Words are important, slang or otherwise.

What words do YOU like to hear when referring to the fluids released by a female during heavy arousal and/or after orgasm?

"Pussy Juice" only goes so far. I only remember a couple words for it. "Quim" and "honey".

Let me know your favorite/preferred words for it in porn stories.

I've been using Windows 11 for about three days now. I'm ready to upgrade to Windows 10 again.

I HATE the windows 11 taskbar. I don't like the windows 11 start menu. I greatly dislike the windows 11 windows explorer. Calculator is about the same as windows 10's.

Task bar - Tiny icons only, Absolutely no way to turn off "combine windows". If you have 3 notepads open, you only get to see a single tiny square notepad icon. You must click that to then see the three notepads. The option to disable this stupid option was in 7, 8, and 10. The lack of it is amazingly annoying to me and makes having multiple windows open a pain in the ass to switch quickly between things. I hate it and this is the reason I am probably abandoning windows 11.

Start Menu - It looks like windows 3.1. You have to click start button, then find the tiny "all apps" button to show the more normal start menu. Technically tolerable, but a huge downgrade from 10, which was already a big downgrade from 7.

Windows Explorer - less intuitive right click menu. Want to make a new folder? Right click, navigate to "more options", find new folder. Want to copy? Figure out which of the tiny icons is the copy button. There is no text that says "copy", just a tiny icon that could be copy if you crossed your eyes and assumed that because it was next to a pair of scissors it had to be copy.

Seriously, 11 is a downgrade from 10 which was a downgrade from 7. It's like Microsoft wants us to move to linux. If it hadn't been free I would be demanding a refund.

This was not a very productive year for me. I was not very inspired to write or draw much. I did write a few things. Hopefully the little I posted was worth the wait. Perhaps next year will be more productive. Hope you have a good one ; )

If you have read any of it, what do you think? Should I post the rest?

It's been about 365 days around our flaming ball of gasses, which means I'm one year older again. Can't say it's been a great year but whatever, it's better than the alternative.

At least it's been a year of round number milestones.
Almost exactly 6 months from 15 years since I joined FA.
Almost exactly 6 months away from 10 years since I joined Inkbunny.
My dragon has been around exactly 20 years this year in march.
I hosted my first Paintchat almost exactly 15 years ago.

Those are some nice big numbers. I consider 15 to be a round number.

Hopefully can keep going on with the fun stuff and art and stories and such. Hang low and stay saggy everybody : )

It's been a long time coming, but it did eventually cominged. My dragon has been around for a full 20 years now. He may have originally had hair and a normal scrotum, but those two are pretty much the only things that have changed about his design and even the scrotum is more up to artist preference. People CAN draw him normal down there, it's just more fun to me when they do not :)

I have a picture started for the anniversary, but I did not manage to finish it in time. So many distractions and other excuses that amount to my not working on it nearly as much as I had hoped.

It's been a ride everybody, sometimes good, usually not terrible, sometimes terrible. but not very often. Met a lot of great people on fur affinity, inkbunny, and other sites. Still talk with many of them. Drawing isn't as common as it used to be for me, but I still do scribble every now and then. Writing has been less common too, but a trickle still leaks out now and then too.

I hope eventually to get busier with both and maybe even revive Paintchat for new and old alike, though it would actually be Drawpile since Paintchat itself died years ago with Java 8. Activity in paintchat helped to inspire me greatly and was a lot of fun as well.

I look forward to the next 20 or more years to come. Hopefully you all do too.

Since the 20th anniversary of my dragon existing is March 24, I'm going to post a picture or story of him every day this month. I'll start with some older ones and move my way up toward newer. Quality will be all over the place, but that's how art works. Some days I may post two, some I may not.

Hopefully I can draw some sort of picture with him to celebrate it, though I still need to think of an idea for it. If you wish to join in, you're welcome to suggest ideas for it or even draw one yourself.

It's been a lot of fun being around for these years and I still try to be somewhat active, but have been fairly quiet for a while now on various sites. So much art, so many games, so many people. Deciding who to talk to, what to do, what to draw, gets difficult overtime, but I'm always here to talk if you need me :)

After enjoying the Zelda 3 Metroid 3 combination randomizer, I toyed with the Zelda 1 and Metroid 1 combination randomizer. I liked it a fair amount, but was disappointed by the selection of furry Metroid sprite replacements. There was only 1, a cow.

I like cows, but I decided it needed more, so I made my own dragon Samus sprite for Metroid 1. I also made a dragon Link sprite for Zelda 1. Both can be used in the randomizer to generate a rom with a playable dragon instead of the normal game sprites.

Would anybody interested in having the assets to use?

