Anal sex is very similar to cooking:

You must slather the butter around the pan, slowly.
Make sure there's a nice slick coating.
Don't take on the heat. Let the heat take on you.
Don't let that pan get from you.
Get in as deep as possible.
Shove your entire package of meat into the pan.
Your excitement for your meal will take over you quickly.
Bon Appetit! Dinner is served, you fucking Butt Slutting Whore. :3

On the next episode of Kanin's Doggy Bowl, I'll go over with you:
how stuffing the turkey is best with a co-chef can help you serve more helping for a bigger group. :3

I am Kanin, and keep your meat fresh and your fruit juicy and clean. :3