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Posted 10 years agoI was having so much fun with this that I decided to list 11-20 as well.
11. Bauuer - Harlem Shake in my pants
12. Rammstein - Du Hast in my pants
13. The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's in my pants (oh dear)
14. Minimusicman - Crazy La Paint in my pants (a.k.a Markiplier in my pants ;D)
15. Celldweller - Blackstar in my pants
16. Quiet Riot - Bang your Head in my pants (omg)
17. S.O.D - March of the S.O.D in my pants
18. Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames in my pants
19. Alice in Chaind - Check my Brain in my pants (I'm dead. XD)
20. Muse - Hoodoo in my pants
11. Bauuer - Harlem Shake in my pants
12. Rammstein - Du Hast in my pants
13. The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's in my pants (oh dear)
14. Minimusicman - Crazy La Paint in my pants (a.k.a Markiplier in my pants ;D)
15. Celldweller - Blackstar in my pants
16. Quiet Riot - Bang your Head in my pants (omg)
17. S.O.D - March of the S.O.D in my pants
18. Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames in my pants
19. Alice in Chaind - Check my Brain in my pants (I'm dead. XD)
20. Muse - Hoodoo in my pants
Music...IN MY PANTS
Posted 10 years agoSo, I found that 
aevsivs did this little game that goes something like this:
Turn on your music player of choice and turn the shuffle option on. Take each title of the first ten songs and add "in my pants" and let the hilarity commence!
This also guves you a chance to judge my musical tastes. ;D
1. Alter Bridge - Ties that Bind in my pants
2. Twista - Mista Tung Twista in my pants
3. Porter Robinson - Lionhearted in my pants
4. Lacuna Coil - Spellbound in my pants
5. Parov Stelar - Catgroove in my pants
6. Audioslave - Like a Stone in my pants (ow)
7. Green Day - Are We the Waiting in my pants
8. David Guetta - Tomorrow Can Wait in my pants
9. Dr Dre - The Next Episode in my pants (smoke weed every day!)
10. Steve Vai - Sex and Religion in my pants (XD)
Check out Aevsivs' results here!
aevsivs did this little game that goes something like this:Turn on your music player of choice and turn the shuffle option on. Take each title of the first ten songs and add "in my pants" and let the hilarity commence!
This also guves you a chance to judge my musical tastes. ;D
1. Alter Bridge - Ties that Bind in my pants
2. Twista - Mista Tung Twista in my pants
3. Porter Robinson - Lionhearted in my pants
4. Lacuna Coil - Spellbound in my pants
5. Parov Stelar - Catgroove in my pants
6. Audioslave - Like a Stone in my pants (ow)
7. Green Day - Are We the Waiting in my pants
8. David Guetta - Tomorrow Can Wait in my pants
9. Dr Dre - The Next Episode in my pants (smoke weed every day!)
10. Steve Vai - Sex and Religion in my pants (XD)
Check out Aevsivs' results here!
Optimistic Lizard (Life Stuff & Philosophy)
Posted 10 years agoBefore I begin, I want to note a couple of things:
First, I want to give my deepest thanks to 
blithwulf, 
zidders, and 
shinytotodude for being some of my biggest helpers over these many crazy years of my life. Not only that, but I want to thank all of you for being here. Simply being a part of my life has made me grow such a fond connection to this community. All of you are incredible people, and without you, dare I say it, I'd be dead.
Second, I'm typing this on my phone, so expect my fat fingers to slip and make a lot of typos. :I
So, I was talking to Blith not too long ago about some stuff regarding the world; how I've felt insecure about being patriotic for my country as an American, how I've been concerned for humankind as a whole, and where we're going as a society. He explained to me a couple of things, some of them being that America has a lot of culture - which is a good reason to be patriotic - and that despite our many flaws that we have a lot of advantages that most countries don't have. Now, patriotism isn't the reason why I bring this conversation up, so let me skip some of the details and go onto my main point. What Blith tells me next is what turned me from a cynic to an optomist.
According to a philosopher from the Netherlands, the internet is now at a point where it cannot be stopped. People have tried to regulate it and failed, and because everyone is so tuned into Global Communications, the nationalism that created bigotry, hatred, and racism will slowly begin to fade away. We as humans are no longer concerned about territory as much as we used to be, and this is actually something that will change the evolution of humankind forever.
