KA-BOOM!!! Goes the Soda-Pop.
Posted 17 hours agoEver now and then, I makes my own ginger ale (based on those quick
recipes online).
After it's made, I'd pour it up into 2-liter bottles (cleaned and saved from
previous forays in soda drinking by mom and I), and let it become my own
ginger ale a couple of days afterwards.
I missed a bottle under my desk.
It EXPLODED.
Can anyone recall those Works bombs people sometimes made?
IT WAS THAT LOUD.
Scared mom out of her wits, but it sure as hell scared the FUCK out of me!!
What a mess to clean up! Two liters of home-made ginger ale shot to Hell!
Lesson learned: bleed the pressure off of your homemade "brew"
or deal with the huge-assed mess afterwards...
Now I'm giggling my ass off about it.
recipes online).
After it's made, I'd pour it up into 2-liter bottles (cleaned and saved from
previous forays in soda drinking by mom and I), and let it become my own
ginger ale a couple of days afterwards.
I missed a bottle under my desk.
It EXPLODED.
Can anyone recall those Works bombs people sometimes made?
IT WAS THAT LOUD.
Scared mom out of her wits, but it sure as hell scared the FUCK out of me!!
What a mess to clean up! Two liters of home-made ginger ale shot to Hell!
Lesson learned: bleed the pressure off of your homemade "brew"
or deal with the huge-assed mess afterwards...
Now I'm giggling my ass off about it.
June was no fun this year...
Posted 3 months agoTWO WEEKS AGO...
... Found out that a neighbor of mine passed away. She'd call on me to help take out her garbage,
take her clothes and bed sheets to wash, and take her groceries up to her apartment up a flight of
stairs. I felt good, being able to lend a hand... I know you guys had a nice neighbor you'd help
out in your neighborhood. That said, I'm sure you understand.
TODAY... I realized lightning had struck really, REALLY CLOSE. Had a thunderstorm roll in.
After a while, the rain was coming down.
KABOOM!!!
I thought a bolt of lightning had struck at a cell phone tower.
I was wrong.
It had struck at a large pine tree at the playground.
I didn't know until after the storm subsided and I was headed for the mailbox.
The tree had several places where it bark was blasted off by the sudden expansion
and contraction by the violently explosive electrical discharge, along with cracks
and debris where it nearly split from it, too.
I'm no arborist, but I can tell that tree is going to be coming down very soon.
... Found out that a neighbor of mine passed away. She'd call on me to help take out her garbage,
take her clothes and bed sheets to wash, and take her groceries up to her apartment up a flight of
stairs. I felt good, being able to lend a hand... I know you guys had a nice neighbor you'd help
out in your neighborhood. That said, I'm sure you understand.
TODAY... I realized lightning had struck really, REALLY CLOSE. Had a thunderstorm roll in.
After a while, the rain was coming down.
KABOOM!!!
I thought a bolt of lightning had struck at a cell phone tower.
I was wrong.
It had struck at a large pine tree at the playground.
I didn't know until after the storm subsided and I was headed for the mailbox.
The tree had several places where it bark was blasted off by the sudden expansion
and contraction by the violently explosive electrical discharge, along with cracks
and debris where it nearly split from it, too.
I'm no arborist, but I can tell that tree is going to be coming down very soon.
Starting over.
Posted 4 months ago... And I thought *I* had a potty mouth!
Posted 6 months agoDamn... Even though this article was dated at February 4, 2025. I read through
Samuel L. Jackson was at 4th Place (301) while Jonah Hill dropped the most (376)!
Whoa...
13 Actors with the Most On-Screen F-Bombs
...Samuel L. Jackson was at 4th Place (301) while Jonah Hill dropped the most (376)!
Whoa...
I didn't until know until now...
Posted 7 months agoI didn't know Yami had met their maker a couple of weeks back...
Damn. :-|
I was hoping to make a story with Captain Frying Pan in it... *head-desk*
I curse my lateness.
Damn. :-|
I was hoping to make a story with Captain Frying Pan in it... *head-desk*
I curse my lateness.
G******n it... are you back on *THAT SHIT* again?!
Posted 10 months agoNine years ago, I had this shitty confrontation with my brother...
Again, I had this... "discussion" with my brother...
Wouldn't it be just IRONIC if HE had faced some heat for the SAME THING?
I'm keeping my hands out of this, but still... anyone know of any remote work I can do?
Because I DO want to GTFO ASAP PDQ and be like D-Day at the end of "National Lampoon's Animal House".
Again, I had this... "discussion" with my brother...
Wouldn't it be just IRONIC if HE had faced some heat for the SAME THING?
I'm keeping my hands out of this, but still... anyone know of any remote work I can do?
