http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LVf1swl9uQ

I blame you. I blame every. Single. One. Of you.

I fucking hate 90% of internal shots. Honest to God, they are one of the worst things to happen to porn, for me.

For -me-. Anyone else is allowed to enjoy them. But I -hate them to deeeaaattthhh.-

Gotta love dat high blood pressure! Makes me all warm inside.

Vagina here! To help remind you how to properly take care of your own!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI-ZIhfLROA

God help me...

... I think I'm a closet Bronie.

Alright, this may seem a little weird, but follow me.

We all know the Nesquick Bunny, right? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Wbn-tZR8U.....0/nesquick.jpg

Apparently, he's been given clothes. http://littlestorieseverywhere.com/.....7/nesquik2.jpg

I find that when a character is actually wearing clothes, especially pants or shorts, to cover themselves, people are quicker to draw porn of them. I think it's because when the character is already basically naked and there's nothing there, it often mentally establishes that, there's nothing there! No genitalia! Not to mention, the designs are harder to find erotic as they're less humanoid and more... well, cartoony. However, with clothes, there's obviously something to hide! Not to mention, with so many clothes, it's easier to imagine whatever body type the artist wants.

Just an interesting observation. Don't mind me.

http://www.theispot.com/images/sour....._kolsch111.jpg LOOK AT HIM! HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE! JESUS SHIT WHY IS IT SO CUTE!?

Thanks to  YamaInu for pointing this out to me.

Stole this from  Sethpup

YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME... using only 3 words, what would you say to me?

Someone please remind me why I should not utterly hate not only this fandom but people in general. I am in DESPERATE NEED of it.

So, in one of my kinkier RPs, I came across a neat little idea...

Bend a guy over, legs spread wide, and tie his arms behind his back. Then, shove an inflatable plug in him. Inflate it to the point where it seems like it's all he can take, then shove the pump ball into his mouth, where you tape it over. Then go wild on his ass and balls with a paddle. Everytime he bites down, the plug inflates.

... Just wanted to share that. Ahem.

Alright you motherfuckers. April is coming. It's the year of the rabbit.

IF I DON'T SEE WAVES UPON WAVES OF BUNNY PORN COME EASTER, THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

... getting a new cartoon! Neato.

High quality trailer here:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.....v=692073866287

Few points:

1. Don't really mind that Lion-O is no longer a fully grown beef-cake. I always appreciated the tale of someone starting out less experience and mature and then, over time, developing into a full character. Also, this is obviously set BEFORE the original series, at least in order of events.

2. Animation looks great. People who are whining "IT'S TOO ANIME" don't quite understand that we've been using foreign animation studios for YEARS. Not to mention, this isn't even all that anime-inspired. It's actually a lot more well animated and the art is more detailed than most anime TV series.

3. The original show was OK at best. Nostalgia goggles sure are awesome, but this is a chance for real storytelling and gorgeous animation. Two things the old series lacked, if not due mainly to budget constraints and the writing restrictions of it's time.

4. Lion-O's daddy is hot. Also, he's voiced by the original voice of Lion-O. Awesome.

No there isn't.

But there's something that bothers me about some artists who draw porn. They always seem to get upset when people are more interested in them drawing porn than their other work.

I believe that reason is because THIS IS A FURRY PORN SITE. Talk as much as you like about how this is an "art" site, but let's be totally honest here. Over half of the banners are done by artists who draw porn. 90% of the most popular artists on this site draw porn.

THERE. IS PORN. EVERYWHERE.

If people want to see art that ISN'T pornographic they have many, many other places to look. DeviantArt being one of them.

Also, I hate to say it, but a lot of artists on this site are just decent artists. There's not a lot in their art that really makes them stand out as extraordinary. However, porn is pretty goddamn universal.

Do I think that about MOST of the artists on this site? Maybe. Do I think that about all of them? No. Do I think they should stop drawing... whatever it is they want to draw? God no.