Basically, this is the turning point of human evolution, and that's enough to make me feel a world better.
I've walked into school sometimes and wondered why I hated school so much, but this is basically what I'm going through.
I'm working 50 hours a week- well, not working, but it's technically working. Anyway...I'm waking up early to go to school for 10 hours; 3 hours of that time requires all my focus and energy, and the other hours is focusing my energy on not flipping out in a psychotic prison-like school that shows bias that's borderlining racist. My fellow classmates are either juvenile delinquents or simply struggling to care about education to begin with. I don't even care about mental issues because I have those myself, but being mentally challenged doesn't give these people an excuse to be assholes.
So after a 10 hour day of insanity, I come home to even more insanity; my Grandmother treating my parents and myself like shit, complaining all the time and always putting so much pressure on us. So even in my time of peace and solitude, I got that weighing on my mind.
Regardless of all this, here's what is keeping me strong: the lessons that Marc and Zidders have taught me. Be kind to myself, be kind to others no matter what their circumstances may be, and stay positive. Think of the positives, and remember that no matter where I go, there I am. For this reason I have become optimistic in such hard times, and keeping these things in mind keeps my mind and body strong, even when tired as can be.
Anyways, I'm gonna have some cookies. :P
blithwulf
zidders
shinytotodudeBit of a Confession...
Posted 10 years agoNow, you know how I have a lot of different interests, yes? Music, web development, IT, but did you know that I'm also a car geek?
Yes, I am indeed a geek when it comes to cars! My parents met at Pepboys, worked for a car insurance agency for most of my life, and currently work at Advance Auto Parts! So cars have been a huge part of my life, and so I'm totally into talking about cars. Their design, their mechanics, everything! I may not know as much about it as I do with my other interests, but one thing is for sure, I do have a lot of interest in it.
Also, I would like to say that I'm not into sports cars as much as most guys are. In fact, I have plans on buying one of these!
http://www.nissanusa.com/?original_...../cars/cube&;
My tastes are different than most. c:
Yes, I am indeed a geek when it comes to cars! My parents met at Pepboys, worked for a car insurance agency for most of my life, and currently work at Advance Auto Parts! So cars have been a huge part of my life, and so I'm totally into talking about cars. Their design, their mechanics, everything! I may not know as much about it as I do with my other interests, but one thing is for sure, I do have a lot of interest in it.
Also, I would like to say that I'm not into sports cars as much as most guys are. In fact, I have plans on buying one of these!
http://www.nissanusa.com/?original_...../cars/cube&;
My tastes are different than most. c:
To all my Jewish Friends
Posted 10 years agoHappy Rosh Hashanah!Dreamlog: The Doctor & Five Nights at Freddy's?!
Posted 10 years agoSounds like a really shitty crossover, right? Well, in all honesty, it was actually pretty terrifying. Like, really scary.
So everything starts out in a murky, dark, almost swamp-like rainforest, and there's a group of researchers looking at different creatures. Some of these are stink roaches, which are cockroaches that give off a horrible stench much like the stink bug, and some primates native to the area. A horrible storm came flooding in so everyone went inside. The base was huge, and it woulf seem the base isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's a very strange industrial site mixed in with a child's playground. It's very strange looking around the place, but when I opened a hatch above, that's when the real trouble began. It was dark, very dark, and there was only one light switch to my immediate left. I flipped the switch, and a very slight amount of ambient lighting lit the place up. I heard screams coming from downstairs. The lower part of the complex had a series of winding hallways that all seemed to link into one huge area, and it would seem they were being chased by them.
Golden Freddy and Nightmare Fredbear were picking them off one by one. Back upstairs, I found myself staring directly at Bonnie. He wasn't moving at all, and each time I looked away, he'd move closer. This confused me, but also terrified me. I realized then that we were playing a game of "Don't Blink." Don't turn away, don't blink.
They weren't animatronics, they were weeping angels.
And so it began, we tried to fend for ourselves against these terrifying beings. Fighting them off with funfire didn't help the other men any, as they were quickly picked off by Fredbear and some of the others. Nightmare's head kept following me, and each time I turned around, there it was. Then Golden Freddy showed up as well, I continued to flee as fast as I could while making sure that I kept my eyes on them. After runninf about in the lower sections, I fled to the hatch and into the main building where I first made the discovery. Then I saw the odd one out: Foxy. No matter how intently I watched him, he ran towards me. Just as he was about to knaw my face off, I used the sonic screwdriver on him and he froze. I stared into his evil eyes for a bit; those cold, empty eyes. It deeply disturbed me, but it was then that I realized that this was my chance to flee for good.
