Yeah I'm here. I'll be here till Monday unless I go to jail for strangling my snoring roommate in his sleep.

Barring that, I'll be around! DM me on twitter Swatchfodder if you wanna meet up or hang out!

I'll be at MFF next week! I'd love to know who I'll see there! It should be a really fun time, hopefully.

Also I'm open for commissions still, if any of you are interested. If you order a traditional piece I can deliver it at-con too!

So I spent my birthday last weekend at Fursonacon in Virginia Beach. I don't have any reason to tell you that other than it was awesome.

But life update! I'm still alive, and I'm moving to the Pittsburgh around the end of this month. Yay! Hopefully the lower cost of living will give me more time to draw and such.

On that note, I'm open for commissions! I guess they've never really been closed, but I figured I'd post a reminder since I need cash for the upcoming migration. So of you want something done let me know!

So, y'all are awesome for following the series so far! The total is done and no new favorites etc. will be counted, but will be very much appreciated of course.

Don't forget, you can always send me a Ko-fi for the chance to win a commission starring your character and Sarah!

I've really enjoyed doing this series again and I hope to repeat it again in the future. More immediately, I'm going to do streams more often for commissions.

I've been having a rough couple of days, what with my job and lack of sleep and a few other things. I''ll be getting back to the series as soon as I can!

In case I didn't mention before, the final count will be tallied Friday.

I got distracted and had a long day at work [and a long drive home {I fucking hate snow}]. I can try again tomorrow!

It's been a while since my first Expansion drive, and I've been itching to do another. The first one was a massive success for me, not only profitable but also tremendously good practice.

So for both those reasons, I'd like to do another just let me know:

1. Which character should I use?
2. Fat/Inflation or other(????)
3. What the ratio should be (1 fav = 1 pound, 1 Kofi = 5 gallons etc.)

If you wanna get a head start, my Kofi is here:
Swatch's Kofi
Just be sure to add a note that it's for the drive.

If you want to be an awesome person and get them super huge quick, buy something off my Amazon list:
Swatch's Amazon
Also, if you do this make sure to tell me what you bought so I can calculate the cost and y'know not purchase the same thing for myself by mistake.

Also, I should be posting the pics from this on Twitter, so follow me over there and your likes, reblogs, and follow will count:
Swatch's Twitter

I hope I can get this started by the new year or before!

Where are you staying?
Embassy Suites again!

Who are you staying with?
Same as last year!

Day of arrival/Departure?
Arriving Thursday and Departing Monday! Sidenote, my boss is trying to get my to work both before I leave that morning for about four hours, and after I land on Monday. For some reason. And I have less of an excuse for why I can't come in when the hotel I work at literally has a bi-hourly shuttle to the airport.

Transportation?
Flying by means of flapping my arms real hard.

Who will you hang with during the convention?
So many goddamn people. I've even made badges for a few of them, including  Smammu  cherrikissu  theycallhimcake  sukebepanda  Niis and  Padunk

How can I find you?
You won't, I'll find you. Or just @ me on twitter Swatchfodder or more reliably thatgreenfur

Are you cliquey?
Not really but I'm also particular about who I spend a ton of time with.

Will you be suiting?
Indeed

What fursuit will you be wearing?
A green dog

Can I talk to you?
Sure if i'm not busy

Can I touch you?
Ask, I'm very particular

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
See above

Can I visit your room?
Unlikely

Are you nice?
Depends.

Will you draw/do badges/do trades?
Probably, but not for just anyone.

Are you going to any panels/shows/dances/competitions?
Whose Lion, the bondage panels, probably a few others I'm forgetting.

Can I give you stuff?
You fucking can yes please

Do you smoke/do drugs/vape?
Nah

Can I buy you a drink?
Can't you just buy me mozzarella sticks?

Will you be going to parties?
The rave a few times, more than likely. Not a huge fan of room parties though.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Say "HEY SWATCH" or "HEY CUTTER" and I'll likely make eye contact before running away.

What/where will you be eating?
Yes.

Can I come with you for food/fun?
Don't ask me I'll ask you.

Can I take your picture?
Depends. in suit, ask. Out, likely not except in specific circumstances.

What do you hope to achieve at this con?
Meet a ton of new friends, drool over how much I love all my favorite people, spend too much money, don't die.

In my recent story, if you read it, you'll remember one of the two characters is Sarah. I managed to write nine pages without ever detailing what species she is, so I'm taking suggestions.

At 26, I'm pretty sure I've run out of things you unlock by getting older. I can drink, drive, vote, buy guns and rent cars. Now I just gotta wait until I'm old enough to be president.

Vote Swatch.

Also if you feel so inclined...
http://a.co/gr0faS7
https://ko-fi.com/2476NHO2UPGSN

I'll be there all weekend and I should have an artist alley table on a few of the days! Stop by and get one of my brand new digital badges I'm offering!

Please stop by. I spent so much damn money on this setup and I need it to be worth it ;n;

Yeah I'm here and I'm in line. I'll be here all weekend.

I'll be at Fur The More this coming weekend, from Friday to Sunday. I'm meeting a bunch of my friends and hopefully making some new ones. I also plan on trying to get a table in Artist Alley, so if you see me stop by!