Because I DO want to GTFO ASAP PDQ and be like D-Day at the end of "National Lampoon's Animal House".
Better batten down your hatches...
Posted 10 months agoATTENTION: EARLY WINTER STORM ALERT!!!
Fifteen states is gonna get hit with some winter storm conditions, and some of our friends in the those areas
are gonna catch frozen hell from the Carolinas to California for 3 straight days! Better grab some soup, supplies, coffee, tea, and T-P
while you still can!!!
Fifteen states is gonna get hit with some winter storm conditions, and some of our friends in the those areas
are gonna catch frozen hell from the Carolinas to California for 3 straight days! Better grab some soup, supplies, coffee, tea, and T-P
while you still can!!!
What in the...
Posted 11 months agoWhat in the motherfuck this genius was thinking grabbing a 6k volt electric fence?
What in the flying fuck?!
What in the flying fuck?!
When I get all of the strips posted...
Posted 11 months ago... on my other account, I'll end the wedding arc.
Then start anew.
Oh, BTW... I had been busy IRL to not do so.
Then start anew.
Oh, BTW... I had been busy IRL to not do so.
On second thought... maybe not.
Posted a year agoRemember when I was contemplating on
going back online with my Windows XP laptop a while back?
And you guys warned me not to do so?
Well, I didn't... why?
REASON #1: Too wrapped up with everyday things to do so...
And REASON #2: ... *THIS* pretty much confirmed it.
Well... :meh: ...time to look for reasonably good employment.
*Starts playing a familiar song by the Silhouettes* Sha-na-na-nah Sha-na-na-na-na-nah Wha-Oh!
Be safe, RL and online, too.
going back online with my Windows XP laptop a while back?
And you guys warned me not to do so?
Well, I didn't... why?
REASON #1: Too wrapped up with everyday things to do so...
And REASON #2: ... *THIS* pretty much confirmed it.
Well... :meh: ...time to look for reasonably good employment.
*Starts playing a familiar song by the Silhouettes* Sha-na-na-nah Sha-na-na-na-na-nah Wha-Oh!
Be safe, RL and online, too.
I didn't know that I could do that.
Posted a year agoI didn't know that I could upload art pics via USB to my phone on to my art sites.
Learning something new is a surprise for anyone.
No surprise that I have to delete the pictures
from off of my phone afterwards.
*chuckles*
Learning something new is a surprise for anyone.
No surprise that I have to delete the pictures
from off of my phone afterwards.
*chuckles*
CRASHED.
Posted a year agoTyped out on a secondhand phone.
At the start of March, my computer decided to go
on the fritz. When that happened, I then tried to get
my other computer (running Windows XP) to get back onto the net, but the wireless modem wasn't working.
I tried to get it running by running the program that reinstalls the driver.
BIG MISTAKE.
However, it was a good thing that I had backups
for that, but it looks like the modem is still not
working.
I hate to say it, but, I think that I may have do a factory reset on it to get reconnected to the net.
Wish me luck in that or finding an alternative solution to my problem.
At the start of March, my computer decided to go
on the fritz. When that happened, I then tried to get
my other computer (running Windows XP) to get back onto the net, but the wireless modem wasn't working.
I tried to get it running by running the program that reinstalls the driver.
BIG MISTAKE.
However, it was a good thing that I had backups
for that, but it looks like the modem is still not
working.
I hate to say it, but, I think that I may have do a factory reset on it to get reconnected to the net.
Wish me luck in that or finding an alternative solution to my problem.
Now that it's now 2024...
Posted 2 years agoNow that it's now 2024... I have to make a new resolution...
Last year's was "Get Things Done"...
...Now it's five.
· Get Shit Done... FASTER AND BETTER As Possible.
· Don't Get Distracted.
· Keep BS (Drama, Angst, and Spiteful Fuckers) Out of My Life... Or At Least Keep It Down To A Dull Roar.
· Make Sure That The Events of 10/12/2023 NEVER FUCKING REPEATS... EVER.
· GET SHIT DONE... PERIOD.
Yes, 2023... GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!
Last year's was "Get Things Done"...
...Now it's five.
· Get Shit Done... FASTER AND BETTER As Possible.
· Don't Get Distracted.
· Keep BS (Drama, Angst, and Spiteful Fuckers) Out of My Life... Or At Least Keep It Down To A Dull Roar.
· Make Sure That The Events of 10/12/2023 NEVER FUCKING REPEATS... EVER.
· GET SHIT DONE... PERIOD.
Yes, 2023... GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!
Crap... RL intrudes just too much sometimes.
Posted 2 years agoI managed to get Telbert pic done and I need to scan The Velvet Moth's pic...
But, egad, I haven't gotten a moment's rest trying to keep the housekeeping from going
into Sisyphus-levels of irritation.