Just as I began to run, though, everything changed on me. Suddenly, I found the complex had turned into a strange, temple like structure. The animatronics had disappeared, and now the monsters from Ghoul's Forest III had showed up to kill me. The only thing that kept me alive was a group of 3 that had a protective sphere and a bow to fend them off. After talking to them and getting to know then, I realized that all of them were a family. Two parents and a child, all of them fighting for each other here. I asked them why they were here, and they told me that they had no other choice. Someone was after them; a demon, a devil even, that wanted them to be trapped here until they were dead.
Suddenly the pits of hell opened up; fire and lava and brimstone all around us; the temple had transformed into a hellish landscape, and all we had was their simple technology to fend ourselves off with. The TARDIS had disappeared so I had no choice but to stand and fight this beast myself. Wouldn't be the first time I fought the devil, so I was confident. I told them all that I would help them, and calmed everyone down, including the child.
What happened after that was a blur. I remember dropping off ice bombs to cool the lava off to walk on, and I remember killing demons and whatnot, but I don't remember anything after that.
Also I couldn't help but notice that the FNAF animatronics were all in the 4th game's appearance.
So everything starts out in a murky, dark, almost swamp-like rainforest, and there's a group of researchers looking at different creatures. Some of these are stink roaches, which are cockroaches that give off a horrible stench much like the stink bug, and some primates native to the area. A horrible storm came flooding in so everyone went inside. The base was huge, and it woulf seem the base isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's a very strange industrial site mixed in with a child's playground. It's very strange looking around the place, but when I opened a hatch above, that's when the real trouble began. It was dark, very dark, and there was only one light switch to my immediate left. I flipped the switch, and a very slight amount of ambient lighting lit the place up. I heard screams coming from downstairs. The lower part of the complex had a series of winding hallways that all seemed to link into one huge area, and it would seem they were being chased by them.
Golden Freddy and Nightmare Fredbear were picking them off one by one. Back upstairs, I found myself staring directly at Bonnie. He wasn't moving at all, and each time I looked away, he'd move closer. This confused me, but also terrified me. I realized then that we were playing a game of "Don't Blink." Don't turn away, don't blink.
They weren't animatronics, they were weeping angels.
And so it began, we tried to fend for ourselves against these terrifying beings. Fighting them off with funfire didn't help the other men any, as they were quickly picked off by Fredbear and some of the others. Nightmare's head kept following me, and each time I turned around, there it was. Then Golden Freddy showed up as well, I continued to flee as fast as I could while making sure that I kept my eyes on them. After runninf about in the lower sections, I fled to the hatch and into the main building where I first made the discovery. Then I saw the odd one out: Foxy. No matter how intently I watched him, he ran towards me. Just as he was about to knaw my face off, I used the sonic screwdriver on him and he froze. I stared into his evil eyes for a bit; those cold, empty eyes. It deeply disturbed me, but it was then that I realized that this was my chance to flee for good.
Just as I began to run, though, everything changed on me. Suddenly, I found the complex had turned into a strange, temple like structure. The animatronics had disappeared, and now the monsters from Ghoul's Forest III had showed up to kill me. The only thing that kept me alive was a group of 3 that had a protective sphere and a bow to fend them off. After talking to them and getting to know then, I realized that all of them were a family. Two parents and a child, all of them fighting for each other here. I asked them why they were here, and they told me that they had no other choice. Someone was after them; a demon, a devil even, that wanted them to be trapped here until they were dead.
Suddenly the pits of hell opened up; fire and lava and brimstone all around us; the temple had transformed into a hellish landscape, and all we had was their simple technology to fend ourselves off with. The TARDIS had disappeared so I had no choice but to stand and fight this beast myself. Wouldn't be the first time I fought the devil, so I was confident. I told them all that I would help them, and calmed everyone down, including the child.
What happened after that was a blur. I remember dropping off ice bombs to cool the lava off to walk on, and I remember killing demons and whatnot, but I don't remember anything after that.
