Levitating fatties.

Yeah, fat furs levitating is a lot of fun. It also leaves many doors open for other possibilities as well, such as implied inflation and other stuff.

Also yeah, it's been a while since I posted a journal.

Too bad I'll be doing absolutely nothing to celebrate it this year.

I went to a really lame party yesterday, but other than that...I won't be going out to get any candy.

Besides I'm too old for that...growing old sucks.

Anyways, hope you all have a good one. ^.=.^

Hey, everybody! I have great news! My computer's internet has finally been restored, and I can now use Skype on my desktop for all sorts of fun! I'm so psyched! Now I have all the privacy in the world, plus I got my Linux machine working again! I'm so happy!


Now to wait for Skype to update all its' messages. I may be here for a while. >.>

Taken from  PD1992

VAMPIRE
[x] You'd Rather Be Pale Than Tan.
[ ] You Like To Eat Or Drink Red Things.
[x] You're Lustful/Sexual.
[ ] When You're Kissing Someone, You Tend To Bite Them.
[ ] You're Dark, Mysterious, And Seductive.
[ ] You've Tasted Your Own Blood Before And Liked It.
[x] Being Out In The Sun Too Long Makes You Feel Weak.
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[x] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[ ] You're more active at night
Total: 4


INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS
[x] You're Incredibly Lustful/Sexual.
[ ] Sex Is Almost Always On Your Mind.
[ ] You Could Make Someone Completely In Love With You By Merely Kissing Them.
[x] You're Not A Virgin.
[x] You Burn Through Lovers Quickly.
[ ] You Can Make Love With Someone And Drop Them In The Same Breath.
[x] If You Don't "Feed" Your Lust, You Go Insane.
[ ] You Have Strong/Long Nails.
[ ] You Could Get Nearly Anyone You Want.
Total: 4


WEREWOLF
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[x] You Love The Moon.
[x] You're Very Loyal.
[x] If You Love Someone, You'll Do Whatever You Possibly Can To Protect Them.
[x] You Would Go On A Devastated Rampage Should Your Loved Ones Be Harmed.
[x] You Like Dogs.
[x] You're fairly Sturdy in stature. (You could say that)
[x] You're Either A Good Leader Or A Solitary Person.
[x] You Have A Hard Time Controlling Yourself Half Of The Time.
Total: 9

NEKO(Cat-Person)/WERECAT
[x] You Like Cats.
[ ] You're lithe and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] You Like Gymnastics.
[ ] You Love To Eat Seafood.
[x] You're Affectionate And Cozy.
[ ] If Someone Is Able To Sneak Up On You And Startle You, You Jump Up Or Swat At Them.
[ ] You Like Yarn.
[ ] You Like Chasing Things.
[ ] You're An Excellent Hunter/Fighter.
Total: 2

ZOMBIE
[x] You're An Outcast.
[ ] You Feel As If You're Not Truly Alive.
[ ] You'll Moan When You're Hurt Rather Than Scream Or Cry
[x] You Tend To Zone Out.
[ ] You Don't Feel Very Smart.
[ ] You Like Worms.
[x] You Like Taking Things Slowly.
[x] You Like Odd Foods.
[ ] You Prefer To Suffer In Silence.
[ ] You Don't Get Much Sleep.
Total: 4


SPIRIT/GHOST
[ ] You're Invisible.
[ ] You Have An Oddly Eerie Presence.
[ ] You Can Send Chills Down A Person's Spine Just By Looking At Them.
[ ] You Have Messy Hair That Is Partially/Completely In Your Face.
[x] You're Incredibly Gentle.
[x] You're Very Shy Around Someone You Find Attractive
[ ] You Tend To Simply Disappear When no One's Looking.
[ ] You Enjoy Scaring People.
[ ] You Like The Indoors.
[x] You Are Deeply Connected To The Ones You Love No Matter What Happens.
Total: 3