All I need to do is get my tail moving again.
Sorry for my own slowness.
But, egad, I haven't gotten a moment's rest trying to keep the housekeeping from going
into Sisyphus-levels of irritation.
All I need to do is get my tail moving again.
Sorry for my own slowness.
F@#%-Damn it...
Posted 2 years ago... If I knew how bad today was with the double ass-chewing I had gotten,
if I were psychic, I'd have sprinkled salt, pepper, and other seasonings on my ass-cheeks!
*starts playing "Bad Day" by Fuel*
if I were psychic, I'd have sprinkled salt, pepper, and other seasonings on my ass-cheeks!
*starts playing "Bad Day" by Fuel*
Gotta get my @$$ back in gear... any need a commission?
Posted 2 years agoBills getting too numerous.
My state ID has been expired for 3 straight years.
Can't get a job without one.
... ... ... .... ...
All just pissing me off.
Anybody need a $10 commission?
(I am NOT going to do my Ben Stein imitation about this.)
My state ID has been expired for 3 straight years.
Can't get a job without one.
... ... ... .... ...
All just pissing me off.
Anybody need a $10 commission?
(I am NOT going to do my Ben Stein imitation about this.)
I just rememered...! *starts building*
Posted 2 years agoI had forgotten that I had an account that had been gathering dust... shame on me.
https/www.furaffinity.net/user/wallaroo
I'll need to be uploading my comics there, too!
https/www.furaffinity.net/user/wallaroo
I'll need to be uploading my comics there, too!
*Sounds of hammers and drills are heard*
Posted 2 years agoStarted posting comics from my site to here.
Let's just say a certain hyena inspired me to do so.
*waves to KDNightstar *
More to come... once I straighten out some of them and enhance some others.
Se ya then!
Let's just say a certain hyena inspired me to do so.
*waves to KDNightstar *
More to come... once I straighten out some of them and enhance some others.
Se ya then!
I got a question (hypothetical)...
Posted 2 years agoHere is my hypothetical question...
If you were trapped in a basement or storm cellar or as a EF--5
tornado was approaching...
... Who would you want to be with you... and what would you both do?
Aside from that, I hope you are having a good holiday weekend!
If you were trapped in a basement or storm cellar or as a EF--5
tornado was approaching...
... Who would you want to be with you... and what would you both do?
Aside from that, I hope you are having a good holiday weekend!
I'm okay. Been busy.
Posted 3 years agoI've been busy trying to help Mom with things.
Housework, grocery runs, and such.
Boy, I've got some catching up to do...
Housework, grocery runs, and such.
Boy, I've got some catching up to do...
No. Absolutely no. I *REFUSE* to work there.
Posted 3 years agoI was told by an employment agency I had been on (to collect unemployment
after being fired 02/08/21 but chose not to due to the rent issues) that if I don't
get a job, bye-bye food stamps.
And when I got wind of the local job fair in town at 9 am, I had to walk there from home
to see what particular employers were there for the choosing. There were some good jobs, but
most of them scared me off. Not dissing them but they were from out of town and I
cannot get there on foot nor get a ride without having to shovel up a ton of money:
· Law enforcement/working within the prison,
· Two that were Home Health for the Elderly,
· The Army (FFS HMFN!),
· Criminal Justice (*cue the Law and Order sound-bite*)
· Firefighter/EMT (even though I've see EMERGENCY! so many times but not the rest of those
kind of shows the 9-1-1 and the like, I know that the situations that things are FAR WORSE than on television
where I would end up saying, "Gage and DeSoto didn't have to deal with THIS SHIT!!!")
And what made it worse?
The guy who wanted me to be there at the job expo, kept implying that I should work at the prison.
I turned that down.
He then pressed issue of having me work at the local retirement community as a dishwasher
Turned it down because a niece of mine had an asshole of a bitch supervisor give her a hard time when she
had worked there. Uh-uh. I'm not going to deal with that goddamned shit, having that bitch pick up with
me for what harassment she dished on the niece just because she (the supervisor) had a burr up her cunt
about my mother from long ago... and yes, the supervisor is a CUNT .
I didn't tell him that. Wanted to, but discretion forbade me.
Either that or myself being a tad absent-minded.
He man tried to press me into trying for work at the local outdoor gardening center at the edge of town.
He was also going to look into my file at the unemployment website, but a crash took place, and I discreetly
bowed out.
I had to walk to work when I had been employed at the Box Burger, and he expects me to walk from
one part of the western side of the city limits to the southern part of the city limits while dealing with
arthritic ankles (from a bicycle accident that happened in my 20s) and be on my feet all day?