Note: I will be walking around/selling stuff under my SFWish Twitter name. Look out for me.

Feel free to follow my Swatch Twitter as well for infrequent updates.

It should be an awesome weekend! Look forward to maybe meeting some more of you.

OOPS

Well, not oops on my account but it's still a problem.

My roommate for MFF bailed because he needs to deal with some personal issues [death in the family, money] so I ain't got a room as of present. If anyone has an open spot I implore you to note me, I already have my plane ticket and everything so I need somewhere to stay. It's urgent.

Mostly. I might get away with sleeping in random places and storing my shit/showering in one of my friends' rooms.

But I'd definitely like a bed. That'd be preferable.

I'm going. Don't feel like doing the meme, so simply let me know if you're going! We will find each other and smear bananas on each others nipples or whatever.

Which means I'm now way too old to still live with my parents and not have a full time job.

If anyone lives in Virginia or further south and needs a roomie hit me up

I will be there. Thursday to Sunday. Probably will have an artist alley table under my SFW name. Contact me if you wanna meet up!

Where are you staying?
THE OMNI

What day are you getting there?
Thursday at some point

How are you traveling?
Hyundai

Who will you be rooming with?
If all goes to plan, my girlfriend!

How is the best way to find you?
Look for an average height dark haired white guy. Good luck. Or a green woofy.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
WHOSE LION BABYYYYYY and maybe Kage's story hour

What do you look like?
I'm gonna break my tradition. Here's me. And my SFW Twitter is thatgreenfur. Don't stalk me plz.

Will you be suiting?
Yes.

Do you do free art?
If you deserve it, you freeloading scabby whore.

Do you do trades?
Not with strangers.

Do you do badges?
I likely won't have my laminator, as I likely wont have a table.

What is your gender?
He.

How tall are you?
5'10"

Can I talk to you?
Sure, but don't get touchy.

Can I touch you?
Ask first.

Can I visit your room?
Don't ask me I'll ask you.

Can I buy you drinks?
Can't you just buy me mozzarella sticks?.

Can I give you stuff?
Absolutely.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Ladies only. And ask first.

How long are you going?
Thursday-Sunday!

Do you have an artist table?
Likely not.

Will you be going to parties?
Probably not, but I will be at the rave.

Will you be performing?
My every moment in public is a performance.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Politely.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Dealers Den, my hotel room.

What/where will you be eating?
Cheesecake factory at least a hundred times.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Don't ask me I'll ask you.

Can I take your picture?
In suit? Go crazy.
Out? Don't.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Spend at least 9785498654% of the time with my girl, 10% dancing and drawing.

You know me, heading for a con soon! It's gonna be sweet, gonna see my girl and my friends, it's gonna be awesome.

And naturally I'm broke as fuck so I need to take a few commissions to get back some money.

So if you need anything done, let me know! If you're going to Anthrocon I could even deliver it in person too!

So, Fur the More was great! I actually (accidentally) got a table in the artist alley for Friday (asked about the raffle for the next day and they just gave me the last open table for Friday) and Saturday (won a spot) and made art for people! I still owe some folks stuff and I need to work on it. That's who I am, you know me.

ANYWAY the real best part of the weekend is that I met a girl at the con! We met at the swimming pool then hung out together in Fursuit for a while. The next day she hung out at my table in the alley. We went to a few panels and got Cheesecake Factory, played a few games with my friends, then retired to my room where I discovered in the worst possible way how important the phrase "Better to have it and not need it" is.

Oops.

It was all good though, we still uh... Had fun. Best we could.

I went down to visit her this past weekend and that was amazing. Definitely came prepared this time.

She's great, y'all'd like her. She like chubby things and bondage.

I am in openin ceremonies right now, and I'll be here all weekend! Hit my up on Twitter (@swatchfodder) or on here if you wanna meet up.

I'll be there from Friday to Sunday! I might try to get a table in Artists alley, so look for a brown haired white guy with a sign that says "TableFodder". That will be our little code.

In the meantime, several unexpected bills have piled up very suddenly and while I'm not going to go bankrupt before the con, I could really use some extra scratch before it starts to help me out. So, not eke if you want a commission! If you like, you can get a traditional one or a badge and pick it up directly from me at FTM! HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE?

So I'm in Fort Dix until the seventh of next month, just though I'd let you all know. I'll be pretty inactive until then.

And probably after. You know me.

See y'all next month at Fur the more!

Long story short: need a new car.

Prices:

(Digital)
(No color)
$15 Rough sketch/cel-shade
$20 Inked/cel-shade

(Color)
$40 Inked/cel-shade

Soft shading is $5 extra. Additional background elements are $5.

I am not currently offering complex backgrounds.

…but right now things are shitty. I'm stuck in an airport waiting on a plane that's going to end up being five hours late, so I'll have to dish out money for a hotel room tonight [this morning] and call off work tomorrow. So that sucks.

But it was worth it though, the con was a lot of fun. I got to meet up with a ton of my friends and some great artists (there was a ten minute stretch where  Ritts,  Jinash ,  Lizombie and  Waitress all walked by and I got to say hi!), and I commissioned quite a few pieces of art, most of which I will post here when I get it (along with some stuff from AC I forgot).

Looking forward to next year, but more immediately looking forward to getting home.