Also I couldn't help but notice that the FNAF animatronics were all in the 4th game's appearance.
Gaming Genres - Likes & Dislikes
Posted 10 years agoSo, ladies and gentlemen, it's finally the weekend, and boy am I happy! These weeks have been long and tiring, and it's nice to have these three-day weekends (thanks to the Jewish holiday coming up that I won't be celebrating), so I decided, "Why not post a journal about game genres?"
I just got done playing a game that bothered me quite a bit, so there may be a rant or two that I might squeeze in here.
Anyways, if I happen to forget about a certain genre, let me know in the comments and I'll add it. ^.=.^Likes:
• Console Games - Pretty obvious.
• Mobile Games - Yeah, I play a few of them.
• PC Games - I'd play more of them if I had a decent computer.
• Platformers (2D & 3D) - I've been playing platformers since I was a child, and seeing as they used to be as popular as CoD is nowadays, I've played a LOT of them. Seeing as I don't have too many on my PS3 and I haven't played many of the newer games, I'll usually talk about the PS2 platformers like Vexx, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, and other obscure titles.
• First Person Shooters - Yes, I play them, and I like them. I'm terrible at them, but I have fun playing them.
• Classic Arcade Games - Sidescrollers, beat-em-ups, you name it, I'll most likely play it.
• Fighting Games - Smash Bros, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, I'll play them, but ony with another person. Solo play pisses me off.
• Games Inspired by Board Games - I love board games, and I also like playing board games in a video game form.
• Puzzle Games - Some of them frustrate me a lot, but I like playing a few of them like the Wheel of Fortune games and Jeopardy games. They're actually quite fun, especially with friends!
• Party Games - Mario Party, Mario Party 2...uh...Wii Party. Yeah...party, party, party!
• Racing Games - Boogity boogity boogity! MX Unleashed, NASCAR, Need for Speed, Mario Kart! Just don't give me a copy of Burnout Paradise...then I'll have to kill you.
Dislikes:
• RPGs - I suck at these so badly, and they're not even that entertaining for me, so bleh.
• Guessing Games - Don't know what the picture you're looking at is? Too bad! You have scrambled letters to work with and that's it.
• Empire-Building Games - Clash of Clans, Game of War, boring, boring, boring. Stop cramming it down my throat because I'm NOT GOING TO PLAY IT. Although Armello looks amazing...
• Simulator Games - If I wanted to do surgery, I could go to college and do it myself. I don't need shitty controls and a bad hitbox detection to give me the feeling of doing surgery. Better yet, why not just play OPERATION?
Slim Jesus...
Posted 10 years agoSo you may have heard of the new rapper that's out now, known as Slim Jesus. But for those of you who haven't...here's a link.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU
So...in my opinion, he's pretty good...for a carbon copy of Eminem, all down to his name.
Yeah...I like the song, but there's something distasteful about the fact that he's so much like Eminem in every way...
Maybe it's just the cynic in me.Dreamlog: On the Run Mutant
Posted 10 years agoLast night's dream was very eventful, and almost a tad convoluted, but there were just enough details for me to write out a mini story.
I was a mutant; a mutant with super special powers, and there was a certain somebody who wanted me dead for whatever reason. I had the power of flight, invisibility, intangibility, and the power to shapeshift. She was after me, and she had an entire entourage ready to capture me so she could have her way with me (and not in that way). There were many situations in which I had to nudge through small gaps, or at least fly through them. That's how I got into her house amd headquarters, and through that I found out she had such a nice family, and that she was a devoted mother and wife. It was for this that I developed a bit of sympathy for her, bmut just when that happened, I was found out.
After escaping the same way I came in, I came to my friends, for I knew they would be captured as well. I told them to hide, it doesn't matter where, just to hide as best as they can. With that, I flew off to once again face my bounty huntress and end it as quick as I could.
But before I could do that I woke up.Deleted that Rant Journal
Posted 10 years agoYeah...I deleted that journal from the other day in which I had ranted about my classmates being bigots and idiots and whatnot. Why?
Well for a couple of reasons. One, it demonstrated my lack of patience and cynical attitude towards this place that I've been to every day for the past few years. Two, I simply just didn't want that kind of negativity to be displayed on my page. Three, well...bleh, the less rant journals the better.