You may see them here, since I haven't gotten around to posting them as a submission as yet. Such a backlog of stuff to post still.

Link
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme.....onLink-Big.png

Samus
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme.....nSamus-Big.png

In about three and a half months, Tannim will have existed in art(and porn) for 20 full years.

On March 24, 2000, the very first picture of Tannim was drawn by a friend who has since disappeared who went by Gorechild and/or Freakazine Studios at the time. You can see it here if you like - https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24281088/
I've been happy with him since that first picture and he's similar now to how he was then, though he lost his hair out of laziness and his scrotum has grown much longer. After twenty years, I still like him and plan to continue having him represent me in various forms of art despite having plenty of other characters available.


I'll try to draw or write something for the actual 20th anniversary and post it then. If anybody wishes to doodle something too, they are welcome to and I'll post that with it.

Before that I still have various pictures to post of him. I've been lazy about posting things for a while now. Trying to get more active again.

Happy 4th of July, my least favorite holiday in the US
The first dumb fucks were shooting fireworks off in the bright sunlight because they like the noise
Idiots with Explosives Day Month starts whenever I hear the first dumb asses shooting them off

I call Idiots with Explosives Day MONTH because they last from the last week of June through the first 3 weeks of July.

It's that time again, june 6 of the twenty fourth and a half CENTUR... wait, no, just june 6. Hopefully you all have a good birthday day for me ; )

So far the day is going fine, even if it is only 53 minutes old as I start typing this. I haven't been very active this year as I haven't been too motivated to draw/write much so far. So many distractions and poor sleep.

I did try some 3d modeling, but my trial of 3D Coat is over and it costs $380 unless it's on sale, which it currently is not. Looking around at other options too, but they are all expensive, with the exception of Blender 2.8beta, which isn't nearly as good and lacks tools.

I do have older pictures to post, it's just remembering to do it and finding them.

It's pretty much summer now and while technically spring still I am absolutely ready for summer to be dead and gone already. I hate summer more than any other season. Summer heat SUCKS. Give me back my winter and fall! Spring isn't too good as it's just early summer these days.

How to end this... Oh, right, carrots.

So... Carrots everybody : )

What are your preferences for lady dino bits?
Horizontal Cloaca?
Vertical Cloaca?
Separate anal and vaginal slit?
Another option you type in instead?

 donamer gave me this idea after he drew a nice big grinning avatar of himself and it reminded me of my own, which I have now switched back to.

I thought, why not see if other people want to get in on the fun. Draw yourself grinning all big and toothy.

Just a head and mostly teeth, maybe a tail tip or wings if you have them.

If you don't do it I won't ... really care one way or another. This is just a random thought. Do it or don't, it's all good.

If you do do it, hey, post a comment so we can see *grins big"

 szello is doing something with a horse and needs to know which of there pokemon costumes to have a horse wearing. If you're bored, feel free to do it. If not, eh, do it anyway. Trust me, if you're reading this, you're bored.

https://www.strawpoll.me/16164496

So birthday coming up on june 6 once again. Hasn't been a great year but hasn't been terrible either.

Motivation has been very low and inspiration with it. Tired a lot, though much of that is from staying up too late and getting up too early. Really need to sleep better.

I haven't been very productive this year so far but have managed to write a little. Getting into slightly better shape by doing push ups and randomly lifting my dumb bells but still have a long way to go. With summer coming up, it's a chore to do exercise. I HATE summer, the summer heat, the summer bugs, the fireworks, and the people who shoot them off, but mostly the heat... and the bugs. Die, fucking summer die, especially because it's summer heat in spring.

I do hope to get back to posting stuff more regularly again. Still have various pictures and stories to upload.

Have a merry xmas, because I really miss winter cold.

Was trying to think of xmas story idea. Couldn't. You do it.

Limitations: No humans, no chimps, no gorillas.

Content restrictions: None. From G to Illegal Quadruple X Super Mega Extreme Ultra Porn.

Rules:
1. Come up with an idea using any characters doing anything you like that is xmas or winter related. Can be your characters, can be my characters, can be any characters that fit the limitations.
2. Type your idea in the comment section.
3. Include ref to any characters. No text references as I am lazy and this is free.
4. Laugh at yourself for a good few seconds for entering this knowing you probably won't win.
5. Add the phrase "Ball Stretching" somewhere in the entry. It doesn't need to be in or related to the idea.
6. Hope you win.

Prize: A short story on the idea. Length of prize: Whatever it ends up at.

How winning entry will be selected: I will pick whichever one I happen to like. If I don't like any, I won't pick any. It's free, what do you want, your money back? Tough, you gave me all that sweet nothing, I'm keeping it!

Closing Date: December 8.