GHOUL
[ ] You Will Eat Just About Anything.
[ ] You Like To Attack People Verbally Or Physically.
[ ] You Are Thrilled If You Can Make Someone Bleed.
[ ] You Wouldn't Care If You Hurt Someone As Long As You Can Get What You Want From Them.
[ ] You Like Stalking People.
[ ] You Find It Fun To Crawl Into Tight, Small, Cramped, Dirty Spaces.
[x] You Get Hungry Easily.
[ ] You Like Torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[ ] You Like The Idea Of Being Insane.
Total: 1

WITCH
[ ] You're Into Wicca/Paganism.
[x] You Like Magical Objects.
[x] You Believe In Magic.
[ ] You Perform Odd Rituals On A Daily Basis.
[ ] People Find You Intolerably Cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You Feel Deeply In Touch With Nature And Hate Industrialization.
[x] You Love Black Cats/Ravens.
[ ] You Practice Voodoo
[ ] You Tend To Laugh Hysterically While Picking Up On Someone You Find Attractive.
Total: 3

SHAPE-SHIFTER
[x] You Have Different Personalities.
[x] Your Style Could Change From Goth To Preppy In The Same Second.
[/] You Have More Than One Lover.
[x] You're Unpredictable.
[x] You Would Change Yourself Entirely To Fit In.
[x] You Are Fond Of Many Different Things.
[x] You Can Easily Get Out Of Trouble By Changing Your Demeanor.
[x] You often say one thing and mean another.
[x] You Like To Leave Your Clothes On The Floor After Taking Them Off. (Not just on the floor)
Total: 8 1/2

DEMON
[x] You Have A Very Bad Temper.
[x] You're Usually Angry. (wake up cranky)
[ ] You Have To Make Other People Miserable With Every Breath That You Take.
[ ] You Worship Satan.
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[ ] You love to mess with people's heads.
[ ] You Could Do Just About Anything Bad To Someone And Feel Proud.
[ ] You Laugh When Other People Are Hurt.
[ ] Physically Harming Someone Turns You On.
[ ] You Respond To An Insult By Viciously Attacking The Other Person.
Total: 1

ANGEL
[x] You're A Very Good Person.
[x] You Take Care With Everything You Do.
[x] You Can Be Extremely Serious.
[x] You're Gentle And Kind To Even Your Worst Enemies.
[x] You Cannot Hold A Grudge Against Anyone.
[x] You Would Gladly Endure Anything For The Sake Of The Ones You Love.
[ ] You're A Virgin/Have Never Kissed Anyone Apart From Family.
[x] People See You As Being Very Pure
[x] You Are Obedient And Follow Rules Without Question.
[ ] You Love God.
Total: 8


Fairy/Elf
[ ] You Enchant People.
[x] You Like Organic Things.
[x] You're Almost Always Smiling.
[x] You Love The World Around You.
[x] You Get Attached To Animals Easily.
[ ] You're A Walking-Talking Chick-Flick/Prince-Charming.
[x] You Fall In Love Easily.
[x] You Don't HATE Anyone.
[x] You Have A Very Bright/Bubbly/Friendly Personality.
[x] You like long hair (yet I'm bugged by my own hair, lol)
Total: 8

results: Shapeshifter


How convenient! My fursona is a shapeshifter, so I must be true to my kind!

I met this fursuiter girl in my dream last night. Her fursona was super cute, and as shy as I was to go up and say hello, she let me approach and even hugged me. There was another fursuiter nearby, and I was a bit nervous as to whether or not the other person was her mate. But she hugged me and we even played a game for a bit. I really enjoyed her company, so that's why I was surprised when they suddenly left. I followed after her to try and get her Fur Affinity, but she snapped back at me. The other fursuiter was her boyfriend, and the both of them were upset that I was interacting too closely with her.

Inside the fursuit she was a sweetheart, but without her fursuit, she was mean. Of course, I was sad, but I eventually moved on and carried on with the day...