I want to give a special "Thank you" to zidders for his usual words of wisdom and for him being a big help to me. I'm going to work on my overall attitude and try to show some more patience for these other folks who are flawed much like I am.Some other things I'd like to talk about! First and foremost, I'm planning on drawing Nana Joy some time over the weekend, just gotta gather up the courage to do so and plan out how I want her to look. I want for her to be as pretty and big as possible, and I want for her to be the ultimate representation of the person she's inspired by. So expect that to come up some time soon.
My parents went to the storage unit today, and they gathered up some nostalgic things, including old clothes, a photo of me and my best friend from when I was 9, and best of all...classic games! My Sega Saturn, my N64, as well as plenty of games, including Freaky Flyers! Of course I'm super stoked about this and whatnot, but more than anything it makes me happy to think we'll be getting our lives back again. We're slowly bringing ourselves back into the equation, and that brings me the utmost joy.
So with that, I'm gonna head off and settle in for the evening. Hope you all have (had) a great day!What do you get...
Posted 10 years ago...when you combine a unicorn with a lizard?
Me!
*fabulous sparkles swirl around him*
Anyway, I wanted to simply say thanks to everybody for everything. No, really, all of you as a whole collective unit. Without you guys, I guarantee you I wouldn't be here right now, sitting on a brick wall at my school waiting to be educated in web development.
You guys complete me, and for that I simply have to say...
Thank you.
Me!
*fabulous sparkles swirl around him*
Anyway, I wanted to simply say thanks to everybody for everything. No, really, all of you as a whole collective unit. Without you guys, I guarantee you I wouldn't be here right now, sitting on a brick wall at my school waiting to be educated in web development.
You guys complete me, and for that I simply have to say...
Thank you.
MLG Thomas the Tank Engine
Posted 10 years agoShe is Joy...
Posted 10 years agoName: Joy Standish
Species: White Unicorn
Age: 55
Status: Single
Height: 4'10"
Weight: 620 pounds.
Abilities: Unicorn Magic
Brief Bio: The mother of Dustin and Titan, Joy - referred to as Nana by her children - is a very portly, short white Unicorn with unconditional love for her family. A single mother living in their house in the woods, she and her children live happily together. They often like engaging in fattening and inflation themed activities, as well as simple things like watching TV together, going out by a campfire in the forest and enjoying their company. She is an incarnation of pure love and joy, and she shares the love with the children she created.This character was created in loving memory of Joyce Standish. (1949-2010)Whovian Shenanigans
Posted 10 years agoSo, I don't know if you guys know this but I am a major Whovian, and I've been very far behind on Doctor Who for a very long time (I'm just now getting into season 4 of the modern incarnation), and I have to say, this show blows my mind. Some of the most brilliant storywriting in any series, and it's possibly the biggest emotional rollercoaster ever. Sometimes I'll be gasping audibly, sometimes I'll be crying, and at other times I'll be twitching because I don't know how the plot will be resolved. Hahahahahahaha~
But seriously, if you're not already watching the show, please do it. It's brilliant story telling and it's so much fun. Granted some of the CGI effects come off as barely passable, but still a great series.
But seriously, if you're not already watching the show, please do it. It's brilliant story telling and it's so much fun. Granted some of the CGI effects come off as barely passable, but still a great series.
The New and Improved Dustin Ray!
Posted 10 years agoI updated my character long ago but forgot to actually post a description of him here in a journal, so I thought why the heck not?Name: Dustin Ray
Species: Lizard
Status: It's complicated.
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 250 kg (500 pounds)
Powers: Shapeshifter, Magic User
Brief Bio: Dustin Ray is a shapeshifting lizard with a passion for music, magic, and of course, food! A self-employed musician and sponsored by Papa John's, Dustin loves to make music as much as he loves to eat, and he loves to eat as much as he loves finding new ways to use magic. He lives in a remote forest in his house with his Nana, Joy* and brother, Titan.
What's Changed:
• No longer a god.
• Not overpowered anymore
• He's by default very fat
• No longer lives in a mansion
• No longer a traveller of space
What's Remained the Same:
• Same fetishes
• Still friends with Balun
• Still fairly incestral with brother
New Attributes:
• Uses alchemy and spellcasting
• Fattens up very easily
• Inflates easily
• Has gas issues that lead to said inflation
• Taller
• Fatter
• Stretchier
*= She's a new character based off my late Nana.