Was thinking of Redwall earlier and wondered what pairings people like most. So here's a journal asking that.

Which characters do you like best together in what type of relationship?
Examples
Mariel and Dandin - straight consensual. Fetish for pregnancy
Constance Badger and Jess Squirrel - Lesbian semi-non-consensual with a fetish for Jess dominating the big badger in some pet play.

While magic does sort of exist in Redwall, it is mostly dream based, therefore it is best to keep character pairings to the same time periods. For example, Lord Stonepaw wouldn't be plowing Lady Crega or any of the Rogue Crew, since he would have been long dead before either were born.

Can be gay, straight, or whatever else there is. If a character died in the book, they can still work of course(I'm looking at Feldoh and Rose here).

Be sure to include the book for the less common characters.

Feel free to say more than one pairing or more than two characters.

Horgy - Noun - Combination of the words Horse and Orgy.

Szellos has a YCH for feral horses in an orgy. Some slots are taken, some aren't. Feel free to give it a look. Fair number of positions to choose from if you have a feral horse you want to get drawn.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/24637397/

In other news, Summer is dieing. Finally. Die, summer. Just fucking die already.

I've been posting stories the past several years interspersed with the occasional picture. View wise, they tend to do poorly. Comment wise, they tend to do worse. Fav wise they do... not great overall.

Posting pictures the past week or three has gotten the same amount of views in less time with more favs and slightly more comments overall.

Stats aren't a fun thing to look at or hear about but it does make me think "Is it worth writing and/or posting stories?"

Lack of response to writing is very demoralizing and/or de-motivating. When stories do get a comment it is often one word or in the effect of "gimme more!" with no mention of the story itself or anything in it.

Been unmotivated the whole year so far. This journal is just me venting. You may safely move on.

It's only about 2.5 minutes, but it's fun.
No, it's not porn. Yeah, you probably thought it was porn. Watch it anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uq3o3RRQYI

I thought it needed more views, so I posted it here.

So, it's almost my birthday, June 6. The same general time frame I make a journal like this as a cheap way of saying "gimme free stuff!" Just thought I'd say it bluntly :)

Got a stick computer a couple weeks ago. It's pretty nice for what I want. Great for watching youtube and various movie files on a TV, good for writing and general web browsing, fine for simple drawing, but useless for gaming, 3D rendering, or fancy things that people like to do these days.

Writing continues, though very slowly. I hate summer(and spring with summer heat) and motivation has been very low lately. Stories get very little feedback and posting something that gets nothing doesn't help encourage more. Don't worry, I don't comment on everything I see either.

Would anybody be interested in an Early reading club type thing? $12 a year for access to stuff I haven't finished yet or haven't bothered to post yet? I can't give an idea how much that really is yet. I really need to finish the spreadsheet of what I have written already. My data organization definitely needs work.

$12 too much? Let me know thoughts. Commissions don't make much as I simply can't write enough to make them a viable source of income without charging more than people would ever be willing to pay.

Time goes forward one hour and you lose an hour of sleep.

A "bad" species that isn't a villain for once, a usually good species being good once more, or a "bad species pretending to not be bad but doing the usual betrayal at the end?

Redwall in nature.

SEE ASTERISK IF MALE
For the Ladies/females/girls/women/gals/etc only*

(*If you are male and want to reply to this, put "I'm Male" as the first words of the comment. This journal isn't really for guys, but I realize some males may have terms they like, too.)

As a writer, I need to know what terms people prefer for various genitals and/or erogenous zones when reading. Some areas only have a few that I know of.

There are a lot of euphemisms and alternate terms for male genitals. I need to know what is preferred by ladies about ladies.

As I'm lazy, I won't be suggesting many words for everything.

Please suggest words I have not listed that you like! I can't know all of them and even the examples I may be making some up.

Also, if you have favorite terms for male genitals, feel free to suggest those too.

What words do you prefer to see used for breasts in a story?
-Examples-
Boobs
Breasts
Tits
Tatas
Melons
Titties
Tots
Mounds
Pillows

What words do you prefer to see used for nipples in a story?
Nipples
Teats
nips
nubs
nubbins
caps

What words do you prefer to see used for vulva?
Labia
Pussy
Cunt
Slit
Hole
Sex
Mound
Slot

What words do you prefer to see used for Clitoris?
Clit
Clitoris
Button
Nub

What words do you prefer to see used for Urethra?
Urethra
Piss Slit

What words do you prefer to see used for Cervix?
Cervix

What words do you prefer to see used for Uterus?
Womb
Uterus

I voted against everything he stood for and I stand by voting against him and everything he stands for.

I'm glad my state didn't support ... that. I can't believe half of the rest of the US did. Southpark should not be fact.