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Posted 3 years agoNikocado Avocado "the Egg" Vespucci is an overeating, beer-drinking slob out on a date at a wings restaurant with his boyfriend orlin. While on the date, Nikocado Avocado suffers from a bout of chronic belching which disgusts his date. Unbeknownst to Nikocado Avocado, the peptic ulcers in his stomach had began to bleed out, resulting in the burping. Nikocado Avocado convinces orlin to punch him in the gut, thinking it will cure the burping. The hard blow to Nikocado Avocado's gut causes his stomach to rupture and all its contents to spill out into his body cavity, as he burps one last time.
"Today Nikocado Avocado was really letting it fly. orlin was mortified. All he wanted was a nice lunch, not a trip to the zoo."
"Today Nikocado Avocado was really letting it fly. orlin was mortified. All he wanted was a nice lunch, not a trip to the zoo."
i am now single
Posted 3 years agoi broke up with my two bfs hellfire and shappy i am now single
Zapper did nothing wrong
Posted 3 years agoit was the fursuits owner's falt bandit got distroyed she should have had it on a high shelf and out of hands and she pissed of zapper so he had every right to distroy it
tsunami!?!?!
Posted 4 years agoi heard on my mom's tv that a Volcano erupts in Pacific, West Coast under tsunami advisory i live on the west cost pray for me :(
i want to be a dad one day
Posted 4 years agoand i want biolocial kids 3 of them also ADOPTION is not my thing
im into age regression sorry if its weird
Posted 4 years agoage regression is my thing also my age regression is not for coping i just like pacifier,diapers,and bottles also my favorite game is Toca Life World
i lost a boy friend
Posted 4 years agomy boyfriend ryan broke up with me im sooo sad right now
im deeply sorry
Posted 4 years agoim sorry for what i did to Stripie-Stripes i hope he can forgive me
my twitter got suspened
Posted 4 years agomy account got suspened so i might quit twitter so idk
I'm sorry
Posted 4 years agoI'm really sorry for what I did please forgive me
I'm sad
Posted 4 years agoAm I a bad person ðŸ˜