Journals
Posted 10 years agoI have a bit of a question regarding these here journals.
I'm thinking about posting these more often to share ideas about artwork and other things. What do you guys think?
I'm thinking about posting these more often to share ideas about artwork and other things. What do you guys think?
Preemptively putting up a TMI Tuesday journal
Posted 10 years agoBecause why not
Also who dafuq cares lol
Also who dafuq cares lol
My Fursona is Being Updated
Posted 10 years agoSo, as you all know, my fursona has always been a slightly chubby shapeshifting god whose father is Anubis and he's super overpowered and whatnot and- well, I don't really like his backstory anymore. I don't want him to be that OP and so I'm gonna change his backstory entirely.
I'm also going to add a few new interesting attributes to him, and maybe even change his design slightly.
Now, Titan is still going to be his brother, they're still gonna be the grossly incestuous couple and Balun is still going to have relations to them. As far as their parents are concerned, I still have to consider that, and I'm also thinking of adding a new character to the family.
I'm also having plans for returing a couple of my characters or possibly even adopting them. So for anyone who's interested in adopting these said characters, I'll be glad to do so, but only if you will use them frequently in art.
With that said, I'm off to do some updating.How bad are you?
Posted 10 years agoTaken from 
izaak
HAVE YOU...
[ ] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend, even for their own benefit
[ ] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[ ] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[x] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD, even if it wasn't purchased by you.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[x] dressed gothic, for any reason
[x] dressed girly, for any reason
[x] dressed punk, for any reason
[x] dressed grunge, for any reason
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbour
[ ] had Sex with a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 26
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
[x] brushed your hair with someone else's hairbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 32
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie (many!)
[ ] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school (not without an excuse)
[ ] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 37
[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 40
[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[ ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] cheated on a test
TOTAL OVERALL: 44
Wow, I'm bad!
izaakHAVE YOU...
[ ] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[ ] bought porn
[x] tried drugs
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend, even for their own benefit
[ ] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[ ] missed curfew
[ ] stayed out all night
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[ ] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[x] been to a bar
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[x] had a spring break in Florida
[ ] sniffed anything
[x] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD, even if it wasn't purchased by you.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[x] dressed gothic, for any reason
[x] dressed girly, for any reason
[x] dressed punk, for any reason
[x] dressed grunge, for any reason
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ ] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbour
[ ] had Sex with a neighbour
TOTAL SO FAR: 26
[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[ ] dry-humped someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[ ] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
[x] brushed your hair with someone else's hairbrush
TOTAL SO FAR: 32
[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie (many!)
[ ] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school (not without an excuse)
[ ] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[ ] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age
TOTAL SO FAR: 37
[ ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ ] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[ ] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed
TOTAL SO FAR: 40
[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[ ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[ ] cheated on a test
TOTAL OVERALL: 44
Wow, I'm bad!
Chizbizz's Financial Woes (Signal Boost)
Posted 10 years agoDual-Enrollment & Other Updates
Posted 10 years agoIt's not like I post any art on this site that often, but I figured I'd let you guys know what's up.
So, as for my last two journals involving me and my family issues, everything is okay now. Contrary to popular belief, my Grandmother does actually care about me and my family. She, like myself, has a lot of mental issues - some worse than my own, but still we have our sufferings. I may not understand why she acted out the way she did; perhaps it was that she wasn't ready to go through the shelves, perhaps it was because she simply didn't want to re-hash emotions regarding her late husband, but whatever the case, I'm chalking it up to the following: That day was a bad day to do anything. I had awoken that morning to some bad personal feelings. I was having a hard time on my video game, I had some computer issues that I couldn't fix, and I felt like I couldn't do anything constructive, so I simply grabbed aome boxes from the garage and began to go through one of the shelves. It was soon obvious however that it was a bad idea and led to my Granny freaking out, which led to me having such a huge freakout that I had to call 911 just to make sure I wasn't gonna pass out and have a heart attack.
In the end, we're all friends here, and I'm going to put the blame on myself for starting things off without letting her know about it. Some may say that her behavior was inexcusable and that I was in the right for reacting the way I did to such a violent outburst, but this is her house, and my Grandfather's belongings are now hers to do with as she pleases. So, noting the fact that she's constantly procrastinating and lazy about everything she does, she didn't want to run the errands she was gonna run anyway that day, and me piling that box full of papers and whatnot sent her over the edge, and because of my actions, reality caved in on itself.
