now im 25.
No more a kiefer sutherland TV series.


so happy birthday too me and time to bring out the character cake for this year.

This was seriously the best EF i have ever had.
Why?
Because this time i attended to more events, i watched dancing, i sang over 6 songs at the karaoke and best of all:
The big blue Dance.

I swear i was in a natural high at that place. I was dancing like crazy, the music was incredible, the lasers and lights blew my mind and the atmosphere was indescribeable.

Surprisingly, i drank not enough so i saved alot of money.
I got 3 commissions and among other story.

I lost my wallet.....

BUT I FOUND IT! :D

but i did learn something from the wallet losing part: Never have anything else except just a few euros in it. The bank cards and other crap stays in the hotel room safely stored in a safe or your bag.

I hope to see you all next year... because i know i will be there!

Then check out  aurabeedit

She is one dynamite gal with awesome skills with her tablet and arts that would make many great artists proud! ^^
She works as a concept artist so she knows how to make good art and is even one of my favorite artists! :D

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/20690164/

Check her out! prices ranges from 5 british pound to 60 british pound!

I know i am gonna commission her :3

She can draw everything from adult to clean ^^

Stolen from  aurabeedit because, u told me to make one

warning, may contain sarcasm or not.


- Name: Call me Rob... like Rob Zombie... but i am not a Zombie. I do got a norwegian name but you cant pronounce it.

- Single or taken: ever heard of leftovers?

- Sex: its long, hard or soft, and got 2 awesome balls that can produce life!

- Birthday: Michael Jakcson's birthday! :3

- Sign: jomfruelig

- Hair color colour*: hitler would hate me

- Eye color (jfc): Hitler would love me

- Height: between a hobbit and a high elf

- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: is there such thing as sexualfluid?

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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: It says shampoo on it

- What are you listening to right now?: a bunch of women cackling like hens on TV

- Who is the last person that called you?: My mom

- How many buddies are online right now?: too lazy to check

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F A V O U R I T E S
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- Animal: wolves of course ♥ and cheetas... and huskies, dogs, crabs, squids and why not the entire animal kingdom?

- Colour: Crimson red (ITS A COLOR!)

- Drink: Farris

- Element: Fire (although isnt it more an alkane reaction?)

- Food: steak so bloody it looks like murder

- Game: there cannot be one favorite game :/

- Movie: Just like with games, there cannot be only one!

- Song: The entire witcher 3 soundtrack... and red orchestra... and several soviet music... you know, there cannot be only one here either.

- Subjects in school: Nature, art, and history.

- T.V.: Fucking hell, theres commercial everywhere!

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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: i tried to bathe a cat once... and ill do it again :)

- Smoked?: Tried, and resisted. Smokings bad, mkay?

- Bungee jumped?: who the hell is that lucky?

- Made yourself throw up?: of course! if you feel sick or feel like you ate something that didnt agree with it? What better than to get it out of your stomache! What? you gonna let it stay there and torment you? Puke it up for fuck sake!

- Skinny dipped?: I rather keep my balls and rod comfortably pakced rather than open so anything could swim up it.

- Ever been in love?: Have you?

- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Works everytime... almost

- Pictured your crush naked?: I've drawn her naked :3

- Actually seen your crush naked?: does the picture i drew of her naked count?

- Cried when someone died?: When my cat dieded ಥ_ಥ

- Lied: Totally not :)

- Fallen for your best friend?: isnt that the best kind of love?

- Used someone?: Can you do me a favor?

- Done something you regret?: well theres always first love.

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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: you wanna undress me or something?

- Desktop picture: My Jenna and Jenna drawing i did :3

- CD in player: Thats for old people

- DVD in player: Thats also for old people!

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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: My mom for complimenting her :3

- Hugged: My cat

- You kissed: I swear to god it was a girl!

- You IMed: the chick who told me to do this

- Talk to online: Same chick

- You sexed it up with: Let me tell you how to bring other peoples hopes and dreams down! You can make people cry from it.

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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: Do you understand anything im writing here?

- Open-minded?: Dont wanna open my mind to bad stuff

- Arrogant?: Is that a fancy word for Confident?

- Insecure?: Is that a fancy word for Emo?

- Random?: Check out this kick ass music from Ace combat! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=092r3PNG4JU

- Hungry?: A man's gotta eat, right?

- Smart?: Dont know, but i do know how a nuclear bomb works :)

- Moody?: i do have strong moods though

- Organized?: I know where to find my car keys :)

- Shy?: If a guy is shy, people will judge him as a loser. So no :)

- Difficult?: if you talk to me in riddles, i am.

- Bored easily?: Everyone gets bored sitting around doing nothing

- Entertained easily?: I do like me some entertainment :)

- Obsessed?: With my character Lynxia because she is badass cheetah!

- Lazy?: I'm allowed, I'm on vaccation :)

- Angry?: Dont you dare piss me off!

- Happy?: I am now :)

- Hyper?: Does ADHD ring a bell? :3

- Trusting?: lying and betrayal is bad, mkay? Imagine what scumbag i would be if i let people down.
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: Waking up for work g.g

- Love is: Very easy when you are handsome :)

- I dream about: To present a project done very entertaining infront of the entire world!

- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Boobs, ass, hips, and their crotch. Dont lie, EVERY guy does it. And if he says otherwise, he is just trying to kiss ass.

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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: South Park and the Simpsons

- Makes you smile: you know that girl you secretly have a crush on?

-Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Funny feeling? you mean horny? I am to say who makes me horny just by seeing them?

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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Like a fucking dog waiting for its master.... you know, that japanese dog everyone cries about?

- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: If i were a girl for one day, i would touch my boobs all the time and never leave the bedroom for reasons sexy.

- Wish you were younger?: the younger you are, the less responsibility you have... unless you are alone.

- Cry because someone said something to you?: People say words cannot hurt because they are just words... i would love to see them hear their crush tell them "sorry i dont feel the same for you"

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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Enough to have given up hope. Love is bad

- Of Cd's: dont make me count them

- Of scars on my body: i got this cut on my arm from a trashbag, you want me to take out the trash for you?

- Of bones I've broken: Collar bone. Dont fall from great heights.

72 years ago, one of the largest operation in human history was embarked that marked the beginning to free europe from nazi tyranny and oppression
It was known as.... D-day
the day where we once again was gonna get our freedom
and over 3000 american soldiers lost their lives... landing on the beaches of normandy
to save us
to liberate us from tyranny
im sorry im just... a little emotional now
if you got 6 minutes... to well, pay some respects to the brave soldiers of the allies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omd9_FJnerY


We must never forget those who gave their lives so we could have the freedom we have today.
and that we never ever would have to face something like this again.

Congratulations to Norway, my beautiful fatherland. Its been 202 years since our forefathers created the constitutional and decleared us independant from Denmark.
So spend some time with family, walk in a parade, wave the norwegian flag and call out loud: "HURRA HURRA FOR NORGE!"

Gratulere med Dagen alle sammen! :D

boosting a signal like a relay for  aurabeedit

she works as a concept artist, so you know her work is awesome!
i mean it, check out the stuff she did for me.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19865680/

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19550683/

and for reasonable prices, below 100 euros!
Go check her out :3

Aprils fools! XDDDDDDDDD

this is a question that has been bugging me alot since i saw the movie Zootopia.

So, if the predators and prey evolved from the more primitive savage way of Predators eat prey...
Then what do the Predators eat now when they have evolved?
Do they still eat food containing meat since... predators eat meat. Its what they eat most of. Right?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/426e27aa.....ao1_r1_500.gif

I had to say it.
But before you guys cut my head off, hear me out

HOWEVER!
The story was pretty good and original, and the way the creators played around with each of the different animals feats and abilities was fun.
so i recommend it for that :3

is it allowed to have a blacklist and calling someone out here on FA?
because.. i see one that has one and is that okay?

sure, listening to people moping and bitching about how they are single on valentines can be.... ahem, annoying.
But dont they do it because they are in pain and that they are kinda... uuh suffering if i am correct?
and of course, shaming people who are depressed is not a good idea either.
Arent they just trying to get it off their chests? And besides, dont they just want some love, love is good, right? You couples should know.

so yeah, im wondering if anyone here had any tips or tricks to boost ones self esteem.

no not insults or scat or toilet humor.. or anything that involves violence and pain :P

but lovely sexual dirty creepy comments that would make the skin crawl on most girls!

Those are welcome, so feel free to comment those on my art :3
I am a furry artist that loves drawing porn and clean!
But if i have to admit, i love drawing porn and i love it when the porn works and makes people horny, because thats what porn is made for :3

 CreepyCommentsWelcome

i will always remember him as Snape.

so many awesome people are dying!
Who is next, John Williams? Steven Spielberg? Liam Neeson? CD Projekt Red?

so i am going to EF this year and i am wondering if there are any that are also going and would like to share a room. however, there are som criteria.

nr1: we both pay half for the room.

so yeah, thats basically it... oh and we kinda should get to know eachother too.
So anyone interested?

first journal of 2016 XD
Did i win?

or did someone make a journal before me? i mean.. there is new year here in norway XD

merry christmas everyone, its back again and that means christmas candy, movies and also christmas games.

so some of you know that i was about to lose my net yesterday.
i can safely say now that it wont happen because i spoke to my dad, told him how much it means to me, and then repaid myself by shoveling more snow and promising not to screw up again...
my dad may be harsh, angry, and almost scary and look like an ass...
but damnit, he is my father, and he hates the snow as much as me. He just dont want us to be snowed in or have some bullshit snow problems on the yard that might be of a problem to our cars.

so yeah.. i am greatful, and i love my dad.

yeah i was playing dark souls and then the game forced me to kill the great greywolf Sif.
I know his backstory and what he is...
That was the most emotional boss fight ever...

it felt like i had to kick a puppy to make progress in the game.

because i just stumbled over this.
http://9gag.com/gag/aZNGeWn

I mean.. arent digimons just packs of data?

however i still need to ask:
Who is renamon? What is it, and why is it so populare? Can it do awesome stuff ?

I never saw digimon ^^'

yes! now go play the game.
fallout 4 i mean. go play it :3

https://gyazo.com/12de9d351a7f240c155f61b35906c6a9

6?
that means  Jayella_blue is the winner, congrats hunny ^^

is it true that furrymate is a fake dating site invented by greedy people who takes advantage of lonely desperate furry males like me to earn money on them?

This game has the best dialogs in video games ever.
example

Geralt washes up on the Skellige shore...asks about Yennefer and the Skelliger tells him

"She was dressed all black and white, If not for her tits you'd think she was a beached orca!"


but wait, theres more! want to know? go play it, its like over 450 000 words of dialogue in that game.
This polish game developers seriously did their homework!