Good gravy. *head-desk*
after being fired 02/08/21 but chose not to due to the rent issues) that if I don't
get a job, bye-bye food stamps.
And when I got wind of the local job fair in town at 9 am, I had to walk there from home
to see what particular employers were there for the choosing. There were some good jobs, but
most of them scared me off. Not dissing them but they were from out of town and I
cannot get there on foot nor get a ride without having to shovel up a ton of money:
· Law enforcement/working within the prison,
· Two that were Home Health for the Elderly,
· The Army (FFS HMFN!),
· Criminal Justice (*cue the Law and Order sound-bite*)
· Firefighter/EMT (even though I've see EMERGENCY! so many times but not the rest of those
kind of shows the 9-1-1 and the like, I know that the situations that things are FAR WORSE than on television
where I would end up saying, "Gage and DeSoto didn't have to deal with THIS SHIT!!!")
And what made it worse?
The guy who wanted me to be there at the job expo, kept implying that I should work at the prison.
I turned that down.
He then pressed issue of having me work at the local retirement community as a dishwasher
Turned it down because a niece of mine had an asshole of a bitch supervisor give her a hard time when she
had worked there. Uh-uh. I'm not going to deal with that goddamned shit, having that bitch pick up with
me for what harassment she dished on the niece just because she (the supervisor) had a burr up her cunt
about my mother from long ago... and yes, the supervisor is a CUNT .
I didn't tell him that. Wanted to, but discretion forbade me.
Either that or myself being a tad absent-minded.
He man tried to press me into trying for work at the local outdoor gardening center at the edge of town.
He was also going to look into my file at the unemployment website, but a crash took place, and I discreetly
bowed out.
I had to walk to work when I had been employed at the Box Burger, and he expects me to walk from
one part of the western side of the city limits to the southern part of the city limits while dealing with
arthritic ankles (from a bicycle accident that happened in my 20s) and be on my feet all day?
Good gravy. *head-desk*
I think you good folks knew of this a long time ago...
Posted 3 years agoJust watched this video...
... oh, yeah. They were right.
https://youtu.be/8mEv-uL0x5M
I hope your Valentine's Day was A-Okay!
... oh, yeah. They were right.
https://youtu.be/8mEv-uL0x5M
I hope your Valentine's Day was A-Okay!
Damn... has 14 years passed ALREADY?!
Posted 3 years agoI didn't know 14 years had passed since that "Mardi Gras Debacle" took place.
Damn.
Damn.
AITA for deleting those pics?
Posted 4 years agoNo, seriously... Am I The Asshole for deleting those past pics I had
because of some troll made remarks concerning that was borderline
cub porn due to underwear exposure, the past memories of the owner
of the OtterComics webcomics site watching my gallery, his kvetching,
and my getting banned from there, along with the drama of it all?
because of some troll made remarks concerning that was borderline
cub porn due to underwear exposure, the past memories of the owner
of the OtterComics webcomics site watching my gallery, his kvetching,
and my getting banned from there, along with the drama of it all?
I may have to remove some pics... EDIT
Posted 4 years agoConsidering that certain pics are arousing questionable art
(someone else was raising questions about it, thinking that it
was leaning toward cub porn about panty shots), but I'm
gonna have to delete some of my pics.
However, I'm at an impasse on which ones at the time being.
Got over it.
I'm checking my computer if I have a copy of the pics there, so
I won't have to download them to save them afterward.
I know it's been a long time ago that a certain someone wanted
me to do that because he was a prick who wanted those who were
on his webcomics site to obey him. And a few artists besides myself
absolutely HATED how he ran THAT lemonade stand.
Talk about "straining out the gnat and swallowing the camel".
But it wasn't him that pissed me to that point... it was someone completely different.
Now I am tired and just pissed off that kind of shit is happening again.
I already deleted that one pic over this and a few others, too.
I'm gonna do myself a favor and stay off for a while.
Don't need this goddamned drama and the shit that goes with it..
(someone else was raising questions about it, thinking that it
was leaning toward cub porn about panty shots), but I'm
gonna have to delete some of my pics.
However, I'm at an impasse on which ones at the time being.
Got over it.
I'm checking my computer if I have a copy of the pics there, so
I won't have to download them to save them afterward.
I know it's been a long time ago that a certain someone wanted
me to do that because he was a prick who wanted those who were
on his webcomics site to obey him. And a few artists besides myself
absolutely HATED how he ran THAT lemonade stand.
Talk about "straining out the gnat and swallowing the camel".
But it wasn't him that pissed me to that point... it was someone completely different.
Now I am tired and just pissed off that kind of shit is happening again.
I already deleted that one pic over this and a few others, too.
I'm gonna do myself a favor and stay off for a while.
Don't need this goddamned drama and the shit that goes with it..