Again, I'm not giving her an excuse for acting like a total cunt, but it was my fault in the end because I put a lot of pressure on her and basically threw important papers into a box to pack away. So, none of us are angry at each other, no one is blamingb me but myself, and we're all Hubachers in the end.
Now, you're probably here because you see that dual-enrollment thing in the title, and you're probably thinking, "What is he doing?"
Well, basically my charter school - also known as a shoddy excuse for a mental institution - gave me the blessing of partially sending me to a REAL high school, also known as "part-time mainstream." They picked out one of the best schools in the county; Atlantic Technical Center (a College and High School). Just the other day, I went to the school with my Mother to get me registered for the two-year program, and I got an official acceptance letter from the school. I'm in.
So, basically, I'm taking classes for Web Design at ATC in the morning from 7-10, and then I'll be put on a bus to go to my regular school (my charter school) and spend the rest of the day there doing my normal academics. Now, of course, this means I'll have to wake up super early, have my parents drop me off at 6:30 and essentially have a school day that lasts from 7 a.m to 4 p.m. That is a 10 hour school day, and of course this means I'll be focusing a lot of my time and energy on schoolwork.
Now, this doesn't mean I won't be online and available to talk anymore, but this does mean that my note roleplayers may have to wait a little while longer, and roleplays on Skype will be few and far between.
So, come this Monday, I will officially begin my life as an adult. This does make me nervous, but damn am I excited. ^.=.^Dustin the Floor
Posted 10 years agoI couldn't really come up with a title for this journal so I just made an irrelevant pun that has no context in this journal whatsoever.
Now, here's where I stand in my situation with my Grandmother. Yesterday's incident was simply a bad day, obviously, for all of us as a whole. My Granny's usual neurotic behavior boils down to her not wanting to go anywhere or do anything, and what she usually does all day long is bitch and complain about having to do things. She'll complain about having to do dishes, having to take a shower, having to go to the store, every single day she spends doing this. What I'm going to chalk yesterday up to was that she was doing her usual psychotic rambling about not wanting to do anything, and it ended up going to the point of total nonsense and insanity. She complained about us not doing anything to help her, and the main reason she was mad at me for trying to pack up my Grandfather's belongings into boxes was because - according to her in her own parallel dimension - my Uncle Keith's belongings were packed away and never to be seen again. She yelled at me about how she already has boxes that she has to go theough (that have sat there for months that she doesn't even touch) and went as far as to say "I'm not going to have anywhere to sleep if we keep boxing things up!"
Of course, all of what she says and all of her "poor me" games are complete and total horse shit. She is a lazy, unappreciative bum who uses us to do all her work. My parents work many hard and long hours in retail just to earn money for ourselves and this lazy cunt, plus she's getting paid by the government to do absolutely nothing beneficial to this family. Yet, in the midst of her psychotic babble, she proceeds to tell us that we don't pay her anything, we don't do anything for her, yet we're the one doing all the work for her. Again, I'd love to just take a hatchet and bury it deep into her hollow skull, but apparently that's againt the law. *obvious sarcasm*
The reason why all of this makes me so angry is because of how much we pander to her, how much we cater to her every single need, and she goes out of her way to tell us that she appreciates it, but deep down inside it's absolutely nothing to her, and we're all the freeloaders instead. Not only does that piss me off, but the reason I wanted to move my Grandfather's belongings out anyway is because of this: I spend all day in his room. My bedroom is my Grandfather's old office, and what this means is that I'm forced to stare at his shit all day long. Useless papers, plaques that mean nothing, and TLC CONTRACTING everywhere. Business cards, invoices, paperwork, all his shit is sitting on the shelves that I could use to make this room my own. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO, this isn't even my room to begin with, this isn't our house, it's hers.
All of these events led to me having to call a paramedic because I felt as if I were having a heart attack. My breathing was short, I felt dizzy, I felt faint, and in spite of all of this my Granny kept playing that poor me game with my parents to justify her actions against me. So not only is my Granny taking a mental toll on me, but a physical one as well. The only thing that calmed me down yesterday was a tranquilizer pill.