---

I had another dream involving the Doctor. However, the details were blurry and I don't remember much. I do know that it was an exciting dream, and I'm sad that I can't point out details. :c

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17963692/

Jinx wrote this short story as part of a commission example. His stories are only $2.50, so go give it a look see!

My day's been a bit odd. Something's changing in the environment and everyone's being affected by it. Perhaps it's the fact that summer is ending soon and fall is bringing in new weather, but...things have been odd today.


First and foremost, because of PSATs today, my morning class was empty. I worked in silence on my CSS and HTML work. However, in the midst of my work, I had to use the reatroom, nothing new, but what I had to do just to use the restroom was odd. The restroom was extremely odd. One of them was locked from the inside, and the other was damn near clogged. I unclogged one stall and decided I'd do a nice thing by crawling under the stall to unlock the door. Thankfully the floor was clean, so I didn't have a huge issue with that. But I thought about it for a bit and was extremely confused as to why someone would do that. Of course I eventually got over it and moved on with my day.


My other school was active with negative energy. I couldn't even focus in my first class, and I ended up snapping in my second class. Tha kfully I didn't snap too badly, and regained my composure really quickly. This is a huge step in the right direction for me, but at the same time it made me think about some of the things I've been angry about. This person that I dispise of so much is not only a nice person, but he's so much better than me. People like him so much for the same reason that I hate him, and people have such a nice attitude towards him, when people seem to largely ignore me and don't find me as entertaining. Well- I can't really say that, because people enjoy my company at school, but not for the same reason that they like this other person. So...I don't know what to make of him at this point.


The rest of my day went smoothly, and I finally realized why things were so odd. Things at home had shifted. My Grandmother finally had the cleaning lady come and clean the house, and because of the spiritual connection between my parents, I felt the change in vibe. Granny acted as if she were so happy, and she seemed as if she were in a psychotic bliss. It scared me a bit, but at the same time, it made me feel good to think that she could finally feel something remotely close to happiness. Plus the house was cleaned and organized, which felt good.


I don't know...things just seemed odd today. Odd occurences, odd feelings, just...weird.

I literally just woke up, so these details may be a bit scattered, but I just thought of a few things that my fursona, Dustin, is capable of.

• Dustin doesn't produce waste such as feces or urine. Instead he releases whatever is needed to be filtered out of his body in the form of gas. Considering how much junk food he eats, it's no surprise that he's extremely gassy sometimes, and can even inflate if he holds it in for just a minute.

• Dustin studies multiple forms of magic. He's studied spells, used alchemy (with a little help from a certain fat dragon), and even some body energy type of stuff. It is for this reason that Dustin's taught himself how to fly without having to shapeshift and use wings. Although he prefers using wings because they're cooler.

• Dustin, much like me, is a bit of a horn dog. However, because he explicitly partakes in activities of the NSFW kind, he's been given the status of being kind of a slut. Nobody really judges him for it, but it's a personal thig that he doesn't like to admit.

• There's a secret pathway that Dustin takes out into the woods surrounding his home (as it is his natural habitat) that leads to a clearing. It's in this area that he likes to relax, light a campfire, or even do some more naughty activities, such as inflate himself or release his inner nudist. He likes feeling the cold forest air against his naked body, and it's for this reason that he's kept this area a secret. That's not to say that he likes to streak elsewhere, considering this is a rather remote forest in which not many people go to.

• Dustin's house is a two-story building that also includes a basement. A chimeny connected to two fireplaces runs through this building, and the basement is where they hang out the most. Their living room is down there, and so they watch TV and play video games in this area. Now, when you walk through the front door, the first thing you see is the dining room and the stairway that leads up. If you go directly forward, the kitchen and adjacent eating area lies to the right. To your left from this area is an entertainment room, a computer room, and one of two restrooms. The door opposite to the restroom is the stairwell that leads to the basement. Upstairs is Joy's bedroom and Titan, Krayden, and Dustin's bedroom. Krayden and Titan share a bunk bed, while Dustin has his own bed.

• They have a nice little area in their backyard in which they grill, socialize with friends, and even have some parties.

