It's that time of year again. Only this time I have turned 40. That time of life where it's difficult to tell which hurts more looking back or looking foreword. Where the weight of the hourglass starts to drag you down. The warranty of your body had expired and everything hurts.

If anyone wants to get a hold of me I have a telegram now.

https://t.me/UnixyNightshade

I hope that's the right thing

Had two of four wisdom teeth removed today. Procedure was extremely painless I found a good oral surgeon once the nova-cane wore off I am in quite a bit of discomfort. My own fault really I did not take care of my teeth like I should have and with two more wisdom teeth gone just makes me dumber then I already am! :) Once this side heals have to go get the other side then it's back to the regular dentist for another evaluation to move onto the root canals and crowns and possible implants. Joy

Happy Birthday to me...turned 34 today

So...it's been like forever since I posted anything on here. But I have a blog now. Got tired of e-mailing/sending pictures to everyone and typing the same thing over and over again. Expect it to update a lot more then my FA page as I will be uploading pics that do not belong on FA (Pictures of my garden, my cat, ect.) So...that's that. Enjoy?

http://caveoftheunicorn.blogspot.com/

Gonorrhea got its nickname "The Clap" from the archaic medical procedure used to treat it. To clear the urethra of pus a nurse, or more likely a back alley surgeon would "clap" their hands with the penis in the center thus expelling the pus. And now you know.

It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!

Happy birthday to me...happy birthday to me...happy birthday dear me...happy birthday to me

I can't believe that they are allowing someone who is "edge" do the banner. I suppose FA is kind of a free for all freaks site. I also have to laugh that his user page says that he does not like intolerance yet he is vegan and edge.

I have no idea why I am posting this. Not like there is a vast amount of traffic to my page or anyone who watches me that I don't already talk to but here goes:

I will be offline from this Thursday (7/29) until Sunday (8/1)

That is all

I have decided to try this whole +watch thing. Please do not send me a thank you note or shout if I have watched you.

Two bits of news:

1. I am now gainfully employed as a glorified janitor at the local WalMart. Go me!

2. Had ourselves a small earthquake last night, only a 4.4. I had forgotten how an earthquake felt on a concrete slab. Not to mention the new bed it wasn't that bad. Only thing that fell over was the machete.

A week ago the ants attacked my bedroom. Through superior firepower I was able to repel then. Two days later they attacked again. This time we where able to negotiate a peace treaty. However as of today it has become clear that the peach they imposed was just a ruse to gather a larger force. I have declared formal war upon the ants as they broke the treaty and have invaded my sovereign land. I have decided to deploy biological weaponry against my adversary and this is proving to be effective. However if they do not retreat and sign a full surrender I shall be forced to proceed to chemical weapons. I only pray for the civilian ants that their military leaders listen to reason and surrender. If not..I shall have to make an example to the rest of the backyard wildlife. Updates as they happen.

Seriously...I get these random favs and watches. Who exactly are you people and how did you find my FA?

So..I seriously doubt anyone really reads this. I'm not that popular. But well.. I'm bored..so I figured I would post this here. So my roomie/BFF are in the process of moving. His father inherited six housing units from a very nice lady who passed away. So we are cleaning out her unit so we can move into it. Its honestly a really nice place and I am looking forward to getting it all set up and painted and stuffs. So.. ya that's really the only thing new with me. I guess.

Time is the fire in which we burn.


So, ya I was looking at my PA today and I got to thinking there are times I really miss being able to pee standing up at any toilet or urinal not just the ones I mind dribbling around. And I'm thinking of getting my nipples pierced...so.. umm.. ya... *sits back down having said that to no one in particular*