So here's where we stand now: Granny and I (from what I understand) are "cool" now. She doesn't seem to be mad at me anymore (albeit a little quiet), and I'm not angry at her...well, sort of, but I'm not gonna argue with her anymore because fuck that shit.
All I want to say in light of this is thank you. Thanks to all of you who commented and showed your support, and thanks to all of you in general who simply are there for me and are a part of my life. I literally would not be able to survive all of this or put up with all this bullshit if you guys weren't here for me. You all make such a huge impact on my life, and I want to say thanks a trillion to each and every single one of you.
Sadly, as much as I'd love to abandon this place and go out, find a job, and maybe even find a place of my own, none of us can do anything about our living situation. Whether she appreciates it or not, she needs the help that we're so desperately trying to provide for her, and even after telling us to fuck off, we have no choice but to cater to every one of her needs until that sweet, sweet day where she drops dead and ends the torture for all of us.
Thanks a million to every one of you again, simply for commenting and showing how much you care. I wish I could meet all of you and bear hug each and every one of you, maybe with a peck on the cheek. x3Hubacher = Hitler
Posted 10 years agoThe Hubacher Family Tree:
• Me = A kindhearted guy with anger problems that only wants nothing more than to help people and make them happy.
• Dad = Kindhearted, but is racist and anti-LGBT, and is a Fox News republican.
• Mom = Awesome.
• Granny = Stupid neurotic cunt with no fuckig bearing on reality; a greedy money-grabbing whore who doesn't appreciate anything that anyone does for her.
• Granddad = Tyrannical mini-Hitler who killed himself because he hated our family and didn't give a fuck about anyone around him.
• Great Granny = Hitler.
• Great Granddad = Hitler.
My family is hitler.
I've been living for 3-4 years in this shitty household with my family and two unappreciative dick-suckers of Grandparents. One of them killed themselves because he hated all of us and did nothing for us. My Granny (who is sadly still alive) just flipped out on me today and got mad at me for wanting to clean my room. It is here in which she proceeds to tell us that we don't pay her anything, don't do anything for her. YET, WE DO ALL THE CLEANING, ALL THE HOUSEWORK, ALL THE DISHED, AND SHE SITS ON HER FUCKING ASS AND WATCHES SOAP OPERAS.
Fuck my life, I hate my family, I hate my life, and I just want to fucking life to see my life get better. I need a change, and I need it now.
• Me = A kindhearted guy with anger problems that only wants nothing more than to help people and make them happy.
• Dad = Kindhearted, but is racist and anti-LGBT, and is a Fox News republican.
• Mom = Awesome.
• Granny = Stupid neurotic cunt with no fuckig bearing on reality; a greedy money-grabbing whore who doesn't appreciate anything that anyone does for her.
• Granddad = Tyrannical mini-Hitler who killed himself because he hated our family and didn't give a fuck about anyone around him.
• Great Granny = Hitler.
• Great Granddad = Hitler.
My family is hitler.
I've been living for 3-4 years in this shitty household with my family and two unappreciative dick-suckers of Grandparents. One of them killed themselves because he hated all of us and did nothing for us. My Granny (who is sadly still alive) just flipped out on me today and got mad at me for wanting to clean my room. It is here in which she proceeds to tell us that we don't pay her anything, don't do anything for her. YET, WE DO ALL THE CLEANING, ALL THE HOUSEWORK, ALL THE DISHED, AND SHE SITS ON HER FUCKING ASS AND WATCHES SOAP OPERAS.
Fuck my life, I hate my family, I hate my life, and I just want to fucking life to see my life get better. I need a change, and I need it now.
There's nothing here
Posted 10 years agoThis Blows Dick's
Posted 10 years agoSo...I spent all $150 of my birthday money getting a punching bag, gloves, and hand wraps from Dick's sporting goods, and what ends up happening is that not only can I not hang the bag from a stud in the ceiling in the garage, but in order to get a heavy bag stand, I have to spend another $120 just to purchase a separate stand. So, I have all the equipment I need, but because I have nowhere to hang the bag, it's totally useless.
Thanks, Dick's. Way to warn me in advance about having to hang a fucking bag.
Thanks, Dick's. Way to warn me in advance about having to hang a fucking bag.
Also the title is a pun.