• Dustin's hair doesn't grow and cannot be cut, but it can be styled and played around with.

• Dustin loves head rubs, and will most likely scritch your head or run his hands across your scalp as a sign of affection.

That's all for now!

I'm bored. I wanna talk about fetishes. X3

You know what I like, so if you'd like we can talk about it right here in the comments. ^^

No shame to be had. Be open and honest!

Last night I dreamt up something amazing, but I personally don't remember too many details, and since I leave for school soon, I'll put a few of the details up and type up a creative story later.

- The Daleks invaded planet Earth to accost the Doctor and destroy humankind, but I had a secret plan to have the "Ironsides" fight against the Daleks in an all out showdown. After constant firing from both sides, they stopped and stared each other down for some reason. They didn't speak, didn't move, just stared. I asked the Doctor why, and he told me that they were so angry that they couldn't function properly.

- A time paradix left me in a series of unfortunate events that could only be resolved by the mysterious Rover Song. She told me that this part wasn't the point in which River Song knew her, so she was in the wrong place on his timeline. The Doctor questioned her in rage, but she only responded by transporting us back to Earth. It is here in which I hijacked a Dalek ship in the midst of the invasion, and piloted it myself, which was tons of fun.

- The Doctor and I were investigating a school somewhere in the countryside, and what I would eventually find out would lead me into a loop of continuous death. I was given a special suit to investigate the odd-looking lower sections of the building that were flooded. What we found out was that it was a lab that someone built in secret ages ago, and after draining these sections, zombies came after me. I was overrun by all of them and killed. However, in a strange turn of events, I woke up walking behind the Doctor as we entered the building.

- Each time I died something changed, and I found out more about the school and the lab beneath, which led me to a confrontation with the scientist who built these lower quadrants. He spoke of his creations as children as they once again overcame me. This time, never to wake up.


To be contined...

So, a while back when I was watching a video from Watchmojo.com (which I've currently developed a strong dislike for, but that's another story), and this group called "Steam Powered Giraffe" appeared in the introduction sequence. I couldn't help but take a moment to write a note on this and look it up for myself, and what I found is one of my new favorite music groups of all time. An eclectic blend of jazz, folk, electronic, soft rock, and a variety of ther genres, these men with the golden voices have churned out some wonderful stuff. Take a look at some of the following as an example.



Brass Goggles

Honeybee

The Pulls

Hello everyone. ^.=.^ The sun hasn't arrived yet, but that won't stop me from beinging sunshine into everyone's day!


Anyway, I'd just like to say that life has progressively been getting better and better over the past couple of months. Now that the summer has passed and I'm no longer bored out of my skull, I can finally keep my mind occupied on certain things. My days have been very long, but every time those days end, I feel satisfied. Sure I have bad days, and all, since I'm still going to that charter school, but I couldn't possibly be happier with my morning class. It's so much fun, and it's so worth it in the end, because I'm learning everything about business and job etiquette on the side.

Also, I finally figured out why my feelings have been muted over the past few months or so. The weather! Now that everything is cooling down, and the humidity is dropping, I feel so much better! My senses are alive again, and now I'm inspired by things! This is the only time of year in which living in this state is decent. Yes, I do hate Florida, but times like this makes a lizard feel good.


I started playing Kingdom Hearts 2 on my PS3. At first, I hated it; the side quest on the second day in which you had to grind for "munny" was the most irritating and boring side quest ever. I was even more angry after you lose it all after having worked for that long. However, I played onward, and after the first of 50 bosses, I must say I am very excited to continue playing. The blending of Disney characters with the Final Fantasy stuff is actually pretty good, and even though it's a bit distracting at times hearing Donald Duck's voice in a dream sequence after being in the main world for so long. I must also comment that the writing is...poor at times. It's passable, but there are times when the writing peaks, and when it drops. For example, one of the members of Seifer's gang has literally no personality; his only defining character trait is that he says "y'know" at the end of every sentence (which is extremely annoying, by the way).

Of course, I wouldn't praise this game if it weren't for the combat system. The combat system in this game is fun. Now, I always tell my friends that I'm really bad at RPGs, but when I say that this game has a good combat system, that tells you something. I always tell my friends about my experience with "Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance" on Gamecube, but this is new. This is a combination of 3D platformer, a bit of Zelda, and does actually have really good RPG elements. For a lizard - that got a Game Over screen on Fire Emblem's tutorial level - to say that I beat the first boss with relative ease really says something about these gameplay mechanics. They work, with a little bit of floatiness at times, but I really had fun with it.

That is once I got past that stupid side quest that drove me to AVGN levels of rant, but thank god for my friend texting me that I only had to make 800 munny.

Anyways, hope you all have a great day today, and remember to stay beautiful. <3

Fur Affinity's banner got changed to the lmao emoji.

Is it just me or is it like that for everyone else?

There's this one fur who's posting blatant porn of themselves on the site without tagging it in the marure or adult category.

Thanks, sir. Now everyone can see your cock, balls, and asshole, even those who are underage and don't wanna see that.

*shakes my head* This fandom, man...sometimes can be a really upsetting thing.

...I have nothing to say.

It's midnight, I'm having really bad stomach issues, and sweating, and losing sleep, and fretting over the school that I'm gonna miss because of this god damn stomach problem.

I'm a grumpy lizard, needless to say.

Well...this lizard's got some kind of flu-like virus, so I'm gonna end up missing a day of school. uwu I hate missing an html class, but I can't go in with the way I feel.

Well...back to bed it is, I guess.

I feel like I'm always disappointing people whenever we make plans, or just in general I can disappoint people. Sometimes I'll cut myself off in the middle of an roleplay for stupid reasons, and other times I'll just say "I don't feel like it." I just feel like a disappointment to folks, and that's why I am making this vow.

I'm gonna finish every roleplay that I start.

I'm gonna come through when there's plans made.

I'm not gonna be a bitch and say I don't feel like it.

Now, as you know, I'm not Jewish by any means, but I know a lot of my friends and whatnot who are celebrating Yom Kippur (the Jewish New Year), and so I figured I'd give a shout out to those who will be eating absolutely nothing for the next 24 hours. More power to ya!

Also FALL HAS BEGUN. PREPARE TO MAKE EVERYTHING PUMPKIN SPICED FLAVOR.

Have at it~

Got this from  sabre_t_tiger


A- Age:
18

B- Biggest fear:
Dying alone.

C- Cold weather or Warm weather?:
Cold weather.

D- Drink you last had:
Water.

E- Extraterrestrials (Aliens), are they real?:
They do exist, I know they do. Whether or not they've visited Earth is up for debate.

F- First thing you do when you woke up:
Turned off my music on my phone.

G- Ghosts, are they real?:
Yes, but I don't know if they can materialize and go "Boo," and all that.

H- How tall are you?:
5'4" (we're the same height?)

I- In love with someone (Just answer Yes or No):
Sort of.

J- Jealous of someone (Just answer Yes or No):
Sometimes.

K- Killed Someone?:
Of course not!

L- Last time you cried?:
Almost cried yesterday after watching Doctor Who.

M- Music genre you hate the most:
Hard to say, I'm pretty open to anything.

N- Newest adquisition:
Do you mean acquisition?

O- One Wish:
To embody my fursona.

P- Pie, which flavor you like the most?:
Pumpkin!

Q- Question you usually ask:
What's for dinner?

R- Reason to smile:
My friends.

S- Song you like the most:
Hard to say. I've got "Wrong Way" by Sublime stuck in my head.

T- Time you woke up:
5:30ish

U- Underwear Color:
Dark gray.

V- Video Game you like the most:
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger.

W- Worst Habit:
Clicking my teeth to a beat.

X- X-Rays you've had:
One...?

Y- Your favorite food:
Pizza

Z- Zodiac Sign:
Leo