I just wish people would stop getting all mopey that the picture of the tiger WITH the penis gets more faves than the picture of the tiger WITHOUT it.

This incoherent rant brought to you by a very, very bored FA user.

You win. You can stop now.

... are you full of anything else OTHER than cub porn? Seriously.

No, no Beast Wars.

... or  Kuma

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx9HL59QbOk&NR=1

Heeee'll beee riding six white horses when he cums! (When he cums!)
He'll be riding six white horses when he cums! (When he cums!)
He'll be riding six white horses
On in each open orifice
He'll be riding six white horses when he cums! (When he cums!)

I do not care how much you hate Valentine's Day. I don't care that you're pissed off that you're alone on the holiday while seemingly "everyone else" is off with their significant others or, as some of you like to call them, "mates." I don't give a crap what you have to say about the holiday, about the people who celebrate it, or about the commercialization of it. You are lonely, you are pissy, and you need to get over it and realize some other people, at this time and place, have it better than you romantically and deserve to enjoy themselves.

Now shut the fuck up and get on with your lives.

How many of you are bisexual? (Or pansexual, polysexual... basically, do you like at LEAST both boys and girls?) Or are ya straight?

If you're homegrown (homogrown?) homosexual, don't need ya postin'. This is partly to find out if I should start morphin' some ladies as well!

I keep seeing posts and journals about people not going to FC. Sadness!

Not that I'll be going, but it is one of my favorite furry cons.

CAPTAIN FAGGOT

HE'S A QUEERO

GONNA BRING YOUR STRAIGHTNESS DOWN TO ZERO

I wrote a story a while back called Quick Shot. It's about my character Tyler as a prostitute in a fictional universe, of which I've been meaning to write a story out of my entire bloody adolescence.

http://www.sofurry.com/?pid=75376

Whatcha think?

Y'know, I started liking The Cleveland Show because, out of the four FOX Animated shows, he was the only dad who wasn't an asshole. However, over time, he has basically become the same asshole that Homer Simpson, Stan Smith, and Peter Griffon have either become or became more of. This, kids, is called LAZY WRITING. Can't find a way to make your character FUNNY and ENDEARING? MAKE HIM AN ASSHOLE.

Hank Hill was easily the nicest of them all. He will be missed.

Why am I posting this? This is FIVE YEARS OLD. Do you know how DUMB I was 5 years ago?

Seriously. So dumb.

The dumbest.

Oh well... I found a shitty, furry parody of Baby Got Back I wrote when I was 19. It is awful. I am only sharing it because I was goaded by my boyfriend. That and I bet Heads I would post it in a coin toss.

So here.

Puppy Got Knot

I like big knots and I cannot lie,
You other furries can't deny.
When a a pup walks in
With that itty bitty sheath,
Packin' somethin' underneath...

You get tied when he shoves in that cock
And you feel that sucker lock.
It stuck in so don't try pullin',
The base is thick and swollen.

Oh puppy, I want you inside me,
So come and ride me.
All the bottoms try to tell me to
Brace myself when you impale me.

Unf, smooth and bright red,
Y'say you want me on the bed?
Well reem me,
Reem me,
'Cause that cock you got is dreamy

I see it bouncin',
Keep myself from pouncin'.
It peaks,
Leaks,
Gotta get it between my cheeks.

I'm tired of sites and mags,
Sayin' I should get with stags.
Take an average fox,
Ask him about cocks.
He'll tell you that the 'pop' rocks!

So bottoms! (Yeah!) Bottoms! (Yeah!) Has your topper got the knot? (Hell Yeah)

Time to ram it! (Ram it!) Ram it! (Ram it!) Ram that big ol' base!
Puppy Got Knot


If you laughed, you are a terrible person.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOa0ZiRHgfA

Let me be the first to say that I don't think this will be hardly any good.

That being said, however, OMGBUNNYDRUMMER HE'S SO CUUUUUTE