As of today it has been 38 years of this derpy confetti stuffed husky.

I lost my virginity at 34. I guess you could say it was... rule34. *Puts on sunglasses*

Woo! I'm older. Anyone got some WD-40? My back and joints hurt.

When you've already lived at least half the average life expectancy and are still single, broke, bankrupt, alone, and struggling with health.

Life can be wondrous yet cruel.

Having a hard time sleeping before Thanksgiving Day. I found out that my Godmother has stage 4 cancer. Her husband, my uncle, just recently died. Ugh, still awake. I don't like relying on pills but I think I'll take some just so I can get 6 or so hours of sleep.

Update: She had her last rites today and family is no longer allowed seeing her as she also tested positive for covid. I might be making an emergency flight in the next week because I am one of her pallbearers.

So found out that my aunt is missing tonight and nobody knows where she is nor the person that she was with. What we do know is that the man she was with was rather aggressive and violent towards her and my mom while they were staying here for the past week. Conflicting information says she is either home in California, which is a lie because family there can't find her at home, or she is still somewhere in Nevada. On top of all this there was a suspicious Western Union transaction in her name tonight. Pray for my family please. I really hope she's not dead in the desert.

Update: Thanks for your prayers. I heard from my mom. My aunt is back in her house and has it locked up and she's waiting on the police to evict the man. Apparently he made terroristic threats saying he'll sick really bad people on her if he's not allowed to stay and that she'll pay for taking his manhood away by bad mouthing him to her friends and family.

https://britneybreaksbread.com/scooby-snack-shot/

Want. Want so bad. Who do I have to fuck to get one? Puppy will hump and beg.