Feuerschwanz, Accept, Lorna Shore, Nailbomb, Ewan Dobson, Bathory, Solution .45, Obscura, Kreator, Deafheaven, Mayhem, Scumfuck, Alice In Chains, Unseen Terror, Nightwish, Thelonious Monk, Focus, Bloodywood, Bloodbath, Goatwhore, Opeth, Angel Splitter, Morbid Angel, Death Angel, Dark Angel, AngelMaker, Disturbed, Clown Core, Shadow of Intent, Midnight, Cradle of Filth, Radiohead, Igorrr, Avantasia, The Crown, Eyehategod, Rage Against the Machine, Axel Rudi Pell, All That Remains, All Shall Perish, Symphony X, Deicide, Chromeo, Tankard, The Hellacopters, Ne Obliviscaris, Voivod, The Dead South, Suffocation, Boyce Avenue, Immolation, Talking Heads, Be'lakor, Sonny Rollins, Asking Alexandria, The Police, Watain, Terrorizer, Jinjer, Anthrax, Polyphia, Brand of Sacrifice, Anal Cunt, Sleep Token, Candlemass, Mastodon, Korn, Faith No More, Obituary, Naked City, Animals as Leaders, Steve 'N' Seagulls, Oranssi Pazuzu, Albert King, D.R.I., Zeal & Ardor, Steam Powered Giraffe, Alcest, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Decapitated, Dream Theater, Alestorm, Akira Yamaoka, Of Mice and Men, Orbit Culture, Macabre, Atheist, Celtic Frost, Poets of the Fall, Fates Warning, Ice Nine Kills, Richard Wagner, Devin to Embers, SikTh, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Edge of Sanity, The Cranberries, 10 Years, Monstrosity, Coroner, Type O Negative, Wishbone Ash, W.A.S.P., Onslaught, Pantera, Darkane, Toxik, Toxic Holocaust, Eskimo Callboy, Hellyeah, Wintersun, Trivium, Dark Tranquility, Nothing More, Mudvayne, Rings of Saturn, Iced Earth, Parkway Drive, Killswitch Engage, Origin, In Flames, Soilwork, John Coltrane, Cynic, Turisas, Powerwolf, Ensiferum, Dimmu Borgir, Marduk, Demons and Wizards, Turbonegro, Periphery, Louis Armstrong, Stevie Wonder, The Verve, Children Of Bodom, Insomnium, Queen, Soul Asylum, System of a Down, 2Cellos, Dark Funeral, Kalmah, Dio, Stalaggh, Gulaggh, Elton John, Marilyn Manson, Brain Drill, Falconer, Dethklok, Blind Guardian and many more whose names elude me.
Movies I love: (in no particular order) The Secret of NIMH, A Clockwork Orange, Yellow Submarine, The Wall, The Thing, No Country for Old Men, Seven Psychopaths, Monty Python, Falling Down, The Departed, Blues Brothers, Hellraiser, The Deer Hunter, The Place Beyond the Pines, Darkest Hour, Gran Torino, Taxi Driver, The Godfather 1&2, Black Mass, Se7en, Evil Dead 1&2, Army of Darkness, Mad God, Casino, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Goodfellas, Halloween, Bohemian Rhapsody, Joker, Dirty Harry, This is Spinal Tap, Alien, Aliens, The Big Lebowski, There Will Be Blood, Lord of War, Jacob's Ladder, Legend (2015), Watchmen, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Full Metal Jacket, Out of the Furnace, Schindler's List, Logan, anything with Brad Dourif or Mel Brooks... I'm sure I missed several classics but for now this is what I can remember.
People I love: (and miss dearly) Bert Sutherland, Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Bill Hicks, Jeff Hanneman, Luciano Pavarotti, Ronnie James Dio, Mitch Lucker, The Abbott Brothers, James Randi, Syd Barrett, Steve Dillon, Alexi Laiho, Dolores O'Riordan, Chuck Schuldiner, Richard Wright, Neil Peart, Cliff Burton, Bob Ross, Tommy and Tommy, Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor, Graham Chapman, Fred Rogers, Christopher Hitchens, Daniel Dennett... Sad just thinking of these people.
Comics I love (in no particular order): Punisher, Spawn, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Nailbiter, Transmetopolitan, 30 Days of Night, Preacher, The Boys, Penny Arcade.
Authors I love: (in no particular order) H. P. Lovecraft, Theodor Seuss Geisel, Cormac McCarthy, Edgar Allan Poe, Anton LaVey, Aleister Crowley, Garth Ennis, Jim Butcher, Steven Brust, Glen Cook. If you have suggestions for good authors please suggest.
Games I love: (in no particular order) Pathfinder, Starfinder, World of Darkness, Conan: Adventures in an Age Undreamed of, Deadlands, MtG, DOOM, Rainbow Six, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, D&D 3.5, D&D 5e, D20 Modern, Manhunt, The Punisher, Parasite Eve, Postal, Powered by the Apocalypse, Red Dead Redemption, Max Payne, Gears of War, Grim Dawn, MGS, Silent Hill 2, Modern Warfare 2 (2009), Left 4 Dead 2, Titanfall 2, Resident Evil, Shadowrun, Metroid, Chess, Mass Effect, SMW2 Yoshi's Island, Mega Man, Hollow Knight, Starcraft, Quake, Perfect Dark, A Link to the Past, Diablo... many more...
"What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? I'll tell you what you get, you get what you fuckin' deserve!" Arthur Fleck
"You raise the blade, You make the change, You rearrange me 'til I'm sane, You lock the door, And throw away the key, There's someone in my head but it's not me." Pink Floyd (Brain Damage)
"Do you know what I'm talking about? I don't." Mitch Hedberg
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna to ask 'em where they're goin' and hook up with 'em later." Mitch Hedberg
"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones." Mitch Hedberg
"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long." Mitch Hedberg
"Before we start I've got a little joke for you. You'll love this one, a paranoid schizophrenic, he walks into a bar..." Reggie Kray (Legend 2015)
"That's what forgiveness sounds like, screaming and then silence." Carl
"You know that every time I try to go where I really want to be, it's already where I am, cause I'm already there!" SoaD (Sugar)
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer." Old joke
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." Robin Williams
"I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone." Robin Williams
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." George Carlin
"Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist." George Carlin
"Nail him to a fucking cross! It is only cake!" Patton Oswalt
"My doctor told me to not work out until I'm in better shape. I told him 'Alright; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'" Steven Wright
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." Steven Wright
"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note... It's a start." Steven Wright
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." Steven Wright
"If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple payments." Steven Wright
"A word of warning from beyond the grave that must be understood, Throats get slit in this neck of the woods." Ice Nine Kills (Thank God It's Friday)
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." Groucho Marx
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." Christopher Hitchens
"But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like best." Marilyn Manson
"I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate." Marilyn Manson
"I don't know if I am alive or dead. Or both. Or neither." Penny Arcade
"I've come to realize we all die alone in one way or another." Richard Pryor
"Don't you ever tame your demons, but always keep them on a leash." Hozier (Arsonist's Lullaby)
"They say evil prevails when good men fail to act. What they ought to say is evil prevails." Yuri Orlav
"We find your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water." Eric Idle
"My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!'" Sam Kinison
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks
"I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say 'Whats wrong?' Nothing. 'Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.' Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?" Bill Hicks
"I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and where ever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." Bill Hicks
"And I feel tired, empty and hollow, heart-broken inside, and I feel this life has nothing for me anymore." Insomnium (Through the Shadows)
"Cause baby, Ooo, If heaven calls, I'm coming too. Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead." The Verve (The Drugs Don't work)
"You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate, You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take, So I'll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind, And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind." Blue October (Hate Me)
"I'm scared of death, I'm scared of living. Shit, I gave up on the past 'cause its unforgiving." Blue October (Picking Up Pieces)
"Still hearing voices, from front, from behind, they're the reason I choose... When to live... How to die... When to cast... When to reel... When to buy... When to steal..." Blue October (Quiet Mind)
"That's when I learned Jesus wasn't real, the only devil is man, and we manufacture hell every day." Tycho Brahe
"If I were god, thou shall not worship false Billy Idols." Bloodhound Gang (Hell Yeah)
"I attend the church of none of your fucking business of latter day not your fucking problem." Brad Jones
"It all went by so fast I still can't change the past I always will remember everything." or "You say I'll never change But what the fuck do you know? I'll burn it all to the ground before I let you in Please forgive me, I can't forgive you now." 5FDP (Remember Everything)
"I've come to terms with the fact I'll never change, And that's just fine, I find solace in the pain, I don't mind the darkness, Its easy on the eyes, I'm praying for something to make me feel alive." Asking Alexandria (Into the Fire)
"You could have it all, My empire of dirt, I will let you down, I will make you hurt." NIN (Hurt)
"Can you help me remember how to smile? Make it all seem worthwhile How on earth did I get so jaded? Life's mysteries seem so faded." Soul Asylum (Runaway Train)
"You carry this weight trying to cover your mistakes, To make it seem like nothing could ever break you, But I see right through, 'cause I am broken too, In all the same places as you, And if you needed proof, I'll reopen my wounds." Killswitch Engage (I Am Broken Too)
"I'm dumb, but I ain't that dumb." Meatwad
"You have a lot of blood in your head. Budd Dwyer taught me that." Unknown
"The goblins are in charge of maintenance? Why not just set it on fire now and call it a day?" Impending Disaster flavor text
"Liter is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!" Farva (Super